The Princess and the Frog Quotes

Dr. Facilier Y'all shoulda taken ma deal. Now, you're gonna spend the rest o your life bein a slimy little frog!

Tiana I got news for you, Shadow Man. It's not slime, it's mucus!

Dr. Facilier No! NO!! How am I ever gonna pay back my debt?! Friends!

The masks ♪ Are you ready? ♪

Dr. Facilier No! I'm not ready at all! In fact, I got lots more plans!

The shrunken heads ♪ Are you ready? ♪

Dr. Facilier This is just a minor setback in a major operation! As soon as I whip up another spell, we'll be back in business! I've still got that froggy prince locked away. I just need a little more time! No, no, please, no! Just a little more time! I promise I'll pay y'all back! I PROMISE!

Lawrence Sire, I've been looking for you everywhere!

Prince Naveen Oh, what a coincidence, Lawrence! I've been avoiding you everywhere!

Lawrence We're going to be late for the masqu...

Prince Naveen Listen, Lawrence! Listen! Oh! Jazz! Jazz music! It was born here! It's beautiful, no?

Lawrence No!

Dr. Facilier Now you, young man, are from across the sea; you come from two long lines of royalty. I'm a royal myself on my mother's side. Your lifestyle's high, but your funds are low. You need to marry a little honey whose daddy got dough. Mom and Dad cut you off, huh, pretty boy?

Prince Naveen Eh, sad, but true.

Dr. Facilier Now y'all gotta get hitched, but hitchin ties ya down! You just wanna be free - hop from place to place! But freedom takes green... It's the green, it's the green, it's the green you need! And when I look into your future, it's the green that I see. On you, little man, I don't wanna waste much time! You've been pushed around all your life! You've been pushed around by your mother, and your sister, and your brother. And if you was married...You'd be pushed around by your wife. But in your future, the you I see, is exactly the man you've always wanted to be! Shake my hand. Come on boys...Won't you shake, a poor sinner's hand? Yes...

James Mmm. Gumbo smells good, Tiana.

Young Tiana I think it's done, Daddy.

James Yeah. Are you sure?

Young Tiana Mm-hmm.

James Absolutely positive?

Young Tiana Yes.

James Okay. I'm about to put this spoon in my...

Young Tiana Wait! Done.

James Hmm.

Young Tiana What?

James Well, sweetheart, this is the...best gumbo I've ever tasted! Come here! Eudora, our little girl's got a gift!

Eudora I coulda told you that.

James A gift this special just gotta be shared.

Ray Hey...How come...you're...still...?

Tiana We're stayin frogs, Ray.

Prince Naveen And we're staying together.

Ray Oh. Tres Bien. I like that very much. Evangeline...like that too.

Buford Are you talkin bout that dang restaurant again?

Tiana Buford, your eggs are burnin'.

Buford You ain't never gonna get enough for the down payment.

Tiana I'm gettin close.

Buford Yeah. How close?

Tiana Where my flapjacks?

Buford You got about as much chance of gettin that restaurant as I do of winnin the Kentucky Derby.

Tiana Mornin', Mr. La Bouff.

Eli Big Daddy La Bouff Good mornin', Tiana.

Tiana Congratulations on bein voted king of the Mardi Gras parade.

Eli Big Daddy La Bouff Caught me completely by surprise...for the fifth year in a row! Now, how about I celebrate with...

Tiana Beignets? Got me a fresh batch just waitin for you.

Eli Big Daddy La Bouff Well, keep em comin til I pass out!

Ray Y'all must be new around here.

Prince Naveen Actually, we are from a place, far, far away from this world.

Ray Go to bed! Y'all from Shreveport?

Dr. Facilier Friends. I know I am already deeply in debt to ya'll and everything, but it seems our little froggy prince, lost his way. And I'll be interested in ya'll help getting him back. I hear ya, now what's in it for ya'll? Well, as soon as I dispose of Big Daddy La Bouff, and I'm running this town, I'll have the whole of New Orleans, in the palm of my hand. And you'll have all the wayward souls your dark little hearts desire. Ya'll like that, don't you? So, we have ourselves a deal? Now we're cooking! We gonna find ourselves a frog. Search everywhere! The bayou, the Quarter, bring him to me alive. I need his heart pumpin'! For now... Allez! Toute suite!

Mama Odie Good to see you again, Ray. How's your grandma?

Ray Oh, she's fine. She got in a little trouble for flashin the neighbors again.

Mama Odie I like that old gal's spunk!

Prince Naveen Oh, Evangeline. Why can't I just look Tiana in the eye and say, "I will do whatever it takes to make all your dreams come true because...because I love you."?

Ray Whoa, whoa, whoa, Cap! You're making goo-goo eyes at my girl?! That's it, put them up! I'm going to make some shoes out of you!

