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Rediscovering Music Through Connection
Dave Stutler
These coils are my life. Two years I'm down here working with them and they're making their own music and it was lost on me and I was never able to appreciate it, until I met you. And I heard you talking about music on your radio show... I'm sappy.
[to Becky; sighs]
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A Job of Extraordinary Magical Significance
Taglines
A job so great, it's magic.
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Echoes of High School Memories
Drake
Can't have anyone hear your girly cries.
[magically turns on all the hand dryers in the restroom]
Dave
This is high school all over again.
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Training and teamwork in unexpected challenges
Becky
How'd you do that? That guy was huge!
Dave
I've been doing a lot of cardio boxing lately. Let me introduce "thunder and lightning.
Balthazar
Let's go "thunder and lightning.
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Faculty Identification and Jedi Mind Tricks
Horvath
You do not need to see my faculty identification card.
[waving staff]
NYU Clerk
I do not need to see your faculty identification card.
Drake
(waving hand and imitating ] Jedi ]) These are not the droids you are looking for.
[[Star Wars; [w:Obiwan Kenobi|Obiwan Kenobi]
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Entering the World of Magic and Mastery
Balthazar Blake
This is the ] ]. It focuses your ]. Helps you master new spells. It is where you will learn the ]. Step inside, you leave everything else behind. Once you enter, there is no going back.
[[Merlin; [Circle; [energy; [Art]
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Balthazar's Errand for Anti-Itch Cream
Balthazar Blake
It's okay. I have to go into town anyway to get your anti-itch cream.
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Subtlety in the Presence of Magic
Balthazar
Keep it subtle. Civilians must not know that ] still exists. That would be complicated.
[[magic]
Dave
Says the guy in the 350-year-old rawhide trench coat.
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The Coolest Job Ever
Taglines
It's the coolest job ever.
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Meeting at the Lab
Dave
You wanna meet up at my lab?
Becky
Yeah.
Dave
With me?
Becky
Yes.
Dave
Okay, just checking.
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The Strength of a Sorcerer
Balthazar
You have abused the sacred art, and you have abused the Merlin Circle. ] isn't a ]. No shortcuts! Falling in that water and getting electrocuted, that's how a sorcerer loses his power.
[[Magic; [game]
Dave
What rule is that?! 14th?! 27th?! I can't even remember! What difference does it make if it's obvious that I can't even control a few mops?!
Balthazar
The stronger the man, the stronger the sorcerer.
Dave
Thank you. Thank you for another useless motto.
Balthazar
I have another one for you. You will not control your magic if you will not control yourself. You need to stop your worrying and start believing in yourself.
Dave
Is that what you do?
Balthazar
What I do isn't the point.
Dave
I think it is. I'm convinced you exist purely to make my life a living hell.
Balthazar
You don't know anything about a living hell. You're making progress.
Dave
No, I'm not making progress. No ring, right? No magic. I can't move the chairs. I can't do it. It's not me, Balthazar, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm not it. I'm not a ]. I'm not the Prime Merlinean. I'm just a physics nerd who looks really, really stupid in these shoes.
[[hero]
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Questioning Sanity in Uncertain Circumstances
Dave Stutler
Are you insane? Little bit. Okay.
[to Balthazar; Balthazar thinks, then holds up his fingers an inch apart]
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Dreams and Insults in The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Balthazar
I had a dream. You were insulting me, Dave. Repeatedly.
Dave
Me? Pretty weird, huh?
Balthazar
No. Kinda makes sense.
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Fashion Advice with a Touch of Humor
Balthazar
Change into these. Rubber soles block the current. Plus, it helps to look classy.
[tosses a pair of formal dress shoes at Dave]
Dave
These are old man shoes.
Balthazar
Excuse me?
[threateningly]
Dave
And I love them. A lot.
[beat]
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Struggles of Life and Misunderstanding
Dave
Do you know what my life has been like for the past ten years?
Balthazar
I've been stuck in an urn for ten years.
Dave
So have I! A figurative urn of ridicule! Did you know that in some parts of the tri-state area they still refer to having a nervous breakdown as "pulling a David Stutler"? Did you know that?!
Balthazar
Try to be a good listener, Dave.
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Unrecognized Encounters in The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Dave
I don't actually know who you are.
Drake
Really? You don't recognize me?
Dave
Are you in ]?
[[w:Depeche Mode|Depeche Mode]
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Questioning the Importance of Rules
Balthazar Blake
What happened to "don't touch anything?
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Debating the Risks of Possession
Dave
Are you telling me you're trying to possess Tank?
Balthazar
Yes, and I'm not sure it's the best idea either.
Dave
No.
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A Warning to Dave from Balthazar Blake
Balthazar Blake
Dave? You should run.
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The Distraction of Love in Sorcery
Balthazar Blake
Love, is a distraction. Sorcery requires complete focus. Let's go ] and ], there's more to learn.
[[Thunder; [Lightning]
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Confidence in Dating and Self-Perception
Dave Stutler
I got a date with a girl cause I'm... awesome!
[singing]
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New Shoes Spark a Conversation
Becky
Something about you is different.
Dave
I'm wearing new shoes.
Becky
Oh, nice.
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Trust and Betrayal Among Sorcerers
Opening narration
The ] between Sorcerers was fought in the ] of ], and the ] of ] rested with the just and powerful ]. He told his secrets to three trusted apprentices, Balthazar, Veronica, and Horvath. He should have trusted only two...
[[war; [shadows; [history; [fate; [mankind; [Merlin]
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Unexpected Revelations in a Magical Encounter
Becky
That guy just flew away on an eagle! A steel eagle!
Dave
I guess the first thing you should know about me is that I'm a sorcerer.
Becky
And I thought my last boyfriend was different cause he wore a scarf.
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Facing Unwelcome Realities
Dave Stutler
No, no, this is not happening, I taste sour in my mouth.
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