20 quotes
Defining Love in Uncertain Terms
Constance
Do you love him?
Nina
Yeah, whatever that means.
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Embracing Simplicity in Teaching First Grade
George Hanson
I'm simple, that's why I teach first grade.
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Thanksgiving Dinner's Unique Perspective on Relationships
Rodney Fraser
Have you noticed that you're the only practicing heterosexual at your Thanksgiving dinner?
Nina
I haven't practiced for a while.
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A Unique Love Story Among Best Friends
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A love story that could only happen between best friends.
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A Playful Comparison of Affection
George Hanson
Do you ever just want to touch her nose? I mean it's like a Tulip.
Nina
Don't start that with her.
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Desire and Unattainable Relationships Explained
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Sometimes The Most Desirable Relationship Is The One You Can't Have
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Conflicted Feelings About Sister's Relationship
Constance Miller
I enjoy gay people, but I just have a slight problem with my pregnant sister being in love with one of them.
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Balancing Expectations in Affectionate Relationships
Rodney Fraser
One shouldn't be too hard on oneself when the object of one's affection returns the favor with rather less enthusiasm than one might have hoped.
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Clarifying Identities in Relationships
Sidney
Betty, we should go.
Constance
Betty was your other wife. I'm Constance.
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Returning to Familiar Terms of Endearment
Dr. Robert Joley
Are you okay, honey?
George Hanson
How did we get back to the "honey" stage so quickly?
Dr. Robert Joley
Maybe we never should have left it.
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Desire for Emotional Distance and Connection
Nina Borowski
I want to look at you and not feel so hurt by you.
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Understanding Women: A Personal Reflection
Nina Borowski
] didn't know DICK about women.
[[Sigmund Freud|Freud]
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Choosing Connections Wisely in Relationships
Nina Borowski
I like guys a lot, but I'm not going to waste my time with some guy that doesn't see things the way I do... I mean do you really need this guy?
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Desire for Love and Commitment
Nina Borowski
I want you to be with me, I want you to marry me, I want you to love me the way that I love you.
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Caution Against Uninvited Guests
Nina Borowski
Don't open the door for any gas men. Unless you think either one of us would be interested.
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Conflicted Emotions Over Love and Betrayal
Nina Borowski
You don't tell a woman that you love her and then two days later bring Romeo over to sleep with him.
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Encouragement for the Younger Generation
Nina Borowski
Head up, young person.
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Navigating Loneliness in Life's Journey
Rodney Fraser
Don't fix your life so that you're left alone right as you come to the middle of it.
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Complicated Relationships and Unspoken Desires
Sidney Miller
If I wasn't happily married and you weren't my wife's stepsister, I'd have an affair with you in a second.
Sidney Miller
I swear, I'm hotter than a goat in China.
Dr. Robert Joley
We're too young to settle for a twin-bedded friendship.
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Choosing One Person for Love
Nina Borowski
You have to pick one person and make it work.
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