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Ex-Employee Seeks Payback for Unpaid Wages
Dorian Tyrell
I'm just an ex-employee, who's come for his back pay. Or should I say, PAYBACK!
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Humorous Self-Reflection in The Mask
Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask
Look, Ma, I'm roadkill! Ha ha ha!
[after being flattened onto the road]
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The Mask's Wild Performance Announcement
Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask
Step right up here! Don't be shy! Nobody likes a bashful leather head! MOVE IT! For my first trick...I'll do something for you, son. We have a giraffe. There you go, son. Now get out of here. You bother me. Now... Sorry, wrong pocket. For you, son. Little body English. A French poodle. Sorry, son. The dog was rabid. Had to put her down. And, last but not least, my favorite... A Tommy-gun!
[acting as a balloon salesman to a group of thugs; Pause; the thugs approach him; makes a giraffe-shaped balloon; Offers it to a thug; pulls out what appears to be a used condom; makes a poodle-shaped balloon; Rips it apart before the thug can take it; makes a gun-shaped balloon, which transforms into a submachine gun. He aims it at the thugs; the thugs run away. The Mask shoots at them, laughing manically]
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Aspiring to Heroism and Adventure
Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask
This is incredible. With these ]s, I could be...A SUPERHERO! I could fight ], protect the innocent, work for World ]! But first...
[[power; [crime; [Peace]
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A Grateful Acknowledgment from The Mask
Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask
Thank ya very much!
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Bounty on the Mask's Capture
Dorian Tyrell
50 grand. 50 grand to the man who finds that green-faced son of a bitch before the cops do. I want you to get the word out to every street hustler, to every lowlife in this town. I want him in here tomorrow, alive. You still here? Come on, let's go!
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A Call for Intervention
Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask
Sssomebody stop me!
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A Memorable Food Reference from The Mask
Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask
THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL!!!
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Dodging Bullets with Humor and Style
Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask
* Dodging bullets with an ] voice
[[Elvis Presley]
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Catchphrase of The Mask Character
Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask
Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssmokin!
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A Playful Declaration of Desire
Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask
Hold on, sugar! Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!
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Celebration and Excitement in The Mask
Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask
It's party time! P-A-R-T-whY? Because I gotta!
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Love and Thorns in The Mask
Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask
Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny.
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A Playful Return of The Mask
Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask
Did you miss me? I GUESS NOT!
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A Touching Farewell in The Mask
Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask
Hold me closer, Ed, it's getting dark... Tell ] to let ] out... ...tell ] I won't be coming home this Christmas... ...tell Scarlett ] (coughs on thug, a fart is heard) Pardon me... ] while the Mask is handed an Oscar award] Thank you! ]
[coughs; [The Wizard of Oz|Auntie Em; [w:Old Yeller (1957 film)|Old Yeller; coughs; [A Christmas Carol|Tiny Tim; coughs; [w:Gone with the Wind (film)|I ''do'' give a damn!; he mock-dies, an audience appears and gives the Mask a [[w:Standing ovation|standing ovation; [w:Sally Field|You love me! You really love me!]
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Embracing a new, bold identity
Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask
* In a ] ] voice
[[w:Clint Eastwood|Clint Eastwood; [Dirty Harry]
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The Importance of Money in Making Choices
Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask
Uh-oh...can't make the scene if you don't have the green; I better make a little stop.
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Embracing Playfulness in Unexpected Situations
Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask
(After being kicked in the groin by Tina; in a high-pitched voice) She is so coy. (normal voice) I LOVE IT!
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Destiny and Reunion in The Mask
Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask
Hello, cheri. We meet again. Is it ]? Is it meant to be? Is it written in the ]s that we are destined to fraternize? I'D LIKE TO THINK SO! HA HA HAA!
[In a French accent; [fate; [star]
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Waste Not, Want Not Philosophy
Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask
Sorry, fellas. Waste not, want not.
[After robbing the bank, to Dorian's henchmen]
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Explosive Aftermath of a Bold Decision
Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask
* In an Italian accent, using a line from an Alka-Seltzer advertisement, after swallowing a bomb, then belching out the explosion.
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A Call to Energize the Moment
Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask
Let's rock this joint!
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Time for a Change
Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask
Hold onto your lugnuts — cause it's tiiiiime for an overhaul!!!
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Second-Best in the Presence of Greatness
Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask
You were good, kid, real good. But as long as I'm around, you'll always be second-best, see?
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Confronting a perceived failure
Dorian Tyrell
Ice this deadbeat!
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Embracing transformation after triumph over evil
Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask
* After defeating Dorian, with an ] voice from ]
[[w:Eddie G. Robertson|Eddie G. Robinson; [The Cincinnati Kid]
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Dorian Tyrell Welcomes the Audience
Dorian Tyrell
Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be your host for the remainder of the evening.
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A Difficult Character to Change
Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask
This guy's incorrigible.
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A Question of Luck and Confidence
Stanley Ipkiss/The Mask
Now you have to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" WELL, DO YA... PUNKS?!
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Challenges of Finding a Good Partner
Peggy Brandt
Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town ? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood!
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