18 quotes
Love Beyond Physical Appearance
Gregory Larkin
I don't care if you're pretty, I love you anyway!
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Desire for True Understanding and Connection
Rose Morgan
I love it if someone knew me. Really knew me. What I like, what I'm afraid of. What kind of toothpaste I use. I think that will be wonderful.
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Romantic Expectations and Personal Standards
Rose Morgan
When my date takes me home and kisses me good night, if I don't hear the philharmonic in my head, I dump him.
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Mother of the Bride's Role Defined
Claire Morgan
You are the mother of the bride, not the opening act.
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The Consequences of Obsession with Appearance
Claire Morgan
Now you spend an extra hour in front of the mirror every morning and every night. And now you'll be the one to walk into a room and scan it for who looks better than you and who doesn't. And as the years go by, the numbers change. One day you'll walk into a room and you're the last woman any man notices.
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Desire and Communication in Relationships
Rose Morgan
By the way, would telling you now that I want sex tonight be enough of a warning?
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Body Image and Academic Focus
Rose Morgan
What, what? Yes, I have breasts. They cannot, however, be the subject of one of your papers.
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The Rationality of Mathematics Over Complications
Gregory Larkin
The mathematical world is completely rational, uncomplicated by sex.
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Coffee and Life's Responsibilities
Rose
Why don't you get the coffee?
Hannah
I've buried a husband, I've raised two daughters. I've made my coffee.
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Hair Styling and Personal Experiences
Claire
Your hair looks good, the curls work. Why don't you get a perm?
Rose
I tried that once, I looked like Shirley Temple on crack.
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Self-Perception and Reality in Relationships
Rose Morgan
Let's face it. They're not standing in line for me.
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The Perception of Adorableness and Self-Image
Rose
Look at me, I'm a grown woman in a prom dress.
Claire
Oh, please. You look adorable.
Rose
Adorable? I look like an over-the-hill Barbie Doll. It doesn't fit right, it's too tight.
Claire
Too many Sno Balls.
Rose
Why didn't you pick something looser and in my color?
Claire
Because Maids of Honor don't wear black.
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Honesty About Sexual Interest
Gregory Larkin
I want to be upfront with you. I am not interested in sex.
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Desire for Passion and Chaos in Love
Rose Morgan
I believe in love and lust and sex and romance. I don’t want everything to add up to some perfect equation. I want mess and chaos. I want someone to go crazy out of his mind for me. I want to feel passion and heat and sweat and madness. I want Valentines and Cupids and all the rest of that crap. I want it all.
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A Lesson on the Sabbath and Shopping
Claire Morgan
Mother, the only thing you ever taught me about the Sabbath is that Bergdorf's wouldn't be as crowded.
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Critique of Relationship Theories
Rose Morgan
To tell you the truth, I think your theories about relationships are total bullshit.
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A Tense Moment Before the Celebration
Claire
Now you listen to me!
Rose
Take it easy, Claire!
Claire
Now, I want you to get up there and remember that this is MY day... and if you don't behave yourself, I'm gonna have your birth certificate blown up as a Christmas card!
Hannah
I should never have encouraged you to speak.
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Clarifying the Nature of a Meal
Rose Morgan
It's not a date. We're just agreeing to eat at the same table.
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