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"A Show Boat Load of Laughter!"

NR 1945 · 1h 16m
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The Naughty Nineties
Confusion Over a Baseball Player's Identity
Sebastian Dinwiddle Well, go ahead and tell me!
Dexter Broadhurst Who.
Sebastian Dinwiddle The guy on first.
Dexter Broadhurst Who.
Sebastian Dinwiddle The first baseman.
Dexter Broadhurst Who is on first.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Have you got a first baseman on first?
Dexter Broadhurst Certainly.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Then who's playing first?
Dexter Broadhurst Absolutely.
Sebastian Dinwiddle When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
Dexter Broadhurst Every dollar of it. And why not? The man's entitled to it.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Who is?
Dexter Broadhurst Yes.
Sebastian Dinwiddle So who gets it?
Dexter Broadhurst Why shouldn't he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Whose wife?
Dexter Broadhurst Yes. After all, the man earns it.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Who does?
Dexter Broadhurst Absolutely.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Well, all I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base.
Dexter Broadhurst Oh, no, no, What is on second base.
Sebastian Dinwiddle I'm not asking you who's on second.
Dexter Broadhurst Who's on first.
Sebastian Dinwiddle That's what I'm trying to find out.
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Repetitive Exchange Between Characters
Dexter Broadhurst Naturally.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Who has it?
Dexter Broadhurst Naturally.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Naturally.
Dexter Broadhurst Naturally.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Okay.
Dexter Broadhurst Now you've got it.
Sebastian Dinwiddle I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.
Dexter Broadhurst No, you don't, you throw the ball to first base.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Then who gets it?
Dexter Broadhurst Naturally.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Okay.
Dexter Broadhurst All right.
Sebastian Dinwiddle I throw the ball to Naturally.
Dexter Broadhurst You don't. You throw it to Who.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Naturally.
Dexter Broadhurst Well, that's it. Say it that way.
Sebastian Dinwiddle That's what I said.
Dexter Broadhurst You did not.
Sebastian Dinwiddle I said I'd throw the ball to Naturally.
Dexter Broadhurst You don't. You throw it to Who.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Naturally.
Dexter Broadhurst Yes.
Sebastian Dinwiddle So I throw the ball to first base and Naturally gets it.
Dexter Broadhurst No. You throw the ball to first base.
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The Peculiar Nature of Nicknames
Dexter Broadhurst Strange as it may seem, they give ball players nowadays very peculiar names.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Funny names?
Dexter Broadhurst Nicknames. Nicknames.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Not - not as funny as my name - Sebastian Dinwiddie.
Dexter Broadhurst Oh, yes, yes, yes!
Sebastian Dinwiddle Funnier than that?
Dexter Broadhurst Oh, absolutely. Yes. Now, on the St. Louis team we have {{W|Who's on First?|Who's on first}}, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third...
Sebastian Dinwiddle That's what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the fellows on the St. Louis team.
Dexter Broadhurst I'm telling you. Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third...
Sebastian Dinwiddle You know the fellows names?
Dexter Broadhurst Yes.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Well, then, who's playin first?
Dexter Broadhurst Yes.
Sebastian Dinwiddle I mean the fellow's name on first base.
Dexter Broadhurst Who.
Sebastian Dinwiddle The fellow playin first base for St. Louis.
Dexter Broadhurst Who.
Sebastian Dinwiddle The guy on first base.
Dexter Broadhurst Who is on first.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Well, what are you askin me for?
Dexter Broadhurst I'm not asking you - I'm telling you. Who is on first.
Sebastian Dinwiddle I'm asking you who's on first!
Dexter Broadhurst That's the man's name!
Sebastian Dinwiddle That's whose name?
Dexter Broadhurst Yes.
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Confusion Over Base Players' Names
Sebastian Dinwiddle What is the fellow's name on third base?
Dexter Broadhurst What is the fellow's name on second base.
Sebastian Dinwiddle I'm not askin ya who's on second.
Dexter Broadhurst Who's on first.
Sebastian Dinwiddle I don't know.
Both Third base!
Sebastian Dinwiddle You got a outfield?
Dexter Broadhurst Oh, sure.
Sebastian Dinwiddle St. Louis has got a good outfield?
Dexter Broadhurst Oh, absolutely.
Sebastian Dinwiddle The left fielder's name?
Dexter Broadhurst Why.
Sebastian Dinwiddle I don't know. I just thought I'd ask you.
Dexter Broadhurst Well, I just thought I'd tell you.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Then tell me who's playing left field.
Dexter Broadhurst Who is playing first.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Stay out of the infield!
Dexter Broadhurst Don't mention their names out there.
Sebastian Dinwiddle I want to know what's the fellow's name on left field.
Dexter Broadhurst What is on second.
Sebastian Dinwiddle I'm not asking you who's on second.
Dexter Broadhurst Who is on first.
Sebastian Dinwiddle I don't know.
Dexter Broadhurst Now take it easy, take it easy.
Sebastian Dinwiddle And the left fielder's name?
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The Naughty Nineties
Chewing Gum and Attire Etiquette
Dexter Broadhurst Now it don't look nice chewing gum in that suit!
Sebastian Dinwiddle I'm chewin it in my mouth.
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Discussion on Game Strategy and Players
Dexter Broadhurst Well, don't change the players around.
Sebastian Dinwiddle I'm not changing nobody.
