The Paper Chase Quotes

Susan Fields I know there's a lot of things to say, but it really isn't worth saying them, so please just get out.

Professor Kingsfield Mr. Hart, would you recite for us the facts of Hawkins versus McGee? I do have your name right? You are "Mr. Hart"?

James Hart Yes, my name's Hart.

Professor Kingsfield You're not speaking loud enough, Mr. Hart. Will you speak up?

James Hart Yes, my name's Hart.

Professor Kingsfield Mr. Hart, you're still not speaking loud enough. Will you stand?

Professor Kingsfield The study of law is something new and unfamiliar to most of you — unlike any other schooling you have ever known before... You teach yourselves the law, but I train your minds. You come in here with a skull full of mush; you leave thinking like a lawyer.

Franklin Ford III Damn good.

James Hart It was a good answer - not a complete analysis, not a hard question - but the point is, I did it. I did it in Kingfield's class, this is a goddamn dance.

Susan Fields They finally got you, Hart, they sucked all that Midwestern charm right out of you. Look, he's got you scared to death. You're going to pass, because you're the kind the law school wants.

Hotel manager Oh my God. What have you been doing in this room? I just had this room decorated. I'm calling the police.

Franklin Ford III If you kick us out, I swear to God I'll sue your Goddamn hotel for a million dollars. I'll burn it to the ground!

James Hart Look, I know that the piece of paper we signed down there allows you to kick us out. But if you do that, I'm going to go to the newspapers. And I'm going to tell them that we're a dope ring running through this hotel. Yeah, I'm going to tell them that, and you're not going to get any more business. Now shut up, and get out!

Toombs Kingsfield drove him mad. He's driven a lot of lawyers mad over the past 40 years that he's been teaching here. I heard he ripped up a 1-L this morning so bad, the guy lost his breakfast.

James Hart That's true. That was me.

Anderson I'm telling you, Hart, the worst thing you can do is get involved with a girl. By the very nature of time consuming.

Franklin Ford III On the contrary, it's the best thing you can do. Nothing makes you hornier than studying.

Anderson My father warned me about this...

Franklin Ford III Oh, your father's full of shit.

Anderson He says the celibate mind is stronger, retains more information. Third year, you can get laid all you want to.

Franklin Ford III Look, the best thing to do in a mess like this is to find a woman who doesn't make any demands to hang on. Hang on like hell. You grab onto her boobs, and you don't let go.

James Hart Why didn't you tell me you were Kingsfield's daughter?

Susan Fields Well, I'm not his daughter very much. Why didn't you call me?

James Hart Wait a minute. You were the one who left me in the park. Why didn't you call me?

Susan Fields I knew I'd see you here today.

James Hart You lied to me, Susan. You said that your last name was Fields.

Susan Fields My last name is Fields. I'm married.

James Hart When I was in college, I had three roommates. One was genius, and one was crazy, and one was inconsequential, kept to himself. It was genius who told me about Kingsfield; first guy to tell me all about Kingsfield. He read an article by him in Life or Time or something called "Contracts in Our Daily Lives". Make a long story short, genius took the law school admissions test, but didn't score high enough to get into Harvard. Genius.

Professor Kingsfield Mr. Hart, here's a dime. Call your mother, and tell her there is serious doubt about you becoming a lawyer.

James Hart You... are a SON OF A BITCH, Kingsfield.

Professor Kingsfield Mr. Hart! That is the most intelligent thing you've said today. You may take your seat.

William Moss So you flunked all your practice exams, huh? Every one?

Kevin Brooks Yeah, every one.

William Moss Aww man, don't look like that, you'll be saved. Every person in this house almost flunked out of law school in their first year. It's not hard to see why; they had broads on the brain. It's the worst thing that can happen to a first-year law student. I don't suppose that's your problem?

Kevin Brooks No, no. I'm married.

William Moss Well, the vote's split on that, but I've saved all kinds. I moved in here and saved all these dum-dums. They'll all graduate, all from Harvard. Did you bring any samples of your work?

Kevin Brooks Yeah, I brought some notes...

William Moss Notes don't mean a thing.

James Hart I found something. There's a room above the stacks that have all the professors old notes from when they were law students here. They're just sitting there waiting. I want to see the notes... I want to see Kingsfield's notes on contracts.

Franklin Ford III Oh no, I know what you're thinking. Uh-uh.