The Seven Year Itch Quotes

Dr. Brubaker My 3:00 patient jumped out of the window in the middle of his session. I have been running fifteen minutes ahead of schedule ever since.

Richard Sherman This thing about women and me. I walk into a room. They sense it instantly. I arouse something in them. I bother them. It's a kind of animal thing I've got. Really quite extraordinary.

Waitress Nudism is such a worthy cause. We must bring the message to the people. We must teach them to unmask their poor suffocating bodies and let them breathe again. Clothes are the enemy. Without clothes, there'd be no sickness, there'd be no war. I ask you, sir, can you imagine two great armies on the battlefield, no uniforms, completely nude? No way of telling friend from foe. All brothers, together.

The Girl Oooooooohhhh! This feels just elegant!

Richard Sherman Tell me doctor, are you very expensive?

Dr. Brubaker Very!

Richard Sherman I'm sure you occasionally make exceptions.

Dr. Brubaker Never!

Richard Sherman Well I mean, once in a while, a case must come along that really interests you.

Dr. Brubaker At $50 an hour, all my cases interest me.

The Girl It shakes me! It quakes me! It makes me feel goose-pimply all over!

Dr. Brubaker When something itches my dear sir, the natural tendency is to scratch.

Richard Sherman Last night I scratched.

The Girl Do you have any kids?

Richard Sherman No. None. No kids. Well, just one. Little one. Hardly counts.

The Girl Oh, do you feel the breeze from the subway. Isn't it delicious?

The Girl So he lured me down to his apartment. He made me sit on his piano bench. Then he made me play ]. Then suddenly he turned at me. His eyes bulging. He was frothing at the mouth. Just like ].

Richard Sherman It's just my imagination. Some people have flat feet. Some people have dandruff. I have this appalling imagination.

The Girl I think it's just elegant to have an imagination. I just have no imagination at all. I have lots of other things, but I have no imagination...Come on now, relax. You're just making this all up.

Richard Sherman Let's face it. No pretty girl in her right mind wants me. She wants ].

The Girl Is that so?...How do you know what a pretty girl wants?...You and your imagination. You think every girl's a dope. You think a girl goes to a party, and there's some guy - a great big lunk in a fancy striped vest, strutting around like a tiger, giving you that I'm so handsome, you can't resist me look, and from this, she's supposed to fall flat on her face. Well, she doesn't fall on her face. But there's another guy in the room, way over in the corner. Maybe he's kind of nervous and shy, perspiring a little. First, you look past him, but then you sort of sense, he's gentle and kind and worried, and he'll be tender with you, nice and sweet. That's what's really exciting! If I were your wife, I'd be very jealous of you. I'd be very very jealous. I think you're just elegant.

Richard Sherman Miss Morris, I'm perfectly capable of fixing my own breakfast. As a matter of fact, I had a peanut butter sandwich and two whiskey sours.

Tom MacKensie What blonde in the kitchen?

Richard Sherman Wouldn't you like to know! Maybe it's ]!

The Girl When it's hot like this, you know what I do? I put my undies in the Ice Box!

The Girl Rachmaninoff... It isn't fair... Every time I hear it, I go to pieces... It shakes me, it quakes me. It makes me feel goose-pimply all over. I don't know where I am or who I am or what I'm doing. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't ever stop! Why did you stop?

Richard Sherman You know why, because now I'm going to kiss you, very quick and very hard.

Dr. Brubaker Until you are able to commit a simple act of terror, I strongly advise you to avoid anything as complex as murder.

Elaine What is this strange animal thing you have? It bothers me. It's bothered me since the first time l saw you. And it'll bother me always, from here to eternity. ], which featured a similar scene to that of The Blue Lagoon, with ] and {{w|Deborah Kerr}}]

Richard Sherman You must fight it, Elaine. Remember, l belong to another!

Elaine Richard!

Richard Sherman This can never be. l have a devoted, trusting wife at home and a freckle-faced little space cadet.

Elaine Richard!

The Girl Your imagination! You think every girl's a dope. You think a girl goes to a party and there's some guy in a fancy striped vest strutting around giving you that I'm-so-handsome-you-can't-resist-me look. From this she's supposed to fall flat on her face. Well, she doesn't fall on her face. But there's another guy in the room, over in the corner. Maybe he's nervous and shy and perspiring a little. First, you look past him. But then you sense that he's gentle and kind and worried. That he'll be tender with you, nice and sweet. That's what's really exciting.