The Sweetest Thing Quotes

Christina I'm such an idiot.

Courtney No, you're not.

Christina I meet a guy for two minutes and I'm chasing after him like he's something special.

Courtney Well, maybe you want someone special for once, you know? Maybe you were thinkin that you were tired of the game.

Christina You tired of the game?

Courtney Yep.

Gramps Should have poked her in the whiskers when you had the chance.

Roger What's that, Gramps?

Gramps I met this hot young dish at the World's Fair back in 1940. Every moment with her was like a slice of heaven.

Peter I bet you really miss Grandma, huh?

Gramps Ah, fuck Grandma.

Christina And what if Jane is the girl of your dreams, and you'll never know.

Peter That is the sweetest thing. I never thought I'd meet the girl of my dreams by having somebody grab me in a bar and say, "Hey, you, man, I have good woman for you. She is very hot and sweet. She is there. Jane, you dance for the man!

Peter I'd be careful with those fat-free chips. They cause anal leakage.

Roger You cause anal leakage.

Christina Don't go looking for Mr. Right. Look for Mr. Right Now. And eventually, if he's worthy, then one day that "now" part is just going to drop away.. naturally. You know.

Christina I did come to your wedding because I wanted to see you again. Because the feeling is mutual, and you'd better be a really good kisser. Wow. That was weak.

Peter Weak?

Christina It's okay. You can try again.

Christina If I'm bah-jiggity about this guy Peter, it's only because you're telling me I am.

Courtney Oh, my God.

Christina What?

Courtney You've named the puppy.