Tuxedo's Tactical Functionality and Warnings
TUX:
Welcome to the Tactical Uniform Experiment. Tuxedo recognizing new user. Mapping user's neurological structure. Activate wristwatch for desired function.
Jimmy:
Demo... Okay, show me.
Jimmy:
Uh Oh!
TUX:
Caution... Demolition mode. The Tuxedo will consider any object a target and act to destroy it.
Jimmy:
Oh, what's happening?
TUX:
Exit the demolition mode immediately.
Lundeen: [heart beating in the dropping cup water on floor]
What's in.. Salt?..
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Miscommunication About Contact Information
Del:
Get some rest and medication!
Jimmy:
What?
Del:
We'll be in communication!
Jimmy:
But I don't have your phone number!
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A Playful Exchange About Intelligence and Achievement
Jimmy:
You are very smart. Good speller.
Cheryl:
Thanks, I graduated top two-thirds of my sixth grade class.
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Life's Challenges and Perspectives
Winton:
Life's a bitch.
Del:
He didn't drown, if that makes life any less bitchy.
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New Filtration Process for Future Protection
Dietrich:
We at Banning Springs have developed a new filtration process that would protect your assets against the biological holocaust that's coming.
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Testing a New Product on You
Dietrich:
You're helping me out by being a guinea pig for a new product.
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Advice on Relationships from a Male Perspective
Clark:
Jimmy, I hate to say this. But don't take advice from women about women.
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Tuxedo Protection Statement
Clark:
Never touch my tuxedo.
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Unexpected Attraction in a Quirky Situation
Jimmy:
When I look at you, I have a wet dream.
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Introducing James Tong
Jimmy:
The name's Tong, James Tong.
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Comment on Ownership and Value
Jimmy:
That's definitely not a rental.
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