11 quotes
Testing a New Product on You
Dietrich
You're helping me out by being a guinea pig for a new product.
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Comment on Ownership and Value
Jimmy
That's definitely not a rental.
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Introducing James Tong
Jimmy
The name's Tong, James Tong.
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Life's Challenges and Perspectives
Winton
Life's a bitch.
Del
He didn't drown, if that makes life any less bitchy.
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Advice on Relationships from a Male Perspective
Clark
Jimmy, I hate to say this. But don't take advice from women about women.
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New Filtration Process for Future Protection
Dietrich
We at Banning Springs have developed a new filtration process that would protect your assets against the biological holocaust that's coming.
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Miscommunication About Contact Information
Del
Get some rest and medication!
Jimmy
What?
Del
We'll be in communication!
Jimmy
But I don't have your phone number!
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Tuxedo Protection Statement
Clark
Never touch my tuxedo.
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Unexpected Attraction in a Quirky Situation
Jimmy
When I look at you, I have a wet dream.
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A Playful Exchange About Intelligence and Achievement
Jimmy
You are very smart. Good speller.
Cheryl
Thanks, I graduated top two-thirds of my sixth grade class.
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Tuxedo's Tactical Functionality and Warnings
TUX
Welcome to the Tactical Uniform Experiment. Tuxedo recognizing new user. Mapping user's neurological structure. Activate wristwatch for desired function.
Jimmy
Demo... Okay, show me.
Jimmy
Uh Oh!
TUX
Caution... Demolition mode. The Tuxedo will consider any object a target and act to destroy it.
Jimmy
Oh, what's happening?
TUX
Exit the demolition mode immediately.
Lundeen
What's in.. Salt?..
[heart beating in the dropping cup water on floor]
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