Toad's Promise and the Allure of Cars
Badger:
Do you mean to say you don't promise never to touch a motorcar again?
Toad: [puts on his driving goggles]
On the contrary! I faithfully promise that the first motor car I see... Poop-poop!
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Concerns About Toad's Latest Passion
Mole: [after crashing his second car]
You know, I really am worried about Toad.
Rat:
Oh, don't you worry. It's just another one of his passions. He'll grow out of it.
Toad: [off in the distance]
Toodle-ooo!
Rat:
I hope.
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Toad Seeks Help with Car Trouble
Toad: [flags down Reggie, the motorist]
I say, I wonder if you could help me. Having a spot of bother with me car.
Reggie:
Oh? Wh-wh-what sort of bother?
Toad:
Um... em... it's the... uh... crankshaft... it's um... flat.
Reggie:
Really? Ah ha... I should be able to fix that.
Rosemary (Reggie's Wife): [gets out of the car]
Oh, shall I come too Reggie? Uh. Wh-wh-wh-where's your machine?
Toad: [gestures to a spot behind him]
Oh... it's over there. If you'd just take a look at it?
Reggie: [as soon as they move away from their car, Mr. Toad gets in, puts it in gear and drives away]
Oh c-certainly old bean. Anything for a fellow motorist. Oh, I say!
Rosemary (Reggie's Wife):
Oh. Reggie.
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