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The Karate Kid Quotes

"He taught him the secret to karate lies in the mind and heart. Not in the hands."

PG 1984 · 2h 7m
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Distinguishing True Karate from Misguided Teachings
Mr. Hideo Miyagi That is not karate. That bad man teach bad things.
[about Kreese's methods]
Friendship and Balance in Karate Training
Daniel You're the best friend I've ever had!
Mr. Miyagi You... pretty OK, too. Go, find balance.
[chuckles]
Mr. Miyagi Banzai, Daniel-san!
Daniel Hey, banzai!
Mr. Miyagi Banzai!
[beat; then; louder]
Daniel Banzai!
[louder]
Mr. Miyagi Banzai!
[shouts]
Daniel Banzai!
[shouts back]
Confrontation Over Training Philosophy in Karate
John Kreese We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition. A man confronts you, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy- what is the problem, Mr. Lawrence?
[notices Johnny staring at Daniel and Mr. Miyagi]
John Kreese I hear you jumped some of my students last night.
Mr. Miyagi Afraid the facts mixed up.
John Kreese Are you calling Mr. Lawrence a liar?
Mr. Miyagi No call no one nothing.
John Kreese What are you here for, old man?
Mr. Miyagi Come ask leave boy alone.
John Kreese What's the matter? The boy can't take care of his own problems?
Mr. Miyagi One to one problem, yes. Five to one problem, too much ask anyone.
John Kreese Is that what's bothering you? The odds? Well, we can fix that. You like matching, Mr. Lawrence?
[to Johnny]
Johnny Lawrence Yes, Sensei!
[eagerly]
Mr. Miyagi No more fighting.
[groans]
John Kreese This is a karate dojo, not a knitting class! You don't come into my dojo and drop a challenge and leave, old man. Now, you get your boy on the mat or you and I will have a major problem.
[getting angry]
Mr. Miyagi Too much advantage, your dojo.
John Kreese Name a place.
Mr. Miyagi Tournament.
[gestures with his head to the poster behind him for the All-Valley Under-18 Karate Tournament]
John Kreese You've got real nerve, old man. Real nerve. But I think we can accommodate you. Can't we, Mr. Lawrence?
[chuckles]
Johnny Lawrence Yes, Sensei.
John Kreese Fall in.
[Johnny gets back in line]
Mr. Miyagi Ask one more small request.
John Kreese Make it fast.
[stops, annoyed]
Mr. Miyagi Ask leave boy alone, to train.
John Kreese You're a pushy little bastard, ain't ya? But I like that. I like that! All right, no one touches the prima donna until the tournament. Is that understood?
[chuckles; to his students]
Cobra Kai students YES, SENSEI!
John Kreese But you don't show, and it's open season, on him ... and you .
[menacingly approaches Miyagi and Daniel again; points at Daniel; points at Miyagi]
Consequences of Revenge in Karate Kid
Mr. Hideo Miyagi Daniel-san, you look revenge that way you start by digging two grave!
Commitment in Karate and Life Choices
Mr. Miyagi Now, ready?
Daniel Yeah, I guess so.
Mr. Miyagi Daniel-san, must talk. Walk on road, hm? Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe. Walk middle, sooner or later, get squished, just like grape. Here, karate, same thing. Either you karate do "yes", or karate do "no". You karate do "guess so", just like grape. Understand?
[sighs; they both kneel; makes squish gesture; makes squish gesture]
Daniel Yeah, I understand.
Mr. Miyagi Now, ready?
Daniel Yeah, I'm ready.
[he and Mr Miyagi stand up again]
Mr. Miyagi First make sacred pact. I promise teach karate. That my part. You promise learn. I say, you do, no questions. That your part. Deal?
[Daniel scratches his nose, whilst Miyagi puts the bandana on Daniel's forehead; turns Daniel around; ties one knot in the bandana; ties another knot in the bandana; Daniel turns around again]
Daniel It's a deal.
[he holds his right hand out, as though expecting Miyagi to shake it. Instead, Miyagi bends down, takes the sponge out of the bucket, straightens up and thrusts the sponge into Daniel's outstretched hand]
Mr. Miyagi First, wash all the car. Then wax. Wax on...
