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Muppet Character Reflects on Their Journey
Muppet performers
] as ], ], ], ], ], Kermoot and ] Reporter #1
[[w:Dave Goelz|Dave Goelz; [w:Gonzo (Muppet)|Gonzo the Great; [w:Bunsen Honeydew|Dr. Bunsen Honeydew; [w:Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem#Zoot|Zoot; [w:Beauregard (Muppet)|Beauregard; [w:Statler and Waldorf|Waldorf; [w:Whatnot (Muppet)|Whatnot]
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Muppets Ordered Off Private Property
Tex Richman
You artists formerly known as the Muppets are standing on private property--My private property! And I'm telling you to leave, NOW GO! ALL OF YOU!
[Angrily; The Muppets Gasp]
Kermit
He's right, everybody. He won. We gotta go.
[Sadly; As The Muppets Slowly Walk Away, Tex Richman Sighs In Disbelief]
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Character Perspectives in The Muppets
Muppet performers
] as ], ], ], ], ], ], Big Mean Carl, ], Behemoth, Muppet Gary, ] Hobo #1 and ] Farmer (deleted scenes only)
[[w:Bill Barretta|Bill Barretta; [w:Swedish Chef|The Swedish Chef; [w:Rowlf the Dog|Rowlf the Dog; [w:Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem#Dr. Teeth|Dr. Teeth; [w:Pepe the King Prawn|Pepe the King Prawn; [w:Bobo the Bear|Bobo the Bear; [w:Beautiful Day Monster|Beautiful Day Monster; [w:Mah Nà Mah Nà|Mahna Mahna; [w:Whatnot (Muppet)|Whatnot; [w:Whatnot (Muppet)|Whatnot]
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Muppet Performers Express Their Unique Perspectives
Muppet performers
] as ], ], ], ], ], ] and ]
[[w:Steve Whitmire|Steve Whitmire; [w:Kermit the Frog|Kermit the Frog; [w:Beaker (Muppet)|Beaker; [w:Statler and Waldorf|Statler; [w:Rizzo the Rat|Rizzo the Rat; [w:Link Hogthrob|Link Hogthrob; [w:The Muppet Newsman|The Muppet Newsman; [w:Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem#Lips|Lips]
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Believing in Yourself and Growing Up
Gary
Look, Walter, you're my brother, and I'm always gonna love you, but you belong here, with these guys. You're the one who brought everyone here together. You always believe in other people, but that’s easy. Sooner or later, you gotta believe in yourself, too, because that’s what growing up is. It’s becoming who you want to be. You have to try. Please, Walter. You’re my hero.
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Musical Interlude Among Muppet Characters
Jade Green Frackle
Ahem.
[The couple stop kissing and turn to look at the small group of Muppets staring at them]
Wayne
Oh! La la la la la la la...
[He and Wanda start doing vocal warmups to cover up their act]
Wanda
Mee mee mee mee mee...
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A Weekly Critique from Sam the Eagle
Sam the Eagle
Welcome to this week's edition of "Everything Stinks"!
[the other Muppets pull him offscreen with a hooked cane, Vaudeville style]
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Muppet Performers Embrace Their Unique Characters
Muppet performers
] as Wanda and Afghan Hound
[[w:Alice Dinnean|Alice Dinnean]
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Managing Triggers in a Unique Setting
Animal
In control.
Jack Black
Good. I'm Animal's court-appointed sponsor. We don't use the D-R-U-M word. It's his trigger word.
Kermit the Frog
His "trigger word"?
Gary
Excuse me, Mr. Black. I'm so sorry to interrupt, but it's very important that these guys get their drummer--
[Jack Black punches Gary]
Walter
Gary!
Jack Black
It's my trigger word, too.
Moderator
Jack, we talked about this on Tuesday.
Jack Black
Tuesday's another one of my TRIGGER WORDS!
[punches a classmate]
Moderator
I DON'T THINK SO! Sorry.
