Wilder Parties May Lead to Consequences
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If you've ever been to a wilder party... you're under arrest
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Exchange of a Hat
Michelle Monet:
Oh, here's your hat.
Hrundi V. Bakshi:
Oh, look... you keep it.
Michelle Monet:
But you may need it.
Hrundi V. Bakshi:
No, I'd like you to keep it.
Michelle Monet:
All right. If you think that you should want it or need it sometimes...
Hrundi V. Bakshi:
Well, if I need it... I could always come, perhaps, and pick it up.
Michelle Monet:
That would be very nice.
Hrundi V. Bakshi:
When would you be available for me to pick up my hat?
Michelle Monet: [laughs shyly]
Well... maybe next week.
Hrundi V. Bakshi:
I'll come and get it then.
Michelle Monet:
OK.
Hrundi V. Bakshi:
For I'd love to have my hat back.
Michelle Monet:
Goodbye.
Hrundi V. Bakshi:
Bye bye.
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Identity and Self-Perception in India
C. S. Divot:
Just who do you think you are?
Hrundi V. Bakshi:
In India, we don't think who we are. We know who we are.
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Diet Compromised for Tempting Hors-d'oeuvres
Waiter:
Would you care for some hors-d'oeuvres sir?
Hrundi V. Bakshi: [Takes his shoe]
I am on a diet, but to hell with it!
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Misunderstanding Over Sugar and Madness
C. S. Divot:
You mashuga!
Hrundi V. Bakshi:
I am not your sugar.
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Clarifying Identity in Conversation
Hrundi V. Bakshi:
Hrundi V. Bakshi.
Michelle Monet:
Pardon?
Hrundi V. Bakshi:
That is what my name is called.
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Cultural Exchange in Conversation
Hrundi V. Bakshi:
We have a saying in India...
Michelle Monet:
Yes?
Hrundi V. Bakshi:
Yes.
Michelle Monet:
Well?
Hrundi V. Bakshi:
Well what?
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Historical Context in Filmmaking
Director:
You ready? Action!
Director: [jumps to his feet; very patiently]
Cut, damn it! Cut! Mr. Bakshi.
Hrundi V. Bakshi:
Yes, sir.
Director:
Has it occurred to you...that the period of our picture is 1878?
Hrundi V. Bakshi:
Yes, indeed, sir. I am well aware...that that is the period of the film.
Director:
Mr. Bakshi, are you also aware...that in 1878 they weren't wearing underwater watches?
Hrundi V. Bakshi:
Yes, sir. I know that. They had not even been invented.
Director:
You got the time?
Hrundi V. Bakshi: [looks at his watch; freezes]
Yes, it's... oh, my God.
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Career Decline and Uncertain Future
Director:
You.
Hrundi V. Bakshi:
Me?
Director:
Yes, you. Get off of my set, and out of my picture. Off, off! You're washed up, you're finished! I'll see to it that you never make another movie again!
Hrundi V. Bakshi:
Does that include television, sir?
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Casual greeting from Hrundi V. Bakshi
Hrundi V. Bakshi:
Howdy partiner
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Wisdom and Purity in Life's Journey
Hrundi V. Bakshi:
Wisdom is the province of the aged, but the heart of a child is pure.
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A Humorous Take on Calendar Months
Hrundi V. Bakshi:
Thirty days have September, October, June and February, all the rest have 29, except my brother who got six months.
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The Significance of Birdie Num Num
Hrundi V. Bakshi:
Birdie Num Num
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