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"In the heart of suburbia, a hit man with heart has just moved in."

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The Whole Nine Yards
Pathetic Situations Can Be Amusing
Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky This would be sad if it wasn't so pathetic.
[Watches from behind a two-way mirror as Sophie sobbingly confesses to trying to murder him]
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Requesting More Scotch from Room Service
Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky Room service? Yes this is room 519. I'm gonna need a bigger bottle of Scotch!
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The Importance of Relationships Over Past Actions
Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski It's not important how many people I've killed. What's important is how I get along with the people who are still alive.
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A tense moment before revealing a secret
Oz I MAY know where he is.
[after Frankie beats a confession out of Oz]
Frankie Well, all right. But don't tell me. Let's go tell Janni.
Oz Okay. You mind if I piss a little blood first?
Frankie Please, by all means.
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A Simple Greeting with a Spanish Twist
Franklin "Frankie Figs" Figueroa Oz, I just wanted to be sure it was you. Everybody's inside. By the way, Huevos grandes, amigo!
[grabs his crotch]
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Negotiations and Tensions in Relationships
Sophie Oseransky You do this for me, and I give you your divorce. And if you don't do this for me, I swear I'll make your life so damn miserable it will make these past few years look like a pleasure cruise.
Janni Gogolack My father is a great man. A man of wision, and character. A man who stood up for his beliefs. Unlike that rat FUCK, piece of SHIT... Tudeski.
Janni Gogolack Ansfer dat.
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A Reminder About the Body
Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky Oh, and don't forget the body!
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Unexpected Room Service Request
Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky Uh... it's room service. Before I vomited I ordered scotch.
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Unexpected Career Revelations Between Friends
Jimmy You're a dentist?
Oz Afraid so.
Jimmy You suicidal?
Oz Why would you say that?
Jimmy Well, I read that dentists are prone to suicide.
Oz Look, Jimmy, I may hate my life, but I certainly don't want to die.
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The Inevitability of Death
Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski Everybody dies. Sooner or later.
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The futility of seeking help
Frankie Aren't you gonna cry out for help?
Oz Would it do any good?
Frankie ...No.
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Innocence and Morality in Unexpected Context
Jill St. Claire I'm still a virgin. I mean I haven't killed anyone yet.
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Complicated Feelings About Friendship and Trust
Frankie You what? You told Jimmy? What the hell did you do that for?
Oz I felt sorry for him! I like him. Well, I liked him?
Frankie So you don't like him no more?
Oz Well, it's a little hard to maintain a friendship with a man who wants to kill you.
Frankie If you sold my ass out to Janni, then told me about it, I'd want to ice your ass, too!
Oz I know. You know, I can close that gap for you.
[Frankie sucks on his teeth]
Frankie Really?
Oz Yeah, you'd be in and out.
Frankie You're kidding. This thing right here?
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Unexpected Praise in a Dangerous Situation
Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski You know this whole... sneaking into the house thing, to try to kill me? You guys are really good! You really... heh heh heh... bye, Janni!
[shoots Janni in the head]
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A Dark Warning with a Touch of Humor
Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski I'm telling you this like a friend because if you screw this up - I would hate to... I would really hate to have to kill you. I would hate it more than mayonnaise. You know how much I hate mayonnaise.
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Decision to Leave in Uncertainty
Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky You know what I'm going to do...I'm...I'm gonna...I'm gonna go! ...does this slide?
[Oz attempts to open the side door but fails]
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A Reference to the Wizard of Oz
Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski The great and powerful Oz.
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A Demanding Order with Dark Consequences
Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door.
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Recurring Phone Disturbance
Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky Phone!..'..There it is again!
[The phone rings, Oz is startled; The phone rings again]
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Friendship Boundaries and Marital Respect
Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski Friends do not engage in sexual congress with each other's wives.
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Appreciation for Strength and Beauty
Franklin "Frankie Figs" Figueroa You know, I can't think of nothing finer than a fine naked woman holding a gun. You know you're just all kinds of fine, don't you?
[to Jill]
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A Favorable Suggestion on Eliminating Someone
Jill St. Claire You know, you'd be doing the world a favor if you just had her whacked.
[on Sophie]
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A Request for a Promise
Cynthia Promise me something.
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Dentist's Approach to Keeping Things Painless
Jimmy You sure you're a dentist?
[after Oz makes him laugh]
Oz Yeah. Why?
Jimmy Because I've never met a dentist I liked.
Oz Well, I try to keep things as painless as possible.
Jimmy Me too.
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A Caution Against Unwanted Engagement
Franklin "Frankie Figs" Figueroa My brother, believe me, you don't want to dance with me all night.
[every time Oz doesn't answer, Frankie hits him in the stomach or kidneys, then hugs him to stop him collapsing]
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The Importance of Hamburger Condiments
Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski Every red-blooded American knows that the only condiment that you are ever supposed to put on a hamburger is KETCHUP! Or MAYBE some of that SPECIAL SAUCE you like so much here in Canada; which I think has a little bit of mayonnaise in it too! But I swear to God when they start slapping that mayonnaise on there I could kill somebody.
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Dehumanizing Language in Character Dialogue
Janni I vant you to understand, when it comes to Yimmy Tudeski, we're not talking about a human being. We're talking about a rodent! We're talking about wermin! Where was I?
[pause]
Oz Wermin, I think. Wermin.
Janni We're talking about someone - FUCK THAT! - some THING that doesn't deserve to be breathing. The AIR!
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Desperation Leads to Unlikely Choices
Nicholas "Oz" Oseransky OK, OK. Let's say that he did make a pass at you. The guy's been in prison for five years. He's desperate. He'd sleep with a meat grinder.
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Disagreement on Personal Character Evaluation
Jill Your wife is not a nice person.
Oz You're expecting an argument?
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A Favor for a Night Out
Jill Are you going alone?
[on the phone, as his wife is driving him to the airport]
Oz Yes.
Jill Good, can you do me a huge favor while you're there? Go out, and get laid.
Oz Jill!
[covers the phone]
Jill And call me the second you get back. Better yet, call me right after. Call me during! I want all the details!
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Canadian Identity and Marriage Dynamics
Jimmy You like living in Canada?
Oz No, I live here with my wife.
Jimmy I take it you're not Canadian.
Oz Only by marriage.
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Unpleasant Conversations About Vomiting
Cynthia Have you vomited recently?
Oz A minute ago. I was just gonna brush my teeth.
Cynthia I'll wait.
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