31 quotes
Confrontation of Personal Experience and Authority
Adult
].] Listen, ] think you can just show up and tell me how to live my life? You don't even know what I've been through! Forget it!
[same lines from the [[The Lion King|first film; [w:Nala (The Lion King)|you; '''Nala''': I would if you'd just tell me.; '''Nala''': Fine!]
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Acknowledging Team Support and Friendship
Adult
].] I couldn't have done it without you, guys.
[hugging [[w:Timon and Pumbaa|Timon and Pumbaa]
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Challenges of Applause Without Hands
Uncle Max
Applaud now, sonny boy, but try clapping when you don't have any hands.
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Mufasa Warns Simba of Danger
Mufasa
Look out, Simba!
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A Moment of Hesitation and Regret
Uncle Max
I flinched when I should have scurried.
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Navigating Crowds and Dreams in the Wild
Pumbaa
I don't do so well in crowds. Maybe we better go around.
Timon
Don't you know the shortest distance between me and my dream home is a straight line? Follow me.
Animal #1
Oh.
Timon
Excuse me.
Animal #2
Ow.
Animal #3
Hello.
Animal #4
Goodness.
Timon
Make room. Make room. Watch it, Twiggy. ].
[[Midnight Cowboy|I'm walking here]
Pumbaa
Timon, there's something I got to tell you.
[Hears his stomach growling, so he sits down and stops his stomach. He clears his throat.]
Timon
Pumbaa, Pumbaa, Pumbaa. We will have a plenty of time to chat once we settle in.
Pumbaa
I could really use a rest stop.
Timon
Don't worry. You'll get your second wind.
[to Pumbaa]
Pumbaa
I got a really bad feeling!
[whimpering]
Timon
It'll pass. Trust me! It will pass. ].]
[he grabs Pumbaa's tail; Pumbaa farts. The animals bow before [[w:Simba|Simba]
Zebra #1
Oh, look. The rhinos are bowing.
Zebra #2
Ooh, we'd better bow up, too.
Zazu
Look, sire, how they kneel before the royal son.
Timon
So, I guess that's your special power? What a weapon!
Pumbaa
You mean, you don't mind?
Timon
Are you kidding? It was a gas!
[laughs]
Pumbaa
Well, I don't like to toot my own horn...
Timon
Yeah, that's probably for the best. Let's go, Pumbaa.
[pauses out]
Pumbaa
Lead the way.
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Nala Faces Danger from the Hyenas
Adult
The hyenas trying to killed Nala!
[Banzai, Shenzi and Ed in the theater; shocked]
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Perspective from Above
Cub
Woo-hoo! All right! Man, you guys look like ants down there.
[He looks down]
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A Cub's Perspective on Choices
Cub
You know, go...bad.
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A Plea for Swift Resolution
Pumbaa
]: Just eat me now and please make it fast. I got a low threshold for pain.] Easy, easy there little guy. I'm not going to eat you.
['''[[w:Timon and Pumbaa|Timon]
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Understanding Hakuna Matata's Deeper Meaning
Ma
Hahuna Ma-what-a?
Rafiki
It means "no worries.
[chuckles]
Ma
I see...
Rafiki
So, I told the boy: To find Hakuna Matata, you must look beyond what you see.
Ma
Ah, a metaphor.
Rafiki
Well, actually, it's not a... Ah!
[Ma hits him with the stick]
Ma
You used a metaphor on Timon?! He takes things literally! That's it. He's starving out there. I just know it! Max! Timon's out there chasing metaphors. I've got to go find him!
Uncle Max
Are you nuts?!
Ma
Nice to have a supportive family, isn't it? Well, here I go.
Rafiki
Remember, the journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step.
Ma
Thanks, here's my first step.
[Stomps on Rafiki's foot]
Timon
OW!!!!!! Aye!!!
[Screams; pauses; Pumbaa pulls one of three quills]
Pumbaa
This bowling from porcupines wasn't the best idea?
[spits the first quill]
Timon
Yeah, it got to be right up there with bobbin for snapping turtles. Ow-ah-ahaha!!
Pumbaa
That's going to leave a mark. Look, Timon. Buzzards! What do you say? One more round?
[spits the second quill]
Timon
Sure. There must be some part of me we haven't injured yet.
Pumbaa
Please? Please, please, please, please, please?
Timon
No, Pumbaa. I'm beat. You go ahead. I'm calling it a day.
[pulls out one last quill]
Pumbaa
But it's no fun alone.
Timon
Why not? One more run won't change our lives!
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The Importance of Survival and Responsibility
Ma
]: I was just trying to shed a little light on our pathetic existence.] Timon, this can't go on. Just this month, you've pulled down four walls and collapsed two tunnel exits. We have to look after each other. Our survival depends on it. I want to show you something. Look, Timon. Go on, look. Look out to the horizon, past the trees, over the grasslands. Everything the light touches belongs to someone else.
