Misunderstanding the Meaning of Liquidation
Private of the Guard:
So, you almost got liquidated, hanh?
Sally:
What's that mean... liquidated?
Eddie Pratt:
I don't know. I never had any.
Sally:
That might mean vaccinated.
Private of the Guard: [Sarcastically]
Yeah, practically the same thing.
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A Quiet Evening in Quarters
Colonel Hackett:
How about you, Mr. Jevries?
Jevries:
I've been in my quarters all evening.
Colonel Hackett:
Alone I suppose? No visitors?
Jevries:
Alone... I was reading.
Colonel Hackett:
Where were you, Doctor? Alone too, I suppose?
Dr. Brooks:
That's right. Alone and reading.
Dr. Brooks: [Turning the tables]
What were YOU doing?
Colonel Hackett: [Sheepishly]
I was alone and reading too.
Dr. Brooks:
Then don't pick on us.
Colonel Hackett:
All right, all right.
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