The Limey Quotes

Excited Guy That first ] album? Wow, that record really changed my life.

Wilson Bide your time and everything becomes clear, and you can act accordingly.

Wilson Can't be too careful nowadays, y'know? Lot of "tea leaves" about, know what I mean?

Warehouse Foreman Excuse me?

Wilson Tea leaves... thieves.

Wilson Wow!

Ed Yeah, if you can afford a house like this, you buy a house like this, you know?

Wilson What are we standing on?

Ed Trust? You know, you could see the sea out there, if you could see it.

Wilson Could ya?

Stacy Why don't they make shows about people's daily lives you'd be interested in watching? You know, like "Sick Old Man" or "Skinny Little Weakling." "Big Fat Guy." Wouldn't you watch a show called "Big Fat Guy"? I'd watch that fucking show.

Wilson You tell him, you tell him I'm coming. Tell him I'm fucking coming!

Stacy I'd tell you to blow it out your ass, but my dick's in the way.

Taglines Tell Him I'm coming

Ed Do you understand half the shit he says?

Elaine No, but I know what he means.

Uncle John How much?

Stacy Five grand.

Uncle John Heyy.

Stacy Got half in my pocket.

Uncle John We makin trouble for someone?

Stacy Yep.

Uncle John Which kind?

Stacy ...the forever kind.

Wilson They were together how long?

Ed Five years, a long time.

Wilson There you go. Jenny must have liked him.

Ed Jenny would say, "Hey, here's my friend Eddie." He'd shake my hand and everything, but the guy wouldn't even see me, you know what I mean? Jenny told me she met him at a beach, got blinded by his smile. Can you believe that shit, man? That son of a bitch never smiled at me!

Stacy What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth? Einstein's cock.

Terry Valentine Did you ever dream about a place you never really recall being to before? A place that maybe only exists in your imagination? Some place far away, half remembered when you wake up. When you were there, though, you knew the language. You knew your way around. That was the sixties. No. It wasn't that either. It was just 66 and early 67. That's all there was.

Wilson How you doin then? All right, are you? Now look, squire, you're the guv'nor here, I can see that. I'm in your manor now. So there's no need to get your knickers in a twist. Whatever this bollocks is that's going down between you and that slag Valentine, it's got nothing to do with me. I couldn't care less. Alright, mate? Let me explain. When I was in prison - second time - uh, no, telling a lie, third stretch, yeah, third, third - there was this screw what really had it in for me, and that geezer was top of my list. Two years after I got sprung, I sees him in Holland Park. He's sittin on a bench feedin bloody pigeons. There was no-one about, I could've gone up behind him and snapped his fuckin neck, *wallop!* But I left it. I could've knobbled him, but I didn't. Cause what I thought I wanted wasn't what I wanted. What I thought I was thinkin about was something else. I didn't give a toss. It didn't matter, see? This berk on the bench wasn't worth my time. It meant sod-all in the end, cause you gotta make a choice: when to do something, and when to let it go. When it matters, and when it don't. Bide your time. That's what prison teaches you, if nothing else. Bide your time, and everything becomes clear, and you can act accordingly.

DEA Special Agent-In-Charge There's one thing I don't understand. The thing I don't understand is every motherfuckin word you're saying.

Taglines Vengeance knows no boundaries.