Daniel Hey, why do I have to...?
Mr. Miyagi Ah ah! Remember deal! No questions!
Daniel Yeah, but...
Mr. Miyagi Hai! Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in through nose, out of mouth. Wax on, wax off. Don't forget to breathe, very important. Wax on... wax off. Wax on... wax off.
[makes circular gestures with each hand; walks away, still making circular motions with hands]
Daniel Hey, where did these cars come from?
Mr. Miyagi Detroit!
[stops walking, turns around; turns around, resumes walking away, still muttering "Wax on, wax off" to himself and making circular gestures with his hands as he walks]
Frustration with a Stupid Bike
Dutch Looking for a shortcut back to Newark, Daniel?
Johnny No, he wants to learn karate! Well, here's your first lesson: how to take a fall!
Dutch Don't think about the pain.
Daniel This damn bike. I hate this bike. I hate this frigging bike. This stupid bike! I hate it! Stupid bike.
Lucille Daniel! What's the matter?
Daniel NOTHING!
Lucille Why did you throw your bike away?
Daniel Because I felt like it, Mum.
Lucille Please look at me when I'm talking to you (sees Daniel's bruises) Oh my god! Can you tell me what's going on? And don't tell me about another bike accident!
Daniel What do you want to hear, ma?
Lucille The truth is-
Daniel No you don't want to hear the truth. All you want to hear is how great it is. Well, it may be great to you but it SUCKS for me! I hate this place! I HATE IT!! I just want to go home! Why can't we just go back home?
Lucille Listen to me, I cannot help you unless you tell me what's wrong!
Daniel I gotta take karate lessons.
Lucille You took karate!
Daniel No, not at the Y at a good school.
Lucille But, fighting doesn't solve anything Daniel.
Daniel Well, neither does palm trees, ma.
Lucille That's not fair!
Daniel Like it was fair coming over here without asking me how I felt about it. Right, that was really fair.
Lucille You're right. I should've asked.
Daniel Yeah, well, I just wanna go home. That's it. I don't understand the rules here and I want to go home.
Lucille Let's clean you up and maybe we can figure out the rules here together. What about your bike?
Daniel It's safer taking a bus. Why can't we just go home? Why can't we just go home and forget this place?
A Mother’s Song and a Son’s Discontent
Lucille California, here we come! California...oh, what is the matter, Daniel? You don't like my singing?
Daniel I don't like the song, Ma.
Lucille This is it, Daniel, end of the line!
Daniel You're telling me.
Lucille Will you look at those palm trees? Damn Daniel! You know what this means?
Daniel Yeah. Watch out for falling coconuts.
Freddy Hey, are you new here?
Daniel Yeah, I came from Newark, New Jersey. My name's Daniel LaRusso.
Freddy I'm Freddy Fernandez. Welcome to California. Hey, we were having an end-of-summer clambake on the beach tomorrow night, want to come?
[offers a handshake to Daniel]
Daniel Sure!
Woman This place is a dump. You should return to Newark!
Daniel How did you know I was from Newark?
Woman I overheard your conversation with Freddy. I'm a Jersey girl myself, from Parsippany. I never should have left.
Daniel Parsippany? I got an Uncle Louie from Parsippany!
Woman Louis Fontini?
Daniel No, Louie LaRusso.
Woman Don't know him.
Emphasizing Strength and Resilience in Training
John Kreese Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?
John Kreese Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?
John Kreese Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it?
John Kreese Prepare! What do we study here?
John Kreese And what is that Way?
John Kreese I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Cobra Kai STRIKE FIRST, STRIKE HARD, NO MERCY, SIR!
Missed Opportunities in Communication
Mr. Miyagi Oop. Miss spot.
Daniel What spot? Hey, how come you didn't tell me you were going fishing?
Mr. Miyagi You not here when I go.
Daniel Maybe I would've like to have gone. You ever think about that?
Mr. Miyagi You karate training.
Daniel I'm WHAT?! I'm being your goddamn slave man is what I'm being! Now we made a deal here.
Daniel So? So you're supposed to teach and I'm supposed to learn remember? For four days, I've been busting my ass and I haven't learned a goddamn thing!
Mr. Miyagi Hah, learn plenty!
