THERE ARE MERMAIDS IN LA follows Cassie Bored of her relationship Having mediocre orgasms Trying desperately to reupholster a lamp because why not It might be the first step towards sewing patchy jeans or something But one day Cassies boat is rocked by a mysterious silent visitor A woman With long fireengine red hair and almost no discernible personality or clothes Well call her Mermaid Because as the legend goes she made a bad trade somewhere down the line swapped her voice out for legs and then wound up in the wrong place The place being this womans beach RIP the prince As Mermaid makes herself comfortable in Cassies home the two women begin to form an unlikely bond The game is simple Cassie talks and Mermaid listens Until they both get sick of it
