The Mask (1994) - Quotes

Peggy Brandt: Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town ? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood!

Dorian Tyrell: Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be your host for the remainder of the evening.

Dorian Tyrell: I'm just an ex-employee, who's come for his back pay. Or should I say, PAYBACK!

Dorian Tyrell: 50 grand. 50 grand to the man who finds that green-faced son of a bitch before the cops do. I want you to get the word out to every street hustler, to every lowlife in this town. I want him in here tomorrow, alive. You still here? Come on, let's go!

Dorian Tyrell: Ice this deadbeat!

Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask: [[Elvis Presley] * Dodging bullets with an ] voice

Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask: Thank ya very much!

Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask: [[w:Eddie G. Robertson|Eddie G. Robinson; [The Cincinnati Kid] * After defeating Dorian, with an ] voice from ]

Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask: You were good, kid, real good. But as long as I'm around, you'll always be second-best, see?

Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask: This guy's incorrigible.

Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask: * In an Italian accent, using a line from an Alka-Seltzer advertisement, after swallowing a bomb, then belching out the explosion.

Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask: THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL!!!

Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask: [[w:Clint Eastwood|Clint Eastwood; [Dirty Harry] * In a ] ] voice

Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask: Now you have to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" WELL, DO YA... PUNKS?!

Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask: Did you miss me? I GUESS NOT!

Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask: [coughs; [The Wizard of Oz|Auntie Em; [w:Old Yeller (1957 film)|Old Yeller; coughs; [A Christmas Carol|Tiny Tim; coughs; [w:Gone with the Wind (film)|I ''do'' give a damn!; he mock-dies, an audience appears and gives the Mask a [[w:Standing ovation|standing ovation; [w:Sally Field|You love me! You really love me!] Hold me closer, Ed, it's getting dark... Tell ] to let ] out... ...tell ] I won't be coming home this Christmas... ...tell Scarlett ] (coughs on thug, a fart is heard) Pardon me... ] while the Mask is handed an Oscar award] Thank you! ]

Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask: Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny.

Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask: (After being kicked in the groin by Tina; in a high-pitched voice) She is so coy. (normal voice) I LOVE IT!

Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask: [In a French accent; [fate; [star] Hello, cheri. We meet again. Is it ]? Is it meant to be? Is it written in the ]s that we are destined to fraternize? I'D LIKE TO THINK SO! HA HA HAA!

Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask: Let's rock this joint!

Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask: [After robbing the bank, to Dorian's henchmen] Sorry, fellas. Waste not, want not.

Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask: Uh-oh...can't make the scene if you don't have the green; I better make a little stop.

Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask: Sssomebody stop me!

Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask: Hold on, sugar! Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!

Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask: Hold onto your lugnuts — cause it's tiiiiime for an overhaul!!!

Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask: [[power; [crime; [Peace] This is incredible. With these ]s, I could be...A SUPERHERO! I could fight ], protect the innocent, work for World ]! But first...

Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask: [acting as a balloon salesman to a group of thugs; Pause; the thugs approach him; makes a giraffe-shaped balloon; Offers it to a thug; pulls out what appears to be a used condom; makes a poodle-shaped balloon; Rips it apart before the thug can take it; makes a gun-shaped balloon, which transforms into a submachine gun. He aims it at the thugs; the thugs run away. The Mask shoots at them, laughing manically] Step right up here! Don't be shy! Nobody likes a bashful leather head! MOVE IT! For my first trick...I'll do something for you, son. We have a giraffe. There you go, son. Now get out of here. You bother me. Now... Sorry, wrong pocket. For you, son. Little body English. A French poodle. Sorry, son. The dog was rabid. Had to put her down. And, last but not least, my favorite... A Tommy-gun!

Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask: [after being flattened onto the road] Look, Ma, I'm roadkill! Ha ha ha!

Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask: It's party time! P-A-R-T-whY? Because I gotta!

Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask: Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssmokin!