15 quotes
Financial Struggles and Friendship Challenges
Albert Dooley
Look, we are pals, pal, but where am I going to get $50, huh? I can't even pay these bills!
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Chimp's IQ Surpasses Doctor's Intelligence
Doctor Gottlieb
Excuse me. I have to go recheck the IQ of this chimp - a hundred and forty, higher than mine.
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Expectation of luxury at a high price
Albert Dooley
At that price, he ought to have his own car!
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An Extraordinary Egg Celebration
Taglines
What an EGGstravaganza!
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Charlie: The Webfoot Wonder's Golden Opportunity
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It's Charlie...the webfoot wonder with the 24 karat layaway plan!
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A Husband's Unusual Desire for His Wife
Katie Dooley
Some husband; he wants his wife in jail!
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Concern for the Duck's Safety
Albert Dooley
Oh, no; they're not taking this duck in that death trap!
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A Proposal for Cost Savings
Fred Hines
Look Al, sweetheart. I'm only trying to save you money. I mean by making me a partner, you'll save paying me all those exorbitant lawyer's fees.
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A Mother's Concern for Her Husband's Stress
Katie Dooley
Jimmy, don't bother your father with that now. He's got little enough on his mind as it is.
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Feathering Your Nest in Unique Ways
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What a way to feather your nest!
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Commentary on Neighbors and Their Finances
Jimmy Dooley
Mr. Hooper next door... he has a dog. He can afford to feed it. It's a great big one.
Albert Dooley
Mr. Hooper next door works for the U.S. Treasury and they have all our money. He could afford a ].
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A Lawyer's Absurd Quest for a Golden Duck
Fred Hines
Wait. What am I doin'? A sane adult with a law degree, crawling outta the barnyard, barking at fowls, tryin to find some stupid duck who lays solid go.... Solid gold eggs!
[to the viewers; on Albert; one second pause; barks 3 times to look for Charley]
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Value of Gold Over Trinkets
Katie Dooley
Trinket?! Haven't you bankers ever heard of gold?
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Frustration Over Financial Limitations in Investigation
Finley Hooper
I wish that fool professor made enough money so I could investigate him.
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The Illogical Spending of Albert Dooley
Katie Dooley
Oh, Albert, it makes no sense! You're spending all that money when you have a wife who could pack you a nice, little lunch!
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