Dexter Broadhurst Now, take it easy.
Sebastian Dinwiddle What's the guy's name on first base?
Dexter Broadhurst What's the guy's name on second base.
Sebastian Dinwiddle I'm not askin ya who's on second.
Dexter Broadhurst Who's on first.
Sebastian Dinwiddle I don't know.
Dexter Broadhurst He's on third. We're not talking about him.
Sebastian Dinwiddle How did I get on third base?
Dexter Broadhurst You mentioned his name.
Sebastian Dinwiddle If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?
Dexter Broadhurst No, who's playing first.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Stay offa first, will ya?
Dexter Broadhurst Well, what do you want me to do?
Sebastian Dinwiddle Now what's the guy's name on third base?
Dexter Broadhurst What's on second.
Sebastian Dinwiddle I'm not asking ya who's on second.
Dexter Broadhurst Who's on first.
Sebastian Dinwiddle I don't know.
Dexter Broadhurst He's on third.
Sebastian Dinwiddle There I go, back on third again.
Dexter Broadhurst Well, I can't change their names.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Will you please stay on third base, Mr. Broadhurst.
Dexter Broadhurst Please. Now what is it you want to know?
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A Conversation About Center Field
Dexter Broadhurst Why.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Because.
Dexter Broadhurst Oh, he's center field. Will you pick up your hat, please.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Center field.
Dexter Broadhurst Pick up your hat. And stop this - Now look, please.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Mr. Broadhurst.
Dexter Broadhurst Yes?
Sebastian Dinwiddle Wait a minute. You got a pitcher on the team?
Dexter Broadhurst Wouldn't this be a fine team without a pitcher?
Sebastian Dinwiddle I don't know. Tell me the pitcher's name.
Dexter Broadhurst Tomorrow.
Sebastian Dinwiddle You don't want to tell me today?
Dexter Broadhurst I'm telling you, man.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Then go ahead.
Dexter Broadhurst Tomorrow.
Sebastian Dinwiddle What time?
Dexter Broadhurst What time what?
Sebastian Dinwiddle What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching?
Dexter Broadhurst Now listen, Who is not pitching, Who is on...
Sebastian Dinwiddle I'll break your arm if you say who's on first.
Dexter Broadhurst Then why come up here and ask?
Sebastian Dinwiddle I want to know what's the pitcher's name.
Dexter Broadhurst What's on second.
Sebastian Dinwiddle I don't know.
Both Third base!
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A Catcher's Name Revealed
Sebastian Dinwiddle You gotta catcher?
Dexter Broadhurst Yes.
Sebastian Dinwiddle The catcher's name?
Dexter Broadhurst Today.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Today. And Tomorrow's pitching.
Dexter Broadhurst Now you've got it.
Sebastian Dinwiddle That's all, St. Louis got a couple of days on their team. That's all.
Dexter Broadhurst Well, I can't help that. All right. What do you want me to do?
Sebastian Dinwiddle Gotta catcher?
Dexter Broadhurst Yes.
Sebastian Dinwiddle I'm a good catcher, too, you know.
Dexter Broadhurst I know that.
Sebastian Dinwiddle I would like to play for the St. Louis team.
Dexter Broadhurst Well, I might arrange that.
Sebastian Dinwiddle I would like to catch. Now I'm being a good catcher, Tomorrow's pitching on the team, and I'm catching.
Dexter Broadhurst Yes.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Tomorrow throws the ball and the guy up bunts the ball.
Dexter Broadhurst Yes.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Now when he bunts the ball - me being a good catcher - I want to throw the guy out at first base, so I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
Dexter Broadhurst Now, that's the first thing you've said right.
Sebastian Dinwiddle I don't even know what I'm talking about!
Dexter Broadhurst Well, that's all you have to do.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Is to throw it to first base.
Dexter Broadhurst Yes.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Now who's got it?
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Miscommunication Between Friends
Sebastian Dinwiddle Then who gets it?
Dexter Broadhurst Naturally.
Sebastian Dinwiddle That's what I'm saying.
Dexter Broadhurst You're not saying that.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Excuse me, folks.
Dexter Broadhurst It's all right. I'm sorry, folks.
Sebastian Dinwiddle I throw the ball to Naturally.
Dexter Broadhurst You throw it to Who.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Naturally.
Dexter Broadhurst Naturally. Well, say it that way.
Sebastian Dinwiddle That's what I'm saying.
Dexter Broadhurst Don't get excited. Now don't get excited.
Sebastian Dinwiddle I throw the ball to first base.
Dexter Broadhurst Then Who gets it.
Sebastian Dinwiddle He better get it.
Dexter Broadhurst That's it. All right, now don't get excited. Take it easy.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Hmmph.
Dexter Broadhurst Hmmph.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Now I throw the ball to first base, whoever it is drops the ball, so the guy runs to second.
Dexter Broadhurst Uh-huh.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Who picks up the ball and throws it to What, What throws it to I Don't Know, I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow - a triple play.
Dexter Broadhurst Yeah. It could be.
Sebastian Dinwiddle Another guy gets up and it's a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know. He's on third, and I don't care.
Dexter Broadhurst What was that?
Sebastian Dinwiddle I said, I don't care.
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The Naughty Nineties
A Show Boat Full of Laughter
Taglines A Show Boat Load of Laughter!
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