The Smurfs (2011) - Quotes

Taglines: Adventure Does not Get Any Bigger

Taglines: Our World is About to Get Smurf did

Hefty: [shoulder-bumps Clumsy] Clumsy, you little mook, you!

Brainy: [sees Papa coming] Shh, shh, shh. It's Papa.

Papa: [hugs Clumsy] I owe you an apology, Clumsy. I believed more in a vision than I did in you. I'm so proud of you, Clumsy.

Clumsy: Thanks, Papa.

Grouchy: [tearfully] I promised myself I wouldn't cry.

Papa: [snaps the dragon wand in half and throws it in the water] And now to get rid of this!

Smurfette: [climbs up; runs to Papa] Oh, Papa!

Papa: No. No, Smurfette.

Smurfette: [referring to Gargamel] What did he do to you?

Papa: You shouldn't have come back for me.

Smurfette: [grabs a screw and struggles to break the box open] Papa, I'm getting you out of here right now!

Gutsy: That'll do, pigeon.

Smurfette: Thank you, bird.

Brainy: Look! We got the incantation!

Patrick: Where's Papa?

Grouchy: Gargamel's got him.

Patrick: What?

Clumsy: [gasps in fear] Oh no!

Smurfette: He took him to some place called "BellVeedaRay Castle".

Grouchy: [Smurfette sobs] He's gonna...

Gutsy: [sadly] Don't say it.

Grace: BellVeedaRay"? What is "BellVeedaRay"?

Patrick: Belved-- He's taken him to {{w|Belvedere Castle}} in {{w|Central Park}}.

Brainy: To extract his essence!

Grace: [surprised] WHAT?! W-We have to go get him!

Smurfette: No! Gargamel's more powerful than ever!

Gutsy: Papa said no matter what happens, we're not to go back for him. He's tryin to protect us.

Clumsy: No! We can't leave Papa behind.

Gutsy: It was a Smurf promise.

Clumsy: No, no, no! We can't!

Brainy: We promised Papa we'd do exactly what he said.

Grouchy: That's right.

Patrick: [the Smurfs turn to Patrick; walks out] I didn't. I never promised him anything.

Clumsy: Neither did I. And there is no way I'm leaving here without Papa.

Grace: [follows Patrick] Patrick, wait! I'm coming with you!

Grouchy: [Elway barks in agreement] I'm in!

Gutsy: [Clumsy smiles] Aye, me too. No Smurf left behind. Not Papa, and not you.

Smurfs: ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR SMURF!!!

Brainy: What's gonna happen to Papa?

Grouchy: Papa told us to Smurf the moon and that's exactly what we're gonna do.

Gutsy: Come on, we don't have much time.

Brainy: Come on"? Come on where?

Smurfette: How are we gonna get back to Clumsy?

Gutsy: [spots a flock of pigeons; hops on one of them] We ride. Come on! Be still, bird!

Grouchy: I don't think they're friendly.

Gutsy: Well, neither am I!

Brainy: But they carry disease.

Gutsy: [[A Bug's Life|Let's ride!] Yah! And Smurfs! ]

Grouchy: Whoa, bird! Whoa!

Smurfette: [to Brainy] Come on!

Brainy: [jumps and grabs a pigeon by its talons] But I'm not sure I can do this.

Smurfette: [offscreen] You can do it, Brainy! Hold on!

Brainy: [flying out of control] According to my calculations, this is dangerous!!!

Patrick: Hey. I'm guessing you have a long night ahead of you. You guys drink coffee.

Papa: Ha ha! Is a Smurf's butt blue?

Patrick: So tell me, that weird guy in the ratty bathrobe at the toy store...

Papa: Gargamel?

Patrick: He's not really a wizard, is he?

Papa: [Patrick puts down one cup of coffee; he slurps through a straw] Not the smartest of sorcerers, but dangerous just the same. Thank you. Back home, I could hold him at bay with a spell or 2. But here, without my books and potions... Well, today, we got lucky. But next time, who knows?

Patrick: What are you gonna do?

Papa: I'll do anything and everything I can do to get my Smurfs home. I won't ever give up. They're my family. And you never give up on family.

Patrick: Doesn't it freak you out sometimes? Having all those little guys depending on you? I mean, what if you screw up? How do you know when you were ready?

Papa: [chuckles; pause] Here, come sit on Papa's lap. Uh, yeah, right. Scratch that.

Patrick: Probably not the best idea.

Papa: Yeah, yeah. Lemme ask you something. Why did you come for us today when your Grace called?

Patrick: Because she needed me. I could hear it in her voice.

