The Stepfather Quotes

David Harris That kind of thing really gets to me, that someone could do that to her own children.

Michael Harding It does make you wonder, though, what takes to make someone do something so sick.

Susan Harding Change the conversation, please.

David Harris Maybe they disappointed her.

Chris Ames That's okay. You know what they say, boys will be boys.

Julie King Do you have any children?

Chris Ames I lost my wife and daughter in a car accident.

Julie King I'm sorry.

Chris Ames No, that's okay. It's been nearly a year now. I kind of know what you're going through.

Julie King I lost my husband two years ago. I know it's hard sometimes, but it does get easier. I hope so.

Chris Ames Hey, I'm Chris Ames.

Julie King I'm Julie King. Nice to meet you.

Chris Ames Well, it's nice to meet you.

The Harding-Harris Family Sean (step-son)

Susan Harding Where's the coed girlfriend?

Jay Harding That's over. Actually she was working for a Ph.D. She wasn't that much younger than you were, just took a little better care of herself.

The Harding-Harris Family Beth (step-daughter)

The Harding-Harris Family Susan (wife)

Taglines This fall, Daddy's home.

Susan Harding David wants to have a church wedding.

Jackie Kerns Oh that's great, what church. I mean, do you even know what religion he is?

Susan Harding I don't care what goddamn religion he is!

Taglines This fall, do you know who your family is?

David Harris I would like to propose a toast. First of all, I would like to thank Susan, Sean, and Beth who in a very short time have taken me in and made me feel at home. This is a dream come true for me. And, to Michael, your return makes us complete. Family is the most important thing, without it we have nothing. Welcome home, Michael!

The Harding-Harris Family Michael (step-son)

Taglines Daddy's home.