The Pink Panther (1964) - Quotes

A Whimsical Adventure of Crime and Fun

Taglines: A Madcap Frolic Of Crime and Fun

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A Glamorous Adventure on the Italian Riviera

Taglines: The star-studded international cast of the year sparkling in the wackiest, most wonderful sport - on the glamorous Italian Riviera where the jet-set swings, sways and plays...

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Live Once, Watch Pink Panther Twice

Taglines: You only live once... so see the Pink Panther twice!!!

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Inspector Clouseau Reflects on His Challenges

Police escort: Tell me, inspector - Signor Phantom - all those robberies. How did you ever manage it?

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Well, you know... it wasn't easy.

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Ownership Dispute Over The Pink Panther Diamond

Simone Clouseau: If I'm not being too nosy your highness, I read somewhere there was some dispute over the ownership of the Pink Panther.

Princess Dala: It belongs to me. It was a gift from my late father. I shall never surrender it.

Sir Charles Lytton: Why should you?

Princess Dala: When the present government seized power, they claimed the diamond was the property of the people. There's even some talk of the international court deciding the issue.

Sir Charles Lytton: I'll tell you what, why don't I steal the diamond, leave that old glove or whatever it is behind, and you and I can split the insurance.

Princess Dala: All right.

George Lytton: [to Princess Dala] I feel like dancing. Your Highness?

Princess Dala: I'd love to.

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Suspicion Surrounds the Owner of a Diamond

Tucker: Your Highness, if I were the Phantom, I'd have chosen my victim already.

Princess Dala: Really? And who would that be?

Tucker: Well, who owns the most fabulous diamond in the world?

Princess Dala: I suppose I do.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Exactly. The Pink Panther. Such a prize he could never resist. He would be bound to try for it.

Princess Dala: I'm afraid he'd be disappointed. The Pink Panther is in my safe, at...

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [interrupting] Your Highness, please. Don't say it, not here.

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Betting on the Phantom's Presence

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: I am willing to bet you ten thousand francs, that the phantom is in Cortina at this very moment. Even, perhaps, in this very room.

Simone Clouseau: How exciting. What do you think, Mr. Tucker?

Tucker: Oh, I agree with the inspector. You see, Ten of his last fifteen victims have been guests at Angela Dunning's parties.

Sir Charles Lytton: What are we all talking about?

Simone Clouseau: The notorious Phantom.

Princess Dala: I'm afraid I never heard of him.

Sir Charles Lytton: From the little I've read about him, he seems to be quite a fellow.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Believe me. There are few thieves who are as clever as the Phantom. Each theft is completely different and unique, classic in its conception.

George Lytton: I thought you were working on the theory that he does repeat himself.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Well, only as far as Angela Dunning's parties are concerned. However, there is one other duplication, but that is his ah... trademark, his calling card, so to speak. He always leaves a white monogrammed glove.

Princess Dala: Sounds terribly theatrical.

A Playful Exchange of Threats and Affection

Princess Dala: [after Sir Charles Lytton kisses her] If I were my father, I'd have you tortured.

Sir Charles Lytton: No. If you were your father, I doubt very much if I would have kissed you.

Perceiving Flaws in Precious Gems

Gem dealer 1: As in every stone of this size, there is a flaw.

Sultan: A flaw?

Gem dealer 2: The slightest flaw, your excellency.

Gem dealer 1: If you look deep into the stone, you will perceive the tiniest discoloration. It resembles an animal.

Sultan: An animal?

Gem dealer 1: A little panther.

Sultan: Yes! A pink panther. Come here, Dala. A gift to your father from his grateful people. Some day it will be yours. The most fabulous diamond in all the world. Come closer.

Indifference to Unique Instruments

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [having stepped on and broken the violin] Oh well, if you've seen one Stradivarius, you've seen them all.

Inspector Clouseau's Warning About Conduct

Inspector Jacques Clouseau: [At a costume ball, to a police sergeant costumed as a zebra who drinks from the punch bowl] Any more behaviour like this and I'll have your stripes!