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The Dangers of Seeking Substance Abuse
Chong
Sometimes it's not even the drugs that'll kill you, man. What really kills you is looking for drugs.
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A Humorous Journey Across the Country
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CHEECH and CHONG take a cross-country trip... and wind up in some very funny joints.
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Rock and Roll's Impact on Society
Chong
It was Rock n Roll that killed ], man!
[on several cups of coffee, driving; [Elvis]
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A High Flying Comedy Experience
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A High Flying Comedy.
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Theft of Money and Vehicle Confirmed
Mr. Slyman
They've stolen our money?
Prince Habib
And part of the car too.
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Navigating Uncertainty in Direction and Purpose
Prince Habib
I say we are lost.
Mr. Slyman
We are not lost. We are Arabs. Lost is when you don't know where you are going.
Prince Habib
Well, that is the point, where are we going?
Mr. Slyman
We are going uphill.
Prince Habib
Well, at least when we get to the top, we will know exactly where we are.
Mr. Slyman
You are right. Now I know exactly where we are.
Prince Habib
You do?
Mr. Slyman
Yes. We are in the middle of fucking nowhere! Where is the road? Ah, those two guys!
Prince Habib
Yes, it was those two guys. They have stolen the road too!
Mr. Slyman
Now I am sure of it.
Prince Habib
You are sure of what?
Mr. Slyman
That our mother messed around with a goat herder.
Prince Habib
Nooo!
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Chong's Experience with Peyote
Chong
Hey, look... dude laid some peyote on me, man!
[to Cheech]
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High Rollers Take on the Strip
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The Original HIGH Rollers Hit The Strip!
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