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Join the fun in a nut-house of terror
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READY! SET! LAUGH! Join the fun in a nut-house of terror!
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Coffin-Break: A Remedy for Fear and Laughter
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Scared stiff? Take a coffin-break!... to steady your nerves...and stifle your laughter!
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Loneliness in a House Full of Family
Tom Penderel
You, uh... why, you must be very lonely. Well, I mean, uh, all alone...
Morgana Femm
Oh, you have no idea. Every night in this house, with just a whole family of Femms.
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The Consequences of Stopping Time and Space
Agatha Femm
I capture time and space in my stitches. Sometimes I wonder what would happen if I stopped.
[Knitting]
Tom Penderel
Happen? To you?
Agatha Femm
No, no. To the world.
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The Old Dark House - Taglines
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The Key to Spooks, Kooks, and Coffin Nooks... where the host with the most turns into a Ghost... and you... die...LAUGHING!
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