Thir13en Ghosts (2001) - Quotes

Rafkin: S-stop!

Maggie: W-what??

Rafkin: [''First Born Son approaches them''; ''Holds up hand''] D-don't move! Don't speak! Somehow....we are behind enemy lines. Hey little guy. How?

Maggie: I don't think you should be doing that!

Rafkin: Shut up!

Maggie: YOU shut up! You're the one who keeps pissing him off!

Rafkin: Quite a place you've got.

Kathy: Yeah. We're moving in!

Arthur: [''Holds up key''; ''Inserts key in door, opens it and enters''] Well... one step at a time.

Bobby: Dad! You broke it!

Kathy: Bobby. Give it a rest.

Kalina: [''Looking up''] We gotta go.

Arthur: I'm not leaving without my kids!

Kalina: [''Still looking up''] Try telling him that.

Ben Moss: Now he's gonna tell you that Cyrus owed him money.

Rafkin: He did owe me money. He owed me a shit load of money!

Rafkin: I hate this job.

Kalina: It doesn't seem to like you much either. Wonder why.

Rafkin: If you have something to say, just say it.

Kalina: Oh okay then...why don't we start with: This is all your goddamn fault!!! If you didn't catch them we wouldn't be running from them now would we?!

Rafkin: It's his uncle that built the damn house!

Kalina: Yeah, but you helped him! How could you help him without knowing what he was doing?

Rafkin: I had my reasons.

Kalina: Money, you parasite! You stole people's souls for money. How depraved is that?

Rafkin: If you hadn't noticed. I'm a little bit of a freak! I come within ten feet of anything dead I go into seizures. I touch somebody and a whole life full of shit flashes in front of my eyes; alright so yeah I'm depraved and Cyrus was my friend and he accepted me so...

Kalina: He didn't accept you, you're so pathetic! He used you!

Arthur: Shut up, both of you. Cut him some slack. What difference does it make?

Kalina: You didn't tell him, did you?

Arthur: Oh god, tell me what, what now?

Kalina: About the fourth ghost.

Rafkin: No, don't do this. I didn't tell him. Don't do this.

Kalina: He has a right to know!

Rafkin: What about the fourth ghost?

Kalina: St. Luke's hospital, six months ago.

Arthur: You're saying my wife's spirit is trapped in this house?

Rafkin: I didn't know you. I didn't know her. I didn't know she had a husband.

Arthur: Why in God's name? Why? Tell me why her!

Rafkin: I don't know why. Cyrus handpicked them all, including your wife. When I found out who you were, God, I've been trying to help you.

Arthur: You call this help? She's right, this is all your goddamn fault!

Arthur: I told them not to leave this spot.

Rafkin: What do you expect? They're kids.

Arthur: [[w:Dr. Phil|Dr. Phil] Well, thank you, ].

Rafkin: I know this is gonna sound completely whacked, but just- just stay with me, okay? I used to hunt displaced spiritual energies with your uncle.

Arthur: I'm sorry?

Rafkin: Uhh, P.K. agents. Revenants. Uh, uh, uh - Like wraiths. Wraiths? Do you have any idea what I'm talking about?

Arthur: [''Chuckling nervously and shaking his head “no”''] Uhh...

Rafkin: That's okay - that's okay. I'll do it the easy way. Ghosts. I used to hunt ghosts with your uncle Cyrus.

Arthur: [''after a long pause''] Goats?

Rafkin: GHOSTS! Ghosts! Goddammit, listen to me!

Maggie: Hey Bobby, isn't that great? You got a late uncle.

Bobby: What is he late for?

Kathy: His next birthday.

Bobby: [''Excitedly''] You mean he's dead?!

Kathy: Now we get his attention.

Arthur: He wasn't too popular. My dad said he squandered the family fortune.

Kathy: We have a family fortune?

Arthur: Well, no. Cyrus squandered it.

Maggie: Bobby, don't call your sister a slut.

Kathy: Thank you, Maggie.

Maggie: I prefer the term bitch.

Kalina: [[w:Playing God 〈ethics〉|play God] Who are you to ]?

Cyrus: Playing is for children.

Rafkin: [''Psychically probes the junkyard, then yells out in pain''] You son of a bitch! You said he only killed nine people! There's over forty victims here!

Cyrus: Nine when he was alive. He's added a few since then.

Rafkin: There are ghosts in the basement!

Maggie: [''Points down''] In this basement?

Rafkin: Of course in this basement! What is it with you people? If it were next door, I wouldn't give a shit!

Maggie: [''The Angry Princess walks toward Maggie with a butcher knife''] Where? I can't see shit without the glasses, idiot!

Rafkin: [''Ạs they run down another hallway''] ...Well, I can see. And I think you should go this way. Go, go, go, go!

Rafkin: Oh. Oh boy.

Maggie: What?

Rafkin: Uh, that's the symbol of The Jackal.

Maggie: What's The Jackal?

Rafkin: [[w:Charles Manson|the Charlie Manson] The Jackal is ] of ghosts and if The Jackal's out, screw the kid! We gotta get out of this basement!

Dennis Rafkin: [''Seeing that several of the ghost cell doors are now open''; ''Takes Maggie's glasses''; ''The Hammer spikes the ectoplasmic wall frame with his hammer''] What the hell? Give me those! Let me see. Why are these open? I was down here before. They weren't open. Oh, God! I hate it when they do that!

Maggie: Do what?

Dennis Rafkin: They wait for your to stick your face right up against the glass! And then give you a big, fat BOO!

Cyrus Kriticos: (triggering walls to crush and kill Kalina) We all have to make sacrifices.

Kalina: Looks to me like I'm saving your ass!

Kalina: W-why are you so mad at me? I did everything you asked me to do. I've killed Damon, I stole the book and spells. I even made sure your pathetic nephew didn't get himself killed.

Kalina: I've got enough explosives to blow us back to the fifteenth century.

Kalina: [[w:ectoplasm|the ectoplasmic shit] We have 10 minutes until ] hits the fan.

Maggie: Miss Maggie does not do windows.

Maggie: Did the lawyer split?

Maggie: [''Talking to herself''; [w:Anti-white racism|bunch of crazy white people...] Stuck in here, ]

Maggie: [''Walking through house wreckage, last lines''; [w:Newark, New Jersey|Newark] This is it for me. I'm on the first fuckin plane back to ]. Uh-uh. I am sorry, family, Kathy, Bobby, uncle , ghosts. I am sick of this nanny shit. I've had it. This was not in the job description. I QUIT!

Dennis Rafkin: Oh Cyrus, you crazy son of a bitch. What did you do?

Dennis Rafkin: Hey Glass Family Robinson! You're wasting your breath! This is ectobar glass, it's soundproof.

Dennis Rafkin: [''As Arthur begins to descend down the basement stairs''] What are you doing? What did I say? Did I say there was a petting zoo downstairs? No! There are ghosts downstairs, Arthur!

Dennis Rafkin: In case you haven't noticed, I'm a bit of a freak! I get within 10 feet of anything dead, and I go into seizures. I touch anyone and a whole lifetime of shit just flashes in front of my eyes! So yeah, I'm a little depraved!

Dennis Rafkin: I'm getting my ass out of the big glass house!