The Monkey Quotes

Bill Shelburn What do, uh, fathers and their estranged sons say to each other? "Road trip"?

Bill Shelburn Does it hurt very much when you think, Ricky?

Thrasher Well um...

Bill Shelburn -Uh, -uh, -uh, -well, -well... Did you know that, uh, twenty-seven percent of all English-speaking people will either say horseshit or holy shit before they die? Now, it's funny, because death is the one big thing that'll happen to all of us, and yet we still can't help but be somehow surprised by it.

Thrasher Right on, man.

Thrasher Open up, it's the motherfuckin police!

Hal Shelburn WE GOTTA MAKE! LIKE! EGGS! AND SCRAMBLE!

Taglines A New Trip from Osgood Perkins.

Captain Petey Shelborn Who's smiling now, you infernal son of a whore?

Bill Shelburn The monkey must be vanquished.

Hal Shelburn Why won't you vanquish it, huh, Bill?

Bill Shelburn You're smaller. You go.

Taglines The monkey that likes killing our family ...it's back.

Hal Shelburn And what if I find it, huh? What am I supposed to do, drop it from a fucking plane? It'd probably bounce!

Lois Everybody dies. Some of us peacefully and in our sleep, and some of us... horribly. And that's life.

Bill Shelburn You wouldn't happen to remember if, uh, my aunt had a wind-up toy monkey at the yard sale?

Barbara Oh, not a cherished childhood memory now, was it?

Petey Shit, man, that sucks.

Taglines Everybody dies. And that's fucked up.

Taglines The Monkey is the new trip from writer/director Osgood Perkins. Based on the short story by Stephen King and produced by James Wan. It is a film chock-full of bloody violence and death.All of these deaths are outrageously gory and thoroughly gratuitous. And while some are deserved, others are a case of "wrong place, wrong time".It's like life in that regard.Instruments of death in this feature film include (but not limited to): a harpoon gun, a shotgun, a bowling ball, a Japanese knife, a swimming pool, a surfboard, a lawnmower, and a stampede of wild horses.The hard truth is that everybody dies, and that's fucked up. But at least now you can enjoy death with your friends and loved ones in the comfort of your favorite movie theater this February.

Petey You're fucking twins?

Petey Shelburn Are you high?

Hal Shelburn No, I wish. Jesus Christ. No. Don't do drugs. I mean it.

Petey I'm one of those kids that can only go poo in a house.