[punches Jack Black]
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Muppet Characters Express Their Unique Perspectives
Muppet performers
] as ], Droop, Snowth #2 and Mutation #2
[[w:Peter Linz|Peter Linz; [w:Walter (Muppet)|Walter]
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Expression of Excitement and Apology
Gary
Sorry. I was super excited.
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Embracing Uniqueness in a Colorful World
Muppet performers
Nathan Danforth as Mutation #1
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A Warm Welcome Amidst Disarray
Kermit the Frog
Welcome back, everyone. Well, I know the old place is not quite at its best right now.
Floyd Pepper
Yeah! Who cancelled the maid service?
[laughs]
Kermit the Frog
But don't worry. We'll be fine.
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Muppet Characters Share Their Unique Perspectives
Muppet performers
] as ], ], ], ], ], ], ], Dr. Julius Strangepork, Snowth #1, Janooce and Roowlf
[[w:Matt Vogel (puppeteer)|Matt Vogel; [w:Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem#Floyd Pepper|Floyd Pepper; [w:Camilla the Chicken|Camilla the Chicken; [w:Sweetums|Sweetums; [w:'80s Robot|'80s Robot; [w:Lew Zeland|Lew Zealand; [w:Uncle Deadly (Muppet)|Uncle Deadly; [w:Crazy Harry|Crazy Harry]
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Muppet Performers Share Their Unique Perspectives
Muppet performers
] as ], ], Miss Poogy, Wayne and Bobby Benson
[[w:David Rudman|David Rudman; [w:Scooter (Muppet)|Scooter; [w:Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem#Janice|Janice]
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Muppet Identity and Humor in Conflict
Tex Richman
To the end of the Muppets! Deadly! What are you doing?!
[Uncle Deadly grabs the boltcutters to stop Tex]
Uncle Deadly
Enough! Just because I have a terrifying name, and an evil English accent, does not preclude the fact that in my heart, I am a Muppet, not a Moopet! Looks like it's I who will have the last laugh!
Tex Richman
What does that mean?!
Uncle Deadly
It's an idiom, you idiot! Because you cannot laugh! Ha ha! Oopsie!
[Tex falls off the roof and lands on the ground with a thud; he laughs maniacally]
Tex Richman
Deadly...
Uncle Deadly
Now that's a maniacal laugh for you!
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Muppet Characters Express Their Perspectives
Muppet performers
] as Thog, J.G. Frackle, Foozie, ] Hobo #2 and ] Reporter #2
[[w:Tyler Bunch|Tyler Bunch; [w:Whatnot (Muppet)|Whatnot; [w:Whatnot (Muppet)|Whatnot]
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Unity in the Face of Challenge
Kermit the Frog
I just thought maybe we could raise the money to buy the theater back if we all got together and put on one last show.
Fozzie Bear
A show? But I've spent years building a solo career! I have a whole new show-biz family that loves me--
Miss Poogy
Fozzie! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING, HIBERNATIN'?! NEXT SHOW STARTS IN 30 SECONDS! We hired you, and WE CAN FIRE YOU, SO GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE NOW!
[opens the door; slams the door]
Fozzie Bear
They terrify me. Let's go.
[to Kermit]
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Muppet Character Reflects on Their Experience
Muppet performers
] as ], ], ], ] and ]
[[w:Eric Jacobson|Eric Jacobson; [w:Miss Piggy|Miss Piggy; [w:Fozzie Bear|Fozzie Bear; [w:Dr. Teeth and the Elctric Mayhem#Animal|Animal; [w:Sam the Eagle|Sam the Eagle; [w:Marvin Suggs|Marvin Suggs]
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Dolores the Trumpet Girl's Perspective
Muppet performers
] as Dolores the Trumpet Girl
[[w:Rashida Jones|Rashida Jones]
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Embracing the Journey of Life
Muppet performers
] as ] Hobo #3
[[w:Bruce Lanoil|Bruce Lanoil; [w:Whatnot (Muppet)|Whatnot]
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