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Expressions of Love and Exhaustion
Johnny
I'm tired, I'm wasted, I love you, darling!
[laughing]
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Existential Questions About Life
Johnny
Do you understand life?! Do you?!
[to Lisa]
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Appreciation for a Thoughtful Celebration
Johnny
Thank you honey, this is a beautiful party. You invited all of my friends! Good thinking!
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Desire for Emotional Distance and Freedom
Johnny
Get out, get out, get out of my life!
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Frustration with Misunderstanding and Opinions
Mark
You don't understand anything, man. Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!
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A Conversation Among Friends
Johnny
Denny, do you have something else to do?
Denny
I just like to watch you guys.
Lisa
Oh, Denny, Denny, Denny boy!
Johnny
Denny, two is great, but three's a crowd. Ha ha ha.
Denny
I get it. You guys wanna be alone.
Johnny
That's the idea.
Denny
Fine. I have homework anyway. Bye, love birds.
Johnny
Bye, Denny.
Lisa
Bye, Denny.
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A Plea for Forgiveness
Johnny
God...forgive me.
[kills himself]
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The Nature of Relationships and Marriage
Claudette
Men are assholes. Men and women use and abuse each other all the time, there's nothing wrong with it. Marriage has nothing to do with love.
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Expectations and Uncertainty in Planning
Denny
So what sort of movie are we gonna see?
Johnny
Well, we'll see... Denny, don't plan too much. It may not come out right.
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Desperation in a Troubled Relationship
Johnny
Why, Lisa, why? Please talk to me! Pleeease! You are part of my life! You are everything! I cannot go on without you, Lisa!
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Confidential Client Discussion at the Bank
Mark
How was work today?
Johnny
Oh pretty good. We got a new client... at the bank. We make a lot of money.
Mark
What client?
Johnny
I cannot tell you, it's confidential.
Mark
Oh come on. Why not?
Johnny
No, I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?
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A Strong Statement of Discontent
Mark
As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth! That's a promise.
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Love and its Unseen Nature
Johnny
You know what they say, "Love is blind!
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Feeling Betrayed and Frustrated with Life
Johnny
Everybody betray me! I fed up with this world!
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Mark's Conflicted Views on Women
Mark
Oh man, I just can't figure women out. Sometimes they're just too smart. Sometimes they're flat-out stupid. Other times they're just evil.
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Unspoken Readiness in Relationships
Mark
Wow. So, uh, you gonna be ready?
Lisa
How do you mean that? I'm always ready... for you.
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Sibling Conflict Over Inheritance Rights
Claudette
Oh! That jerk, Harold! He wants me to give him a share of my house. That house belongs to me! He has no right! I’m not giving him a penny! Who does he think he is?
Lisa
He's your brother.
Claudette
He is always bugging me about my house. Fifteen years ago, we agreed that house belongs to me. Now the value of the house is going up and he’s seeing dollar signs. Everything goes wrong at once. Nobody wants to help me, and I’m dying.
Lisa
You're not dying, mom.
Claudette
I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer.
Lisa
Look, don't worry about it. Everything will be fine.
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Denial and Confusion in Relationships
Johnny
I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hi, Mark.
[comes outside with a water bottle; throws the bottle on the ground in anger]
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A Remarkable Story of Violence and Humor
Mark
I used to know a girl, she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it… beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street.
Johnny
Hahaha. What a story, Mark!
Mark
Yeah, you can say that again.
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Understanding Human Flaws and Perceptions
Peter
People are people. Sometimes they just can't see their own faults.
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Disillusionment with Perceived Perfection
Lisa
You think you're an angel... You're just like everybody else.
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Conflict and Emotion in Relationships
Johnny
You are lying! I never hit you! YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!
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Tension Builds in a Critical Moment
Steven
I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off!
Chris R
Five minutes?! You want five (bleep) minutes, Denny?! You know what? I haven't got FIVE FUCKIN MINUTES!?
[pulls out gun; '''Mark''': Silence!]
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Conflict Between Lisa and Johnny
Lisa
You can come out now, Johnny. She's gone.
Johnny
In a few minutes, bitch.
Lisa
Who are you calling a bitch?!
Johnny
You and your stupid mother.
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Betrayal and Disillusionment in Relationships
Johnny
They betray me, they didn't keep their promise, they trick me, and I don't care anymore.
[on his job at the bank]
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Gender Perspectives on Cheating
Mark
Do you think girls like to cheat like guys do?
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Unexpected News About a Baby
Steven
When is the baby due?
Lisa
There is no baby.
Steven and Michelle
What?!
Steven
Wha—What are you talking about?!
[baffled]
Lisa
I told him that to make it interesting.
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Defiance Against Control and Manipulation
Lisa
She's a stupid bitch. She wants to control my life. I'm not going to put up with that. I'm going to do what I want to do, and that's it. What do you think I should do?
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Betrayal and Disappointment in Career Aspirations
Lisa
Did you get your promotion?
Johnny
Nah.
Lisa
You didn't get it, did you?
Johnny
That son-of-a-bitch told me I will get it within three months. I saved them bundles. They're crazy. I don't think I'll ever get it. They betrayed me, they didn't keep their promise, they tricked me, and I don't care anymore.
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Consequences of Unfulfilled Relationships
Mark
If you kept your girl satisfied, she wouldn't have come to me!
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The Power of Love in the World
Johnny
You can love someone deep inside your heart, and there is nothing wrong with it. If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live.
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A Relationship Tested by Betrayal and Loyalty
Johnny
The bank saves money and they are using me, and I am the fool.
Lisa
I still love you.
Johnny
You're the only one who does.
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