A Second Chance at a First Kiss
Christina: [Christina and Peter kiss.]
I did come to your wedding because I wanted to see you again. Because the feeling is mutual, and you'd better be a really good kisser. Wow. That was weak.
Peter:
Weak?
Christina:
It's okay. You can try again.
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Humorous Exchange About Fat-Free Chips
Peter:
I'd be careful with those fat-free chips. They cause anal leakage.
Roger:
You cause anal leakage.
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Desire for Genuine Connection in Relationships
Christina:
I'm such an idiot.
Courtney:
No, you're not.
Christina:
I meet a guy for two minutes and I'm chasing after him like he's something special.
Courtney:
Well, maybe you want someone special for once, you know? Maybe you were thinkin that you were tired of the game.
Christina:
You tired of the game?
Courtney:
Yep.
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Nostalgia and Regret Across Generations
Gramps:
Should have poked her in the whiskers when you had the chance.
Roger:
What's that, Gramps?
Gramps:
I met this hot young dish at the World's Fair back in 1940. Every moment with her was like a slice of heaven.
Peter:
I bet you really miss Grandma, huh?
Gramps:
Ah, fuck Grandma.
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Naming the Puppy: A Lighthearted Moment
Christina:
If I'm bah-jiggity about this guy Peter, it's only because you're telling me I am.
Courtney:
Oh, my God.
Christina:
What?
Courtney:
You've named the puppy.
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Unexpected Connections in Romance
Christina:
And what if Jane is the girl of your dreams, and you'll never know.
Peter:
That is the sweetest thing. I never thought I'd meet the girl of my dreams by having somebody grab me in a bar and say, "Hey, you, man, I have good woman for you. She is very hot and sweet. She is there. Jane, you dance for the man!
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Seek Mr. Right Now, Not Mr. Right
Christina:
Don't go looking for Mr. Right. Look for Mr. Right Now. And eventually, if he's worthy, then one day that "now" part is just going to drop away.. naturally. You know.
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