Daniel I've learned plenty! I've learned how to sand your decks maybe! How about wash your cars, paint your house, paint your fence. I've learned plenty!
Mr. Miyagi Oh, Daniel-san not everything is as seems.
Daniel Oh bullshit! I'm going home man!
Mr. Miyagi Daniel-san! DANIEL-SAN!!
Daniel What?
Mr. Miyagi Show me sand-the-floor.
Daniel I can't move my arm, alright? What are you doing? What? Ow! Ow, what are you doing?
[Mr. Miyagi claps then rubs his hands quickly; Mr. Miyagi starts massaging Daniel's arm]
Mr. Miyagi Now show me sand-the-floor.
Daniel How did you do that?
Mr. Miyagi SHOW!
Uncovering Hidden Skills Through Inquiry
Daniel How come you didn't tell me?
Mr. Miyagi Tell you what?
Daniel That you knew karate?
Mr. Miyagi You never ask?
Daniel Well, where did you learn it?
Mr. Miyagi Father.
Daniel But I thought he was a fisherman.
Mr. Miyagi In Okinawa, all Miyagi know two things: fish and karate. Karate come from China, sixteenth century, called te, "hand". Hundred year later, Miyagi ancestor bring to Okinawa, call karate. "empty hand".
Daniel I always thought it came from Buddhist temples and stuff like that.
Mr. Miyagi You watch too much TV.
Daniel That what my mother tells me.
Conflict of Expectations in Martial Arts Training
John Kreese Bobby, I want him out of commission.
Bobby Brown But, Sensei, I can beat this guy!
John Kreese I don't want him beaten.
Bobby Brown But I'll be disqualified!
John Kreese Out of commission.
The Importance of Eye Contact
Mr. Hideo Miyagi Look eye! Always look eye!
[repeated line to Daniel]
Daniel LaRusso Crowned New Karate Champion
Referee Winner!
Ring Announcer The new champion! Daniel LaRusso!
Lucille Oh, Daniel!
Ali All right!
Johnny You're all right, Larusso, Good match!
Daniel Thanks a lot! Hey! Hey, Mr. Miyagi! We did it, We did it! All right!
[whoops; whoops victoriously]
Conflict Among Friends in a Heated Moment
Bobby Brown (to Dutch) Leave him (Daniel) alone man, he's had enough!
Dutch Shut up, Bobby!
Bobby Brown Look at him, Dutch. He can't even stand up!
Dutch So what?! THAT DON'T MEAN SQUAT!
Bobby Brown Johnny! (still to Johnny and pointing at Johnny) Leave him (Daniel) alone, man, he's had enough!
Johnny Lawrence I'll decide when he's had enough, man!
Bobby Brown What is wrong with you, Johnny!
Johnny Lawrence AN ENEMY DESERVES NO MERCY!
Dutch (to Johnny) RIGHT!
Dutch RIGHT!
Bobby Brown (to Johnny) You're crazy, man!
Bobby Brown Tommy!
[slaps him with his hand]
Tommy Bobby! Get him!
[also slaps him with his hand]
The Importance of Balance in Karate
Mr. Hideo Miyagi First learn balance. Balance good, karate good, everything good. Balance bad, might as well pack up, go home.
Miyagi Encourages Daniel's Sense of Humor
Mr. Hideo Miyagi Daniel-san, you much humor!
The Wisdom of the Old One
Taglines Only the "Old One" could teach him the secrets of masters.
Miscommunication at the Competition Floor
Official Hold it. Only teachers and students on the competition floor. I'm sorry.
Daniel Oh, but he doesn't speak English and I can't understand his instructions without her. She's his translator.
Official What did he say?
Ali He said you reminded him of an uncle of his in Tokyo.
Official Well, I guess it is all right.
[flattered]
Official What's that?
Ali He says you're very kind.
Official Thank you.
Mr. Miyagi Welcome.
The Importance of Fresh Beginnings
Mr. Hideo Miyagi To make honey, young bee need young flower, not old prune.
The Effectiveness of the Crane Technique
Daniel What were you doing on those stumps over there?
Mr. Miyagi Called crane technique.
Daniel Does it work?
Mr. Miyagi If do right, no can defense.
Daniel Could you teach me?
