The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 Quotes

Drayton What the hell's going on here? That the American way of entering a man's home?

Drayton You coonshits, you fudge packers, you'll be the death of me yet!

L.G. McPeters I guess I'm fallin apart on ya, honey... Ah, shit.

Stretch L.G., I loved you.

Drayton I love this town. This town loves prime meat.

Chop Top Uh, I wanna... I wanna buy some uh, radio ad time.

Vanita ‘Strech’ Block Are you fucking crazy we are closed. Off the air till tomorrow. You'll have to just... come... back.

L. G. McPeters Just had another cursin caller. Your little ass is gonna be in big trouble with that tape girl.

Drayton No secret, it's the meat. Don't skimp on the meat. I've got a real good eye for prime meat. Runs in the family.

Chop Top Incoming mail!

Drayton It's a dog eat dog world and from where I sit there just ain't enough damn dogs!

Drayton I thought you took care of her already.

Chop Top Yeah, well, Leatherface killed her once already, but LOOK! She's Red-faced. Oh, Bubba's been playing with her, Bubba like her. Bubba's got a girlfriend!

Drayton The small businessman... always, always, always gets it in the ass.

Chop Top Burn her like a rat. Burn her like a rat.

Chop Top Peel that pig and slice him thick.

Narrator On the afternoon of August 18, 1973, five young people in a Volkswagen van ran out of gas on a farm road in South Texas. Four of them were never seen again. The next morning the one survivor, Sally Hardesty-Enright, was picked up on a roadside, blood-caked and screaming murder. Sally said she had broken out of a window in Hell. The girl babbled a mad tale: a cannibal family in an isolated farmhouse... chainsawed fingers and bones... her brother, her friends hacked up for barbecue... chairs made of human skeletons... Then she sank into catatonia. Texas lawmen mounted a month-long manhunt, but could not locate the macabre farmhouse. They could find no killers and no victims. No facts; no crime. Officially, on the records, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre never happened. But during the last 13 years, over and over again reports of bizarre, grisly chainsaw mass-murders have persisted all across the state of Texas. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre has not stopped. It haunts Texas. It seems to have no end.

Chop Top Dog will hunt. Get that bitch, Leatherface. Get that bitch! Dog will hunt.

Drayton I wouldn't wish this rotten life off on a one-eyed ferret with mange.

Tagline After a decade of silence... The buzzz is back!

Buzz This is for Rick the Prick; he wants to hear "Bright Lights, Big Titties"!

Rick Wrong! I don't wanna hear it - I wanna see it! "Bright Lights, Big Titties!" Woo!

Drayton You have one choice, boy: sex or the saw. Sex is, well, nobody knows. But the saw, the saw is family.

L. G. McPeters Hey! What the shit?

Chop Top Lick my plate, you dog dick!

Chop Top Her, not me you dumbass! Leatherface, you bitch! Look what you did to my Sonny Bono wig do... oh, goddamn I can't believe it! You gonna have to buy me a new plate cover! You gonna have to buy me a new plate cover, Leatherface! Oh... I'm gonna have to go back to the VA hospital to get me a new plate cover!