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The Tourist Quotes

"It all started when he met a woman."

PG-13 2010 · 1h 43m
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62
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27 quotes
Miscommunication About Desires
Frank You're ravenous.
Elise Do you mean ravishing?
Frank I do.
Elise You look ravenous.
Frank I do.
Unexpected Greeting in a Hotel Setting
Hotel Manager Buongiorno, signor.
Frank BON JOVI!
Identity Revealed Through Teeth Comparison
Reginald Shaw Alexander, is it you? Truly?
Frank Truly.
Reginald Shaw Show me your teeth. (Frank opens his mouth, only showing his teeth) Alexander has crooked teeth. Stained from excessive smoking.
Frank Braces and electronic cigarettes.
Reginald Shaw He has a high forehead.
Frank I had a migraine for two weeks after the remodel.
Reginald Shaw You sound different.
Frank Voice chip implant.
Reginald Shaw No, no. I mean the way you speak.
Elise Yes, that's right. Alexander was English. This man is American.
Frank (with a slight British accent) I've actually gotten so used to the American accent, I find it a tad difficult to go back.
Elise (almost scoffing): That's pathetic. This man is not Alexander Pearce! He's a tourist.
Reginald Shaw A tourist?
Elise Someone I happen to sit next to on a train.
Frank (pointedly) How would a tourist know that you kill every man your wife has ever slept with?
Elise I told him that.
Reginald Shaw (to Elise) You...told a tourist?
Frank Why would she do that? It's absurd.
Surveillance Strategy for Targeted Individuals
Reginald Shaw (to his henchmen) You know he will be with her. They'll be staying at one of the grand hotels. The Gritti, the Regina, the Danieli. I want you to keep a watch on all of them. You can kill the girl, but you can't kill him. Not until I have my money that is.
Reflecting on a Past Relationship
Elise Clifton-Ward (about Alexander) He's someone who used to be very important to me.
The Consequences of Deception and Jealousy
Elise Clifton-Ward (about Shaw) Once he bragged to Alexander that he had every man killed his wife had slept with before she met him. When he found out how many there had been, he killed her too.
Dinner Invitation and Gender Dynamics
Elise Invite me to dinner, Frank.
Frank What?
Frank Would you like to have dinner?
Elise Women don't like questions.
Frank Join me for dinner.
Elise Too demanding.
Frank Join me for dinner?
Elise Another question.
Frank (thinks for a moment) I'm having dinner, if you'd care to join me.
Elise (smiles at him)
Suit Assessment by Reginald Shaw
Reginald Shaw (about his suit) Does it look alright?
Loneliness in the City of Lovers
Elise Clifton-Ward (to Frank) So, what are you doing all alone in the city of lovers? Is there no one in your life?
Emergency Call Amidst Threatening Situation
Frank (On the phone) Hello? I - I need help. There are two men trying to break down the door!
Hotel Manager What kind of problem do you have with the door, sir?
Frank No, no, no, there are two men with guns trying to break in! (Shots are fired) Uh, gotta go!
A Plea for Trust and Deception
Frank Tupelo (Alexander's letter to Elise) Elise, you have no reason to trust me anymore, but give me a chance to explain myself. I know the police are watching you. We have to throw them off the trail. Board the eight-twenty-two, the Gare de Lyon. Pick someone my height and build and make them believe it is me. Burn this letter. It is important you follow my instructions precisely. I love you, Alexander.
Perception of Unconventionality in Relationships
Frank Tupelo (to Elise) You are the least down to earth person I've ever met.
Murder vs. Attempted Murder: A Serious Debate
Policeman You wish to report a murder?
Frank Attempted murder.
Policeman That's not so serious.
Frank Not when you downgrade it from murder. But when you upgrade it from room service, it's quite serious.
Desire for Authenticity in Relationships
Elise Clifton-Ward (to Frank) I would rather you be a man who did exactly as he pleased.
Questioning Pearce's Confidence Against an Adversary
Frank Tupelo What made Pearce think he could take on a guy like that? (Shaw)
Questioning Threats and Survival
Frank Tupelo Why is everyone trying to kill me?!
Costly Pursuit of Alexander Pearce's Assets
Chief Inspector Jones Alexander Pearce has $744,000,000 in illegal assets. That given he is a British subject we might seize. This operation so far has cost me $8,000,000.
Names and Identities in Conversation
Elise Clifton-Ward I'm Elise.
Frank Tupelo I'm Frank.
Elise That's a terrible name.
Frank (shrugs) It's the only one I've got.
Elise Maybe we can find you another.
Frank Okay.
A Wider Involvement Beyond Local Matters
Frank Tupelo I'm involved in something here and no offense, this is not a local issue.
Observation about a man's tourist status
Elise Clifton-Ward (about Frank to Shaw) This man is a tourist!
The Burden of Power and Responsibility
Reginald Shaw (contemplative) You know I worked very hard for years so I wouldn't have to do the dirty work any more. No more chasing traitors, no more killing. Now I employ people to do those things for me.
The Perfect Trip or The Perfect Trap
Taglines The Perfect Trip - The Perfect Trap
Perceptions of Beauty and Identity
Elise Twenty million dollars worth of plastic surgery. And that's the face you choose.
Frank You don't like it?
Elise It will do.
A Chance Encounter Changes Everything
Taglines It all started when he met a woman.
Identifying Alexander Pearce's Dangerous Situation
Colonnello Lombardi (to Frank, very seriously) The man you are talking about is called Alexander Pearce. He stole big money from a gangster. They've come to Venice to find him and they think you are him.
A New Identity Emerges for Alexander Pearce
Chief Inspector Jones Alexander Pearce has a new face.
Questioning Preferences on Smoking
Frank Tupelo (to Elise) Would you rather have me smoking for real?