5 quotes
Teacher's Unconventional Methods Spark Curiosity
Meg
The freak's a teacher? Come on!
Chuck
I think he is actually.
Meg
Well, what does he teach?
Chuck
He makes me dig holes.
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Gender Differences in Water Composition
McLeod
The problem is one of water.
Chuck
Water?
McLeod
Water. Women have, on average. About 5% more of it than do men, making them subject to different forces of gravity. Oh, don't take my word for it. You can look it up in Newton. It's there.
Chuck
Couldn't they be drained?
Chuck
I'm serious!
McLeod
Well, I believe they're waiting for us to drink more fluids.
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Trust and Doubt in Friendship
McLeod
Think, Norstadt. Reason. Have I ever abused you? Did I ever lay a hand on you of anything but friendship on you? Could I? Could you imagine me ever doing so? And what about the past?
Chuck
Just tell me you didn't do it. I'll believe you.
McLeod
No. No, sir! I didn't spend all summer so you could cheat on this question.
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Questioning the System's Necessity for Change
McLeod
Why the System Should Be Changed" - exclaimation point - "by Charles E. Norstadt". I had no idea you pondered such weighty matters, Charles E.
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Introduction of Chuck Norstadt
McLeod
What is your name?
Chuck
Chuck. Chuck Norstadt.
McLeod
Well, Chuck. Chuck Norstadt.
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