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Contemplating Death and Its Horrors
Trash
Do you ever wonder about all the different ways of dying? You know, violently? And wonder, like, what would be the most horrible way to die?
Spider
I try not too think about dying too much.
Trash
Mm. Well for me, the worst way would be for a bunch of old men to get around me, and start biting and eating me alive.
Spider
I see.
Trash
First, they would tear off my clothes...
Chuck
Hey, somebody get some light over here, Trash is taking off her clothes again.
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A Conversation About Eating Brains
Ernie Kaltenbrunner
Why do you eat people?
1/2 Woman Corpse
Not people. Brains.
Ernie Kaltenbrunner
Brains only?
1/2 Woman Corpse
Yes.
Ernie Kaltenbrunner
Why?
1/2 Woman Corpse
The PAIN!
Ernie Kaltenbrunner
What about the pain?
1/2 Woman Corpse
The pain of being DEAD!
Ernie Kaltenbrunner
It hurts... to be dead.
[laughing in surprise to his friends]
1/2 Woman Corpse
I can feel myself rot.
Ernie Kaltenbrunner
Eating brains... How does that make you feel?
1/2 Woman Corpse
It makes the pain, go away!
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Zombie Party Awaits the Living Dead
Taglines
They're Back From The Grave and Ready To Party!
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Doubts about the effectiveness of zombie lore
Burt Wilson
I thought you said if we destroyed the brain, it'd die!
Frank
It worked in the movie!
Burt Wilson
Well, it ain't working now, Frank!
Freddy
You mean the movie lied?
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Consequences of Recklessness and Poor Decisions
Burt Wilson
You did what? You opened it? You stupid moron! You idiot! What's the matter with you Frank? Haven't I already told you never to even go near those goddamn tanks?
Frank
What are we gonna do, Burt?
Burt Wilson
I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to be sued by the Darrow Chemical Company. I might even be investigated by the government. I might become very famous. I might even lose my business. I might even go to jail, goddamn it! That's what I'm going to do!
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Weird Experiences in the Movie Industry
Freddy
What's the weirdest thing you ever saw in here?
Frank
Oh, kid, I have seen weird things come and I have seen weird things go. But the weirdest thing I ever saw just had to cap it all.
Freddy
Oh, yeah? What's that?
Frank
Let me ask you a question, kid. Did you see that movie, ]?
[[Night of the Living Dead]
Freddy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the one where the corpses start eating the people, right? Sure. Wh-what about it?
Frank
Did you know that movie was based on a true case?
Freddy
Come on, you're shitting me, right?
Frank
I've never been more serious in my life.
Freddy
That's not possible. I mean, they showed zombies taking over the world.
Frank
They changed it all around. What really happened was back in 1969, in Pittsburgh, at the V.A. hospital, there was a chemical spill and all that stuff kinda leaked down into the morgue and it made all the dead bodies kinda jump around as though it was alive.
Freddy
What chemical?
Frank
2-4-5 Trioxin, it's called. It was to kinda spray on marijuana or something. And the Darrow Chemical Company was trying to develop it for the Army. And they told the guy who made the movie that if he told the true story, they'd just sue his ass off. So he changed all the facts around.
Freddy
So what really happened?
Frank
Well, they closed it all down, see, and the Army shipped all that contaminated dirt and all those dead bodies out. And they kept it a secret.
Freddy
So how come you know about it?
Frank
A typical Army fuck up. The Transportation Department got the orders crossed, and they shipped those bodies here instead of to the Darrow Chemical Company.
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Struggles of Identity and Acceptance
Suicide
Nobody understands me, you know that? I fuckin bust my ass for you guys, and what do I get? "You're spooky." Fuck you, man. Fuck you all.
Trash
I like it spooky.
Suicide
I got somethin to say, you know? What do you think this is all about? You think this is a fuckin costume? This is a way of life!
Trash
Yes!
[sidling up to him]
Suicide
What's wrong with you, man? Show some fuckin respect for the dead, will ya?
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Urgent Warning About Cemetery Dangers
Burt Wilson
Listen, there's a bunch of people from the cemetery who are stark, staring, mad, and they'll kill you and eat you if they catch you. It's like a disease. It's like rabies, only faster, a lot faster. That's why you've got to come and get us out of here now... right now!
[on the phone with the police]
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The Challenge of Burning a Heart
Burt Wilson
What about the bones Ernie?
Ernie Kaltenbrunner
Bones are no problem. Hardest thing to burn is the heart.
Burt Wilson
A heart, why?
Ernie Kaltenbrunner
cause it's just one big tough muscle.
Burt Wilson
Yeah, but Ernie, I mean, c'mon, we don't want the heart sticking around!
Ernie Kaltenbrunner
Then I'll turn it up hotter for the heart.
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Love and Madness in a Zombie Apocalypse
Freddy
Gee... And now you made me hurt myself again! You made me break my hand completely off this time Tina! But I don't care Darlin', because I love you, and you've got to let me EAT YOUR BRAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINS! WHERE ARE YOU!
[to Tina]
Casey
Chuck, I never did like you. Oh, but God, hold me tight.
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