Unexpected outcomes in perilous situations
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She gets kidnapped. He gets killed. But it all ends up okay.
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More Than an Ordinary Fairy Tale
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Heroes. Giants. Villains. Miracle Men. True Love. - Not just your basic, average, everyday, ordinary, run-of-the-mill, ho-hum fairy tale.
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The Reality of Feelings
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It's as real as the feelings you feel
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The Trials of True Love
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Scaling the Cliffs of Insanity, Battling Rodents of Unusual Size, Facing torture in the Pit of Despair. - True love has never been a snap.
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Skepticism as a Survival Strategy
Prince Humperdinck:
I always think everything could be a trap...which is why I'm still alive.
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Count Rugen's Reflection on the Past
Count Rugen: [to Inigo]
You're that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago. Simply incredible. Have you been chasing me all this time, only to fail now? I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard of. How marvelous.
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Exploring the Mechanics of Pain
Count Rugen: [to Westley; the machine activates; Westley screams; Westley whimpers]
Beautiful, isn't it? It took me half a lifetime to invent it. I'm sure that you've discovered my deep and abiding interest in pain. At present, I'm writing the definitive work on the subject, so I want you to be totally honest with me on how the machine makes you feel. This being our first try, I'll use the lowest setting. As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. Really, that's all this is, except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking life. I've just sucked one year of your life away. I might one day go as high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you, so let's just start with what we have. What did this do to you? Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity, so be honest. How do you feel? Interesting.
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A Reflection on Imperfection and Beauty
Westley: [to Buttercup]
There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
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A Witty Remark on Headaches and Dreams
Westley: [after knocking out Fezzik]
I don't envy you the headache you'll have when you awake. But, in the meantime, rest well...and dream of large women.
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A Simple Expression of Love and Devotion
Westley: [repeated line]
As you wish.
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