5 quotes
A Proposal for Marriage
Jeremy Kern
I want to be your husband. And I want you to be my wife so bad. So... Will you marry me?
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The Truth About Relationships and Marriage
Michael
I just don't want a relationship based on lies.
Cedric
That's called marriage.
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The Myth of the Perfect Man
Lauren Harris
Like Steve Harvey says, there's no such thing as the perfect man.
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A Humorous Exchange About Family Ties
Cedric
Hey, Mike, how old is your mom?
Michael
What?
Cedric
No, not like that. No, it is. It is like that. How old is she? I come in the house, she's like, "You want to eat?" I said, "Eat what?
Michael
Yo, first of all, put my plate down and stop hitting on my mom, man.
Cedric
Don't get mad at me! I don't even wanna be here! Y'all the ones that wanna be here, I want to go to the strip club! Man, wrap this up. I got a bunch of ones, and somebody gonna get them. Ms. Loretta! I'm ready for the rest of the tour!
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The Three Rings of Marriage Explained
Cedric
What do you call the three rings of marriage? No clue. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
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