31 quotes
Desire for Parental Connection
Nora
I want Bob to be my daddy.
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Conflict Over Accusations and Threats
Farren
Gillian, your son is a psycho. He booby-trapped my hairdryer.
Ian
Nice hypothesis, but ya can't prove it.
Farren
Yeah, but I can hurt you.
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Praise and Embarrassment in Unexpected Moments
Bob Ho
He is rare. He is amazing. He is the man.
Farren
How embarrassing.
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Introduction of Bob Ho's Character
Bob Ho
Yo, it's Ho.
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A Lesson in Spy Discretion
Poldark
Where is the file?
Ian
It's on my iPod on my desk at home.
Bob Ho
Now, see, you want to be a spy - never tall the truth to the bald guy.
Ian
Sorry. I'm new at this.
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Poldark Compares Himself to French Prince
Poldark
I look like the French Prince of Belarus.
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The Meaning of Family Beyond Blood
Bob Ho
Family isn't whose blood you carry. It's who you love, and who loves you.
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Confronting Challenges Beyond Politics
Bob Ho
I've brought down dictators. How tough can three kids be?
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A Witty Comparison About Disappearance
Glaze
Tell me he didn't get away.
Colton James
Oh, he's as gone as rum cake at an AA meeting.
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Flirting and Humor Among Friends
Ian
Hey, how are you doing? I'm Ian. If I told you have a beautiful body, you hold it against me?
Cute Gymnast
Yeow!
[disgusted]
Bob Ho
At least you're not shy.
Ian
I wanted to talk to her in the worst way.
Bob Ho
Mission accomplished.
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Cyborg from the Future Challenges a Thug
Russian Thug
What are you supposed to be?
Nora
A cyborg, sent from the future to blast you away!
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Perception of Time in Extreme Situations
Poldark
Tatiana, you can't imagine what it's like in there. The oppressive darkness, and the torture of empty days stretching for years. Prison is hell.
Creel
You were in there for 4 hours.
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A Question About Maternal Abilities
Bob Ho
Can your mommy do that?
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Disdain for Emotions in Older Generations
Ian
I hate it when old people have feelings.
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Request for an Orange Jumpsuit
Poldark
How quickly can you give me orange jumpsuit?
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Unexpected Family Dynamics in Marriage
Bob Ho
If a man marries you, he marries all four of you.
Gillian
Don't forget the pig, the cat, and the turtle.
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A Child's Remark on a Mysterious Man
Nora
Mommy, that man can fly!
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Suspicion of a Mole at the Agency
Colton James
Oh, while I'm thinkin about it, they suspect there may be a mole at the agency.
Bob Ho
They suspect me?
Colton James
Noooo. You know Glaze thinks you're the sharpest barb on the wire.
Bob Ho
I've no idea what that means.
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Fashion Advice Across Generations
Ian
You know about fashion?
Bob Ho
No, but I know women. Wear it like this. It's cool. I saw it in a movie.
Ian
What movie? ]? This isn't 1985.
[[Octopussy]
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A Mysterious Number Revealed in Conversation
Bob Ho
I have two words for you, Larry. 13.
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The Allure of Halloween Celebrations
Bob Ho
So, tell me more about Halloween.
Nora
It's the best. You get candy, everyone pretends to be someone else, and nobody knows who you really are.
Bob Ho
Sounds familiar.
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A Colorful Description of Dishonesty
Colton James
That man's so crooked, he could eat nails and poop corkscrews.
[about Poldark]
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Misunderstandings About Handcuffs and Competence
Glaze
Hey, loosen these things up!
Colton James
Oh, I'm sorry. What's wrong? Got the handcuffs too tight? I don't know how these things work. I'm just a dumb hillbilly.
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Nora's Perspective on Boys
Nora
Boys are pigs.
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Unexpected Underwear Incident Between Siblings
Nora
Mom! Jethro's eating my underwear!
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Advice on Marriage and Relationships
Colton James
Oh, heck, man, don't get married. Just find some woman that you're gonna hate in five years and give her your house.
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A Casual Introduction Over Food
Farren
Bob, this is Larry.
Larry
Pleased to meet you, sir.
Bob Ho
Let's get some food.
Farren
He goes to the university.
Ian
He's a poet. Isn't it cool?
Bob Ho
It's rad. It's awesome. It's jiggy for shizzy. It's bomb.
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Nora's Disappointment Over Menu Options
Nora
Doesn't look like they have chicken tenders here!
[heading toward a Chinese restaurant]
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A Sudden Departure from the Group
Ian
Oh. Hey, guys! Gotta go.
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Jet Pack Out of Service for Mission
Colton James
Now, how the heck are you gonna get in there? Jet pack?
Bob Ho
It's in the shop.
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Timing and Humor in Casual Conversation
Glaze
What took you so long to get here?
Bob Ho
Six minutes.
Glaze
You stop for a latte?
Bob Ho
Oh, I get it. You're, uh... What's the expression? Chopping my bust.
Glaze
Close enough.
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