Mr. Miyagi First learn stand, then learn fly. Nature rule, Daniel-san, not mine.
Daniel Where did you learn it from?
Mr. Miyagi Father teach.
Daniel You must have had some father, man
Mr. Miyagi Oh, yes.
Mr. Miyagi Excuse me, please. Boy cold. Must leave. Kindly remove bottles.
Drunk Kindly do it yourself, Mr. Moto!
Daniel How did you do that? How did you do that?
Mr. Miyagi Don't know. First time.
A Lesson in Gratitude and Friendship
Mr. Miyagi Go outside. Something show you.
[on Daniel's birthday, after having already given him his present, the karate gi he will wear at the tournament]
Daniel What?
Mr. Miyagi Number two present.
[leads Daniel outside]
Daniel Number two present? You don't have to give me anything. You've given me enough already. No really, I'm serious.
[walking and talking; Miyagi keeps walking, silently]
Mr. Miyagi Choose.
[stops and points to his fleet of antique cars]
Daniel Oh, no...
[surprised and hesitant]
Mr. Miyagi Hai! Hurt old man feeling. Choose.
[points again]
Understanding Problems Beyond Fighting
Mr. Miyagi Fighting always last answer to problem.
Daniel No offense, Mr Miyajee, but I don't think you understand my problem...
Mr. Miyagi Mi... ya... gi... understand problem perfect. Your friend, all karate student, eh?
[interrupting]
Daniel Friend? Oh, yeah, those guys.
Mr. Miyagi Problem: attitude.
Daniel No the problem is, I'm getting my ass kicked every other day, that's the problem.
Mr. Miyagi Because boys have bad attitude. Karate for defense only.
Daniel That's not what these guys are taught.
Mr. Miyagi Hai - can see. No such thing as bad student, only bad teacher. Teacher say, student do.
Daniel Oh, great, that solves everything for me. I'll just go down to the school and straighten it out with the teacher, no problem.
Mr. Miyagi Now use head for something other than target, Daniel-san.
Daniel I was only kidding.
Mr. Miyagi Why?
Daniel Because I'd get killed if I showed up there.
Mr. Miyagi Get killed anyway.
Daniel Would you go with me?
Mr. Miyagi No can do.
Daniel Why? You said it was a good idea.
Mr. Miyagi For you, good idea. For me, good idea no get involved.
Daniel But you're already involved.
Mr. Miyagi Very sorry.
Daniel Well thanks for nothing then! Thanks for nothing. Like I didn't have enough problems already. Now I gotta carry your weight too. Thanks. Don't do me any more favors pal alright?
Mr. Miyagi Daniel-san.
Daniel What?
Mr. Miyagi OK, I go.
Daniel Oh thanks! Thanks Mr. Miyajee.
Mr. Miyagi Miyagi.
Daniel Miyagi. Hey, what kind of belt do you have?
Mr. Miyagi Canvas. J.C. Penney. $3.98. You like?
[laughs]
Daniel No, I meant...
Mr. Miyagi In Okinawa, belt mean no need rope to hold up pants. Daniel-san, karate here. Karate here. Karate never here. Understand?
[laughs; then, seriously; taps his head; taps his heart; points to his belt]
Daniel I think so.
Mr. Miyagi Good night, Daniel-san.
Daniel Good night, Mr. Miyajee. Miyagi! Miyagi. Tomorrow morning?
Mr. Miyagi Ten o'clock.
The Importance of Balance in Life
Daniel I'm just scared. You know, the tournament and everything...
Mr. Miyagi You remember lesson about balance?
Daniel Yeah.
Mr. Miyagi Lesson not just karate only. Lesson for whole life. Whole life have a balance. Everything be better.
The Challenge of Mastery and Patience
Daniel Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?
Mr. Miyagi Man who catch fly with chopsticks accomplish anything.
Daniel Ever catch one?
Mr. Miyagi Not yet.
The Importance of Strict Discipline
John Kreese Sweep the leg.
[about Daniel's injured leg]
John Kreese Do you have a problem with that?
Johnny Lawrence No, Sensei.
John Kreese No mercy.
The True Essence of Karate Explained
Taglines He taught him the secret to karate lies in the mind and heart. Not in the hands.