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The Monster Squad Quotes

"You know who to call when you have ghosts. But who do you call when you have monsters?"

PG-13 1987 · 1h 22m
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The Monster Squad
Who to Call for Monsters?
Taglines You know who to call when you have ghosts. But who do you call when you have monsters?
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The Monster Squad
Misunderstanding About War and Spies
Patrick Maybe he's a German spy.
[about Scary German Guy]
Sean Oh good one! We're not at war with Germany anymore.
Phoebe We're at war with Vietnam.
Sean What?
Phoebe It's in ]!
[[Rambo]
Horace You guys, guess what happened!
Sean Whoa, Fat Kid...
[collects himself]
Horace Rudy saved my life! Do you think we can talk him into joining the monster club? Can we?
Sean Huddle.
Patrick Sean, he's in junior high.
Phoebe I heard he killed his dad.
Horace Get outta here, "Phoebe the Feeb"!
Sean We should let him in on one condition...
Sean/Patrick/Horace Monster test.
[in unison]
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The Monster Squad
Childhood Courage in Unlikely Situations
Taglines Never send a man to do a kid's job.
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The Monster Squad
Monstrous Good Times Await You
Taglines Call them for a monstrously good time.
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The Monster Squad
A Call for Unconventional Defense
Sean Kick him in the nards!
[To Horace]
Horace What?!
Sean KICK HIM IN THE NARDS!
Horace He doesn't have nards!
Sean Do it, DO IT!!!
[frantically]
Horace Wolf Man's got nards!
[awestruck]
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The Monster Squad
Understanding Monsters and Their Perceptions
Scary German Guy I expect you boys thought I was some kind of monster myself, mm? A vampire, perhaps? That's quite all right. But I am not, you know. If I were a vampire, then I wouldn't have a reflection... ... now would I?
[as Sean, Patrick, and Horace are leaving Scary German Guy's house; points to mirror, where he is clearly visible]
Horace Man, you sure know a lot about monsters.
Scary German Guy Now that you mention it, I suppose I do.
[Scary German Guy closes door, revealing a concentration camp tattoo on his wrist]
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The Monster Squad
Debate on Wolf Man's Driving Ability
Sean Wolf Man can not drive a car.
Patrick Yes, he can.
Sean No, he can't.
Patrick Yes, he can; look, all I'm saying is, Sean, he could if he had to.
Sean He could not! You're being such a dork!
Patrick I know you are, but what am I?
Sean A dork.
Patrick I know you are, but what am I?
Sean Oh great, Phoebe. A dork.
[sees his younger sister Phoebe approach and eventually join them; Then, to Patrick once again]
Patrick I know you are, but what am I?
Sean A dork.
Patrick I know you are, but what am I?
Sean Infinity! Look, Wolf Man doesn't go to work. He's not like a guy.
[annoyed]
Patrick What're you talking about? He walks around, he wears pants.
Sean He had to wear pants, those movies were made in the Forties! He had to wear em so you wouldn't see his......wolf dork!
[He and Phoebe walk on ahead]
Patrick Wolf dork"?!
[comes to a complete halt and lifts his sunglasses to stare at Sean in disbelief. Then, incredulously...]
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The Monster Squad
The World Ends at Midnight
Taglines The end of the world starts at midnight.
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The Monster Squad
Dracula Faces a Greater Challenge This Time
Taglines Every 100 years, the forces of darkness arise to challenge the forces of light for control of all mankind. This is the year. Tonight is the night. But this time, Dracula has bitten off more than he can chew.
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The Monster Squad
Identity and Acceptance in The Monster Squad
E.J. Hey, Fat Kid! Good job!
Horace My name...Is Horace!
[cocks shotgun]
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