The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986) - Quotes

Tagline: After a decade of silence... The buzzz is back!

L.G. McPeters: [his final words; to Stretch] I guess I'm fallin apart on ya, honey... Ah, shit.

Stretch: L.G., I loved you.

Buzz: This is for Rick the Prick; he wants to hear "Bright Lights, Big Titties"!

Rick: Wrong! I don't wanna hear it - I wanna see it! "Bright Lights, Big Titties!" Woo!

Drayton: I thought you took care of her already.

Chop Top: Yeah, well, Leatherface killed her once already, but LOOK! She's Red-faced. Oh, Bubba's been playing with her, Bubba like her. Bubba's got a girlfriend!

Chop Top: Uh, I wanna... I wanna buy some uh, radio ad time.

Vanita ‘Strech’ Block: Are you fucking crazy we are closed. Off the air till tomorrow. You'll have to just... come... back.

L. G. McPeters: [Seeing Chop Top cutting up records] Hey! What the shit?

Chop Top: Lick my plate, you dog dick!

L. G. McPeters: Just had another cursin caller. Your little ass is gonna be in big trouble with that tape girl.

Drayton: I love this town. This town loves prime meat.

Drayton: What the hell's going on here? That the American way of entering a man's home?

Drayton: It's a dog eat dog world and from where I sit there just ain't enough damn dogs!

Drayton: You coonshits, you fudge packers, you'll be the death of me yet!

Drayton: The small businessman... always, always, always gets it in the ass.

Drayton: I wouldn't wish this rotten life off on a one-eyed ferret with mange.

Drayton: [when asked the secret of his successful chili] No secret, it's the meat. Don't skimp on the meat. I've got a real good eye for prime meat. Runs in the family.

Drayton: [to Leatherface] You have one choice, boy: sex or the saw. Sex is, well, nobody knows. But the saw, the saw is family.

Chop Top: [hitting L.G. in the head with a hammer] Incoming mail!

Chop Top: [When swinging for Stretch, Leatherface hits Chop Top on his head with the chainsaw by accident, exposing his metal place cover] Her, not me you dumbass! Leatherface, you bitch! Look what you did to my Sonny Bono wig do... oh, goddamn I can't believe it! You gonna have to buy me a new plate cover! You gonna have to buy me a new plate cover, Leatherface! Oh... I'm gonna have to go back to the VA hospital to get me a new plate cover!

Chop Top: Burn her like a rat. Burn her like a rat.

Chop Top: [laughs] Dog will hunt. Get that bitch, Leatherface. Get that bitch! Dog will hunt.

Chop Top: Peel that pig and slice him thick.

Narrator: [First lines] On the afternoon of August 18, 1973, five young people in a Volkswagen van ran out of gas on a farm road in South Texas. Four of them were never seen again. The next morning the one survivor, Sally Hardesty-Enright, was picked up on a roadside, blood-caked and screaming murder. Sally said she had broken out of a window in Hell. The girl babbled a mad tale: a cannibal family in an isolated farmhouse... chainsawed fingers and bones... her brother, her friends hacked up for barbecue... chairs made of human skeletons... Then she sank into catatonia. Texas lawmen mounted a month-long manhunt, but could not locate the macabre farmhouse. They could find no killers and no victims. No facts; no crime. Officially, on the records, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre never happened. But during the last 13 years, over and over again reports of bizarre, grisly chainsaw mass-murders have persisted all across the state of Texas. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre has not stopped. It haunts Texas. It seems to have no end.