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Embracing Humor in Life's Final Moments
Taglines
FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO DIE LAUGHING!
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Unexpected Chaos in Everyday Life
Sheldon Gage
What's the matter, Tom?
Cuthbert Greenway
Bottles flying through the air, glasses filling themselves up, and somebody tooted into my stethoscope!
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The Limits of Patience in Relationships
Melody Allen
Horatio, be patient.
Horatio Prim
Be patient? Melody, do you realize that my girlfriend Nora has been waiting for me for 165 years? And a girl will only wait so long, and no longer!
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A Fresh Experience from Bud and Lou
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Something NEW from BUD and LOU!
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A Question About a Past Encounter
Mildred Dean
Pardon me, but did I see you in Rebecca?
[to Emily]
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Communication Across the Veil
Emily
Melody, my beloved, it's Tom. I've come to help you.
[in a trance and speaking with the voice of Thomas Danbury]
June Prescott
Oh, Shelly, what does it mean?
Sheldon Gage
It-it must be Danbury speaking through Emily.
Mildred Dean
Oh, fine. A ghost to ghost broadcast.
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Unexpected Confusion and Identity Misunderstanding
Horatio Prim
Odds bodkins, we're all mixed up!
[he and Melody collide and are wearing each other's clothes]
Horatio Prim
Melody, don't ever do that again, I'm a boy!
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The Mystery of Cuthbert's Survival
Horatio Prim
Cuthbert, Melody, it's Cuthbert! He's still alive!
Melody Allen
How can that be?
Horatio Prim
I don't know, they say only the good die young.
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