10 quotes
Confrontation of Courage and Perception
Alexander "Lucky" Downing
Clarence, you turn around and stop acting like a coward.
Clarence
What makes you think I'm acting?
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Cobra Strikes: A Calculated Incident
Lil Barstow
Listen, it's more than an accident when a cobra strikes a man on the 18th floor of a Boston hotel.
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Uncertainty About Valet Duties
Clarence
What do a valet do?
[Carrying bags up the stairs]
Norton
You mean you don't know?
[Also carrying bags up the stairs]
Clarence
No, sir.
Norton
Then that makes two of us don't know.
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Anxiety Before the Upcoming Event
Clarence
Mr. Lucky, you best be getting ready. The Justice of the... stuff is here. How you feeling?
Alexander "Lucky" Downing
Like a guy who's about to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel...
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Critique of a Haircut Choice
Grandmother Bentley
You need a different barber, young man. That haircut looks like an inside job.
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Confronting Fear and Self-Preservation
Clarence
Boss, if you hear something whizzing by you, it'll be me.
Alexander "Lucky" Downing
Why, Clarence, don't tell me you're afraid.
Clarence
I ain't afraid, but my feets ain't gonna stand around and see my body abused.
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Locked In and Seeking Solutions
Clarence
Well, boss, we're locked in.
Alexander "Lucky" Downing
Try turning the doorknob.
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A Lesson on Alcohol Perception
Clarence
That Mr. Bentley must have been seeing things.
Alexander "Lucky" Downing
Well that's what whiskey does to a person Clarence. Now let that be a lesson to you.
Clarence
You're right boss. From now on I'll drink nothing but straight gin.
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Exploring Kissing Preferences in Conversation
Elinor Bentley
What kind of a kiss do you prefer?
Alexander "Lucky" Downing
You mean there's more than one kind?
Elinor Bentley
I thought you were a college man.
Alexander "Lucky" Downing
Oh, I guess I was too busy studying chemical experiments to learn more than just plain old every day kissing.
Alexander "Lucky" Downing
Well, all right. Goodnight.
[Kisses her lightly on the cheek]
Elinor Bentley
You must have been a whiz at chemistry.
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A Lighthearted Exchange Between Friends
Norton
Ain't a thing for you to worry about, pal. I'm loaded to the hilt.
Alexander "Lucky" Downing
Oh, what's this gonna be - a wedding or a Wild West show?
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