Prince Naveen No, no, Ray, I'm not in love with Evangeline, I am in love with Tiana!

Lawrence I'm completely innocent! The Shadow Man bamboozled me!

Tiana Okay, Tiana, you can do this.

Prince Naveen Faldi Faldonza!

Tiana You don't look that much different. But how'd you get way up there?

Eudora Just at that moment, the ugly little frog looked up with his sad, round eyes and pleaded, "Oh, please, dear princess, only a kiss from you can break this terrible spell that was inflicted on me by a wicked witch.

Young Charlotte Here comes my favorite part!

Eudora And the beautiful princess was so moved by his desperate plea that she stooped down, picked up the slippery creature, leaned forward, raised him to her lips, and kissed that little frog!

Young Charlotte Aww!

Eudora Then the frog was transformed into a handsome prince! They were married and lived happily ever after! The end.

Young Charlotte Yay! Read it again! Read it again!

Eudora Sorry, Charlotte. It's time for us to be headin home. Say goodnight, Tiana.

Young Tiana There's no way, in the whole wide world, I would ever ever ever, and I mean never kiss a frog. Bleugh!

Young Charlotte ? ?

Charlotte Who'da thought a prince had a younger brother? How old did you say you were?

Prince Ralphie I'm 6½.

Charlotte Well, I waited this long!

Lawrence Oh, dear. Oh! You're so quiet.

Dr. Facilier You let him go?!

Lawrence The poor devil was gasping, so I'd loosened the lid, ever so slightly... How did I ever get tangled up this voodoo madness? I can't get through with this! You wear this-this ghastly thing!

Dr. Facilier CAREFUL WITH THAT!!! ANYTHING HAPPENS TO THIS, I'M GONNA BE...! Fun fact about voodoo, Larry... ...can't conjure a thing for myself. Besides, you and I both know the real power in this world ain't magic. It's money! Buckets of it.

Lawrence That's true.

Dr. Facilier Aren't you tired of living on the margins? While all those fat cats in their fancy cars don't give you so much as a sideways glance?

Lawrence Yes...I am.

Dr. Facilier All you gotta do is marry Big Daddy's little princess... And we'll be splittin that juicy Le Buoff fortune right down the middle...60-40, like I said.

Lawrence Hmm...yeah. But uh...what about Naveen?

Dr. Facilier Your little SLIP-UP... will be a minor bump in the road. So long as we got the prince's blood in this.

Lawrence Yes...

Prince Naveen You know, waitress, I've finally figured out what is wrong with you.

Tiana Have you now?

Prince Naveen You do not know how to have fun. There. So, what do you have to say?

Tiana Thank you. Cause I figured out what your problem is, too.

Prince Naveen I'm too wonderful?

Tiana No. You're a no-account, philanderin', lazy bump on the log!

Prince Naveen Killjoy!

Tiana What did you say?

Prince Naveen Nothing. Stick-in-the-mud!

Tiana Listen here, Mister. This "stick-in-the-mud" has had to work two jobs her whole life while you've been suckin on a silver spoon, chasing chambermaids round your ivory tower!

Prince Naveen Actually, it's polished marble.

James You know the thing about good food? It brings folks together from all walks of life. It warms them right up and it puts little smiles on their faces, and when I open up my own restaurant, I tell you, people are gonna line up from miles around just to get a taste of my food!

Young Tiana Our food.

James That's right, baby. Our food.

Ray I know what we’ve seen with our eyes but...If we just go back there, we gonna find that your fairy tale come true.

Tiana Just because you wish for something doesn’t make it true.

Ray It’s like my Evangeline always said to me-

Tiana Evangeline is nothing but a star, Ray! A big ball of hot air a million miles from here! Open your eyes now, before you get hurt.

Ray She’s just big in a broken heart. That’s all it is. Come on, Evangeline. We're going to show Chère the truth.

Georgia We all goin out dancin tonight. Care to join us?

Male Customers Yeah, c'mon, Tiana, live a little. It's Mardi Gras.

Tiana No, I got two left feet. Besides, I'm gonna... Need a napkin, sweetheart? I'm gonna work a double shift tonight. Here're your hotcakes. You know, so I...

Georgia You can save for your restaurant. I know, I know. Girl! All you ever do is work!

Travis But Miss Charlotte, you said "later" 2 hours ago!

Charlotte Travis, when a woman says "later", she really means "not ever"! Now, run along. There are plenty of young fillies dyin for you to waltz them into a stupor. GIMME THEM NAPKINS, QUICK!

Tiana What on Earth for?

Charlotte I swear I am sweatin like a sinner in church!

Eli Big Daddy La Bouff Evenin', Eudora.

Young Charlotte Daddy, Daddy! Look at my new dress! Isn't it pretty?

Eli Big Daddy La Bouff Look at you! Why, I'd expect nothin less from the finest seamstress in New Orleans!