A Humorous Journey Across the Country
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CHEECH and CHONG take a cross-country trip... and wind up in some very funny joints.
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High Rollers Take on the Strip
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The Original HIGH Rollers Hit The Strip!
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A High Flying Comedy Experience
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A High Flying Comedy.
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Theft of Money and Vehicle Confirmed
Mr. Slyman:
They've stolen our money?
Prince Habib:
And part of the car too.
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Navigating Uncertainty in Direction and Purpose
Prince Habib:
I say we are lost.
Mr. Slyman:
We are not lost. We are Arabs. Lost is when you don't know where you are going.
Prince Habib:
Well, that is the point, where are we going?
Mr. Slyman:
We are going uphill.
Prince Habib:
Well, at least when we get to the top, we will know exactly where we are.
Mr. Slyman:
You are right. Now I know exactly where we are.
Prince Habib:
You do?
Mr. Slyman:
Yes. We are in the middle of fucking nowhere! Where is the road? Ah, those two guys!
Prince Habib:
Yes, it was those two guys. They have stolen the road too!
Mr. Slyman:
Now I am sure of it.
Prince Habib:
You are sure of what?
Mr. Slyman:
That our mother messed around with a goat herder.
Prince Habib:
Nooo!
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Rock and Roll's Impact on Society
Chong: [on several cups of coffee, driving; [Elvis]
It was Rock n Roll that killed ], man!
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Chong's Experience with Peyote
Chong: [to Cheech]
Hey, look... dude laid some peyote on me, man!
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The Dangers of Seeking Substance Abuse
Chong:
Sometimes it's not even the drugs that'll kill you, man. What really kills you is looking for drugs.
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