['''[[w:Timon and Pumbaa|Timon; '''Timon''': What's the point? All we do is dig so we can hide, and hide so we can dig. I want to be where we don't have to dig tunnels and live with our heads stuck in the sand. What's so bad about dreaming of a better home?; '''Timon''': Funny, I thought you were going a whole different direction with this.]
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Uncle Max Comments on Unusual Attire
Uncle Max
]: Something's different about ].] You think? HE'S WEARING A DRESS!
['''[[w:List of The Lion King (franchise) characters#Ma|Ma; [w:Timon and Pumbaa|Timon]
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Warning of imminent danger
Uncle Max
LOOK OUT!!
[to Timon and Pumbaa gets jumpscares by Hyenas in the theater; shocked]
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The Importance of Friendship and Loyalty
Timon
Friends stick together to the end.
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A cub's desire to leave
Cub
I got to go.
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Emotional Connection to Music
Pumbaa
I gotta tell ya, Timon, that song always gets me right here.
[first lines]
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A New Beginning for Timon and Friends
Timon
], this could be the start of a beautiful... acquaintanceship.
[[w:Timon and Pumbaa|Pumbaa]
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Nala's Reaction to Simba's Return
Nala
]: ] gone? What do you mean he's gone?] It's just like ] said. The king has returned.
['''[[w:Timon and Pumbaa|Timon; [w:Simba|He's; [w:List of The Lion King (franchise) characters#Rafiki|the baboon]
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Menu Musings Between Friends
Timon
Whaaaat's on the menu? It could be ceviche, it's stinky, ooh, it's Pumbaa-aah...
[first lines; singing]
Pumbaa
I gotta tell ya, Timon, that song always gets me right here.
Timon
Yeah, Pumbaa... Well, enough of that.
[fast forwards the first movie]
Pumbaa
Uh, Timon, what are you doing?
Timon
I'm fast forwarding to the part where we come in.
Pumbaa
But you can't go out of order.
[stops to the part before the final verse of Hakuna Matata where Simba grows into an adult]
Timon
Au contraire my porcine pal, I've got the remote.
Pumbaa
But everyone's going to get confused! We've got to go back to the beginning of the story.
[rewinds the movie]
Timon
We're not in the beginning of the story.
[stops at the presentation of Simba then fast forwards again]
Pumbaa
Yes we were, the whole time.
[stops at Timon shocked face then rewinds again]
Timon
Yeah, but they don't know that.
[stops at the reunion with Simba and Nala then fast forwards third time]
Pumbaa
So then why don't we tell them our story?!
[stops at the hyenas and scream]
Timon
Hey I've got an idea, why don't we tell them our story?
Pumbaa
Oh! I like the sound of that.
Timon
A little backstage tour, take them behind the scenes while revealing the intimate look in the story within the story.
Pumbaa
Because what they don't know is how we really were there even though they didn't know we were there, you know?
Timon
Couldn't have said it better myself.
[rewinds the movie to the very beginning]
Pumbaa
So does this mean we're going back to the beginning?
Timon
] We're going way back to before the beginning...
[[Shrek|Oh no, Pumbaa, no.]
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Zazu Warns About Hyenas Threatening Children
Zazu
Sire, the hyenas are after the children!
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Timon Questions Pumbaa's Remote Control Usage
Timon
Hey! What's going on? Pumbaa, you're sitting on the remote!
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Pumbaa's Dietary Preference Explained
Pumbaa
I'm an insectivore.
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Repetition of Timon's Name
Cub
Timon. Timon. Timon!
[from offscreen; '''Timon''': ?]
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A Mother's Hope for Her Child
Ma
Well, I hope you find what you're looking for, honey.
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Zazu Observes Royal Respect Towards Simba
Zazu
Look, sire, how they kneel before the royal son.
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A Call to Enter the Room
Ma
Get in here! What are you a meshugginah!
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Timon's Culinary Curiosity in The Lion King 1½
Timon
What’s on the menu?! It could be ceviche, it's stinky, ooh, it's Pumbaa-aah...
[first lines; singing]
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Musical Food Humor in The Lion King 1½
Banzai
And I thought beans were the only musical food.
[snickers; Ed laughs]
Timon
Hy... Hy... Hy...
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Timon's Frustration with Pain and Delay
Timon
Just eat me now and please make it fast. I got a low threshold for pain.
['''Pumbaa''': Easy, easy there, little guy. I'm not going to eat you.]
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Urgency Amidst Distraction in a Dangerous Situation
Uncle Max
This is no time for horseplay, Timon. You’re supposed to be up there looking out for... HYENAS!!!
[Looks at Shenzi, Banzai and Ed]
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