Papa: [stands up; points to his head, then jumps down; gestures to Patrick's chest] Uh-huh. Well, that's what being a papa is: when it comes time, you just do. And knowing what to do doesn't come from up here. Mm-mm. It comes from here, where it matters most.

Patrick: My spleen?

Papa: [laughs] No, your heart. I'm tryin to have a moment here, you whippersnapper.

Patrick: You're a good papa, Papa.

Papa: [he and Patrick stare at the night sky] And you'll be a good one too.

Grace: How can you be the only girl in the village?

Smurfette: Well see, I wasn't brought by a stork like the others. I was created by Gargamel to trap the other Smurfs.

Grace: Wow! And then what happened?

Smurfette: Papa saved me. He cast a special spell, and then helped become the Smurf I was meant to be.

Patrick: Oh by the way, I wouldn't go anywhere if I were you.

Smurfette: Well, why not?

Patrick: [[E.T.; The Smurfs look at Patrick, confused; walks out the door] Because our world doesn't really do well with people from other places. I mean, look what happened to ]! It's a movie. A moving picture? Book? Just stay. Okay?

Gargamel: [he and Azrael walk around New York, searching for the Smurfs; Azrael meows; spots a businessman talking on the phone and approaches him] We must find this Smurf thief. Ah, stop your complaining. If I were a Smurf, where would I go? You there, you there! Fancy pants! Have you seen any little blue men?

Businessman: [on the phone] Absolutely, what price are we talking about?

Gargamel: You're selling them?

Woman: [on the phone] Have you looked in the drawer, sweetie?

Gargamel: [to the woman] Wait, what drawer?

Woman: [on the phone] In the kitchen, Lily.

Gargamel: Who is this Lily?

Man: [on the phone] Are you kidding? She's like the hottest girl in my apartment.

Gargamel: [stops the man] Please, please. Please, young woodsman. What does the temperature of this Lily have to do with the finding of Smurfs?

Man: [to Gargamel; walks away] Take your meds, man.

Gargamel: [confused; shouts; spots a peddlar; to the peddlar] What? I, I... IS EVERYONE IN THIS REALM COMPLETELY INSANE?! Oh, thank the gods. A local wizard. Excellent. Eh pardon me, wise sir? By any chance, have you seen any little blue men?

Peddlar: [laughs maniacally and walks away] They're everywhere!

Gargamel: I knew it. I knew it! I told you we were close, Azrael!

Azrael: [unenthusiastically] I know.

Patrick: Grace, we're being attacked! Do not be fooled by their cuteness!

Grace: [cuts to the Smurfs gathered around her bare feet; so close that they can smell her toes] It's okay, it's okay. They're friendly.

Gutsy: [hops down] You're lucky your lassie stepped in. I was about to make {{w|haggis}} with your innards.

Gargamel: [impressed; climbs into the port-a-potty with Azrael] Oh. Yes. It's a bit small, but it should do nicely! Oh, it's even got its own cauldron!

Gargamel: [the port-a-potty shakes and thumping sounds can be heard] What died in here? OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN!

Gargamel: [choking; coughs in disgust] Somebody's been working a dark and terrible magic in there!

Grouchy: Knock yourself out, Gargamel!

Gutsy: You have had that coming for about thirty years!

Gargamel: [as a Anjelou card flew by from the bumper and he grabs it] SMURFS!!!!!!!!

Gargamel: Come to papa, Papa!

Gargamel: [getting his net caught in a tree] Let go! Cursed nature!

Gargamel: [repeated line] Azrael? Are you dead?

Gutsy Smurf: [turns around and he is wearing "I love New York" underwear] I will not soon forget this place. Especially not with these!

Gutsy Smurf: [after Patrick swears in Smurf language] There is no call for that kind of language, Laddie!

Gutsy Smurf: [repeated line] SMURFABUNGA!!!

Grouchy Smurf: Welcome to my world.

Grouchy Smurf: [pause] Don't ever forget that one magical moment our two worlds met. And I wasn't grouchy! I was not! Can you just say one thing please? I am dying here.

Grouchy Smurf: [referring to Clumsy] Why are we listening to him? He just got us sucked through a giant hole.

Smurfette: [after caging Azrael] You Smurfed with the wrong girl.

Smurfette: I can have more than one kind of dress? WHAT?!

Clumsy Smurf: Just because your name is Grouchy does not mean that you always have to be grouchy.

Clumsy Smurf: Keep your Smurfs to yourselves!

Brainy Smurf: [as he is falling] GOODBYE, BLUE WORLD!

Brainy Smurf: That's gonna leave a big blue bruise.

Papa Smurf: Is a Smurf's butt blue?

Papa Smurf: I am five hundred and forty-six years old.

Papa Smurf: Not this time, Gargamel.