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Small Town Morals and Murder Ethics
Mike Swale
Maybe it's my quaint small town morals, but I don't do murder.
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Self-Identification and Character Assessment
Mike Swale
I'm trying to figure out whether you're a total fucking bitch or not.
Bridget Gregory
I am a total fucking bitch.
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Confrontation Between Friends About Relationships
Mike Swale
Grow up.
Chris
What? Did you leave your dick in Buffalo?
Mike Swale
Chris, these women are anchors.
Chris
Here he goes again.
Mike Swale
How many guys in this bar have felt her up?
Chris
All of them.
Mike Swale
Right. And how many have gone home with her, how many guys have slept with her?
Chris
None, including yourself.
Mike Swale
Right, I rest my case.
Chris
Don't rest it too long, cause I promise you it will fall off.
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Reality of Desire and Perception
Bridget Gregory
As far as you're concerned any sex we had is entirely a product of your imagination.
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Seeking a drink in a bar
Bridget Gregory
Who's a girl gotta suck around here to get a drink?
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Unfinished Charm in a Tense Encounter
Bridget Gregory
Could you leave? Please?
Mike Swale
I haven't finished charming you yet.
Bridget Gregory
You haven't started.
Mike Swale
Gimme a chance.
Bridget Gregory
Look, go find yourself a nice little cowgirl and make nice little cowbabies and leave me alone.
Mike Swale
I'm hung like a horse. Think about it.
Bridget Gregory
Let's see.
Mike Swale
Excuse me?
Bridget Gregory
Mr. Ed, let's see.
Mike Swale
Look, I tried to be nice. I can see that's something you're not...
Bridget Gregory
No, I'm trying. I can be very nice when I try. Sit down.
Mike Swale
OK, maybe we just got off to a bad start. I know plenty of people -
Mike Swale
What are you doing?
Bridget Gregory
I believe what we're looking for is a certain horse-like quality?
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Perceptions of Identity and Objectification
Mike Swale
I'm starting to feel like a...
Bridget Gregory
Sex object?
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Questioning One's Vitality and Existence
Frank Griffith
Anyone check you for a heartbeat recently?
[to Bridget]
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Designated Roles in Relationships
Bridget Gregory
You're my designated fuck.
Mike Swale
Designated fuck? Do they make cards for that? What if I want to be more than your designated fuck?
Bridget Gregory
Then I'll designate someone else.
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Desperation and Threats in a Dangerous Game
Clay Gregory
I borrowed 100K from a man whose first and last names end in vowels, and every week I owe him a new thousand dollars in interest. And when I come up just a little short, he's got this very fun game that he likes to play with thumbs. I hired a private detective for fifty percent, but now that I know where you are, I am perfectly willing to spend all the money I have in hiring a clinical sociopath to take it from you, and fuck you through the eye socket just for fun!
[to Bridget]
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Cultural Differences in Small-Town Interactions
Harlan
How the fuck do you stay up here? I mean, these people... I go in the store this morning for cigarettes, they got ducks under the counter. What, do they plant these people or do they just grow out of the ground? And they look at me like, hell, I don't know.
Bridget Gregory
Well, you know, they're not used to seeing guys like you around here, if you know what I mean. Is it true what they say?
[pause]
Harlan
What?
Bridget Gregory
You know, size?
Harlan
Is it true what they say about white women?
Bridget Gregory
What's that?
Harlan
No ass.
Bridget Gregory
Oh, come on. I was wondering for real. Let me see it.
Harlan
Fuck you. Drive.
Bridget Gregory
I'm sorry.
Harlan
About what?
Bridget Gregory
About your shortcoming.
Harlan
I'm not gonna play this game.
Bridget Gregory
Is that why you carry a big gun?
Harlan
The Freudian mind-fuck isn't gonna work either.
Bridget Gregory
Ooh, touchy. I'm sure your woman is very understanding.
Harlan
Exactly how is it that we end this phase of our relationship?
Bridget Gregory
By you showing it to me. Come on, let me see it. I've never seen one before. I'll show you my ass.
[pause]
Harlan
What makes you think I wanna see your bony ass?
Bridget Gregory
Show me.
Harlan
Show me.
Bridget Gregory
I'm driving. You go first.
Harlan
No, you go first. You'll shut the fuck up if I show you?
[pause]
Bridget Gregory
I'm sure I'll be too stunned to speak.
Harlan
I don't believe this. You're crazy. Shit. Okay, there, you happy?
[he exposes himself]
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