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The Sessions Quotes

"The festival hit of the year!"

R 2012 · 1h 35m
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21 quotes
The Intersection of Divinity and Sexuality
Father Brendan It's amazing to me how often God is brought into the sex act. I understand even among non-believers the most common expression of sexual ecstasy is "Oh, God!
[to Mark O'Brien]
Inspired by a True Story
Taglines BASED ON THE TRIUMPHANT TRUE STORY
A Unique Conversation with Father Brendan
Mark O'Brien My penis speaks to me, Father Brendan.
[to Father Brendan]
Desire for Connection and Recognition
Cheryl Cohen-Greene So, what shall we talk about?
Mark O'Brien We don't have to do much talking?
Mark O'Brien I just wanted to be seen with you in public. And I want people to say, "Hey, who's that gimp with that beautiful blonde?
A Conversation About Enjoyment and Time Limits
Amanda So, how long can you stay out?
Mark O'Brien Three or four hours.
Amanda Yeah?
Mark O'Brien Depends on how much fun I'm having.
Exploring Relationship Status and Intentions
Susan Fernbach Would you like me to visit you?
Mark O'Brien Are you married?
Susan Fernbach No.
Mark O'Brien Do you have a steady boyfriend?
Susan Fernbach No.
Mark O'Brien Then please visit as often as you can.
Questioning Body Awareness Exercises
Mark O'Brien Holy Mother of God, what are "body awareness exercises"?
Seeking Unfiltered Perspectives on Judgment
Mark O'Brien I'm interested in the opinion of an asshole.
[to Amanda]
Unexpected Conversations on Comfort and Desire
Father Brendan I'm flabbergasted.
Mark O'Brien She adores me. She'll do anything for me, and I can get pretty kinky sometimes.
Father Brendan Here I was, ready to offer comfort to the forlorn. That's supposed to be my specialty. Now I guess I can throw away that little speech.
Mark O'Brien No, no. Please make the little speech. I'd love to hear it.
Father Brendan Okay, fine. Here it goes. The meaning of love. Love is a journey.
Mark O'Brien I like it already.
Father Brendan That’s it. That’s all I’ve got. I told you it’s short. Love is a journey.
A Direct Approach to Intimacy and Pleasure
Cheryl Cohen-Greene It was penis-vagina all the way. And you definitely get an A for orgasm.
[to Mark O'Brien]
The Value of Inexperience in Connection
Mark O'Brien Do you have any experience?
Amanda No, none at all.
Mark O'Brien That sounds perfect.
A Confession Request and Understanding Response
Father Brendan I understand you'd like me to hear your confession.
Mark O'Brien Yes, I would. I told my attendant to come back in half an hour. Is that okay?
Father Brendan I'm in no rush.
Mark O'Brien I can be a bit time consuming, but I'm, uh, worth the trouble.
Father Brendan I'm here for you, Mark.
Mark O'Brien Okay, this is not exactly a confession. I haven't yet done the deed. I was hoping sort of hoping to get a quote in advance.
Father Brendan What's on your mind?
Mark O'Brien The most immediate thing on my mind would be one of my attendants, Joan. I'm thinking of getting rid of her. It's an evil thought, but I - I can't help it.
Father Brendan Is she dishonest, or incompetent?
Mark O'Brien No, neither of those. She looks at me the wrong way. It's that you-need-me-more-than-I-need-you look. I'd like to show her she's wrong, just for the evil satisfaction it will give me. Is that a sin, Father?
Father Brendan Well, it obviously troubles you.
Mark O'Brien Yes, it troubles me a lot because what if it's really just a power trip. You know? Me against her. Me against the world.
Father Brendan I really wouldn't worry about that. The question is whether you like having her around.
Mark O'Brien I can't stand her.
Father Brendan Well, then get rid of her. If I were in a position to choose, I'd find someone nice. Even if it was a power trip.
Mark O'Brien Then I have your blessing to fire her?
Father Brendan Unofficially, yes.
Mark O'Brien That's good enough for me.
The Struggle for Meaning and Change
Mark O'Brien I wanted to believe that because of Cheryl, my life had changed. But it hadn't. I just kept thinking, is that it? Is that all there is?
Father Brendan I think you've done a great thing.
Assessing Chances in Romantic Pursuits
Mark O'Brien So, what sort of chance do you give me?
Laura White Of achieving your romantic fantasy? Very small to minute.
Mark O'Brien Oh, look, you don't have to pull any punches. You can be direct with me.
Exploring Relationships and Spiritual Perspectives
Mark O'Brien So, is it possible for me to know a woman in the biblical sense, so to speak? And - and do I want to find out?
Father Brendan And you want my opinion?
Mark O'Brien Please.
Father Brendan In my heart, I feel like He'll give you a free pass on this one. Go for it.
Sex Therapy and Its Techniques Explained
Clerk What kind of therapist is she, really?
Vera I told you the first time, she's a sex therapist.
Vera Today they're working on simultaneous orgasm.
Clerk What's that?
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Taglines THE FESTIVAL HIT OF THE YEAR!
Navigating Personal Boundaries and Normalcy
Mark O'Brien I feel really proud of myself, imposing on someone I hardly know, to fornicate in their home.
Rod Get over it. It's perfectly normal.
Unexpected Therapy Revelation
Clerk So, uh, what sort of therapy are they doing?
Vera They're having sex.
Clerk You're shitting me.
Vera Okay, I'm shitting you.
Clerk Oh no, come on, tell me for real. What are they actually doing?
Vera Well, today, after some appropriate foreplay, they're gonna try to achieve full penetration.
Discussion on Intimacy and Physical Limitations
Laura White Would I be correct in assuming you're unable to masturbate?
Mark O'Brien Correct.
Laura White Has anyone done it for you?
Mark O'Brien No.
Laura White Have you ever asked anyone?
Mark O'Brien Not specifically. I asked someone to marry me once. She declined. Does that come close to masturbation?
A Favor Between Friends
Joan Would you mind if I asked you a favor?
Mark O'Brien What? You need help moving furniture.