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Career Decline and Uncertain Future
Director
You.
Hrundi V. Bakshi
Me?
Director
Yes, you. Get off of my set, and out of my picture. Off, off! You're washed up, you're finished! I'll see to it that you never make another movie again!
Hrundi V. Bakshi
Does that include television, sir?
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Diet Compromised for Tempting Hors-d'oeuvres
Waiter
Would you care for some hors-d'oeuvres sir?
Hrundi V. Bakshi
I am on a diet, but to hell with it!
[Takes his shoe]
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Misunderstanding Over Sugar and Madness
C. S. Divot
You mashuga!
Hrundi V. Bakshi
I am not your sugar.
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Wisdom and Purity in Life's Journey
Hrundi V. Bakshi
Wisdom is the province of the aged, but the heart of a child is pure.
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Cultural Exchange in Conversation
Hrundi V. Bakshi
We have a saying in India...
Michelle Monet
Yes?
Hrundi V. Bakshi
Yes.
Michelle Monet
Well?
Hrundi V. Bakshi
Well what?
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Identity and Self-Perception in India
C. S. Divot
Just who do you think you are?
Hrundi V. Bakshi
In India, we don't think who we are. We know who we are.
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The Significance of Birdie Num Num
Hrundi V. Bakshi
Birdie Num Num
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Historical Context in Filmmaking
Director
You ready? Action!
Director
Cut, damn it! Cut! Mr. Bakshi.
[jumps to his feet; very patiently]
Hrundi V. Bakshi
Yes, sir.
Director
Has it occurred to you...that the period of our picture is 1878?
Hrundi V. Bakshi
Yes, indeed, sir. I am well aware...that that is the period of the film.
Director
Mr. Bakshi, are you also aware...that in 1878 they weren't wearing underwater watches?
Hrundi V. Bakshi
Yes, sir. I know that. They had not even been invented.
Director
You got the time?
Hrundi V. Bakshi
Yes, it's... oh, my God.
[looks at his watch; freezes]
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Clarifying Identity in Conversation
Hrundi V. Bakshi
Hrundi V. Bakshi.
Michelle Monet
Pardon?
Hrundi V. Bakshi
That is what my name is called.
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A Humorous Take on Calendar Months
Hrundi V. Bakshi
Thirty days have September, October, June and February, all the rest have 29, except my brother who got six months.
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Casual greeting from Hrundi V. Bakshi
Hrundi V. Bakshi
Howdy partiner
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Exchange of a Hat
Michelle Monet
Oh, here's your hat.
Hrundi V. Bakshi
Oh, look... you keep it.
Michelle Monet
But you may need it.
Hrundi V. Bakshi
No, I'd like you to keep it.
Michelle Monet
All right. If you think that you should want it or need it sometimes...
Hrundi V. Bakshi
Well, if I need it... I could always come, perhaps, and pick it up.
Michelle Monet
That would be very nice.
Hrundi V. Bakshi
When would you be available for me to pick up my hat?
Michelle Monet
Well... maybe next week.
[laughs shyly]
Hrundi V. Bakshi
I'll come and get it then.
Michelle Monet
OK.
Hrundi V. Bakshi
For I'd love to have my hat back.
Michelle Monet
Goodbye.
Hrundi V. Bakshi
Bye bye.
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Wilder Parties May Lead to Consequences
Taglines
If you've ever been to a wilder party... you're under arrest
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