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A Quiet Evening in Quarters
Colonel Hackett
How about you, Mr. Jevries?
Jevries
I've been in my quarters all evening.
Colonel Hackett
Alone I suppose? No visitors?
Jevries
Alone... I was reading.
Colonel Hackett
Where were you, Doctor? Alone too, I suppose?
Dr. Brooks
That's right. Alone and reading.
Dr. Brooks
What were YOU doing?
[Turning the tables]
Colonel Hackett
I was alone and reading too.
[Sheepishly]
Dr. Brooks
Then don't pick on us.
Colonel Hackett
All right, all right.
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Misunderstanding the Meaning of Liquidation
Private of the Guard
So, you almost got liquidated, hanh?
Sally
What's that mean... liquidated?
Eddie Pratt
I don't know. I never had any.
Sally
That might mean vaccinated.
Private of the Guard
Yeah, practically the same thing.
[Sarcastically]
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