30 quotes
Conflict over family safety and urgency
Kalina
We gotta go.
[''Looking up'']
Arthur
I'm not leaving without my kids!
Kalina
Try telling him that.
[''Still looking up'']
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Maggie's Reluctance to Clean Windows
Maggie
Miss Maggie does not do windows.
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A Selfless Act of Rescue
Kalina
Looks to me like I'm saving your ass!
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Frightening Surprises Behind Glass Enclosures
Dennis Rafkin
What the hell? Give me those! Let me see. Why are these open? I was down here before. They weren't open. Oh, God! I hate it when they do that!
[''Seeing that several of the ghost cell doors are now open''; ''Takes Maggie's glasses''; ''The Hammer spikes the ectoplasmic wall frame with his hammer'']
Maggie
Do what?
Dennis Rafkin
They wait for your to stick your face right up against the glass! And then give you a big, fat BOO!
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Embracing Unusual Abilities and Challenges
Dennis Rafkin
In case you haven't noticed, I'm a bit of a freak! I get within 10 feet of anything dead, and I go into seizures. I touch anyone and a whole lifetime of shit just flashes in front of my eyes! So yeah, I'm a little depraved!
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A Caregiver's Frustration Leads to Resignation
Maggie
This is it for me. I'm on the first fuckin plane back to ]. Uh-uh. I am sorry, family, Kathy, Bobby, uncle , ghosts. I am sick of this nanny shit. I've had it. This was not in the job description. I QUIT!
[''Walking through house wreckage, last lines''; [w:Newark, New Jersey|Newark]
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Navigating Darkness Together
Maggie
Where? I can't see shit without the glasses, idiot!
[''The Angry Princess walks toward Maggie with a butcher knife'']
Rafkin
...Well, I can see. And I think you should go this way. Go, go, go, go!
[''Ạs they run down another hallway'']
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Ectobar Glass: Soundproofing the Glass Family
Dennis Rafkin
Hey Glass Family Robinson! You're wasting your breath! This is ectobar glass, it's soundproof.
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Questioning Loyalty and Sacrifice
Kalina
W-why are you so mad at me? I did everything you asked me to do. I've killed Damon, I stole the book and spells. I even made sure your pathetic nephew didn't get himself killed.
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Tension in a Dangerous Situation
Rafkin
S-stop!
Maggie
W-what??
Rafkin
D-don't move! Don't speak! Somehow....we are behind enemy lines. Hey little guy. How?
[''First Born Son approaches them''; ''Holds up hand'']
Maggie
I don't think you should be doing that!
Rafkin
Shut up!
Maggie
YOU shut up! You're the one who keeps pissing him off!
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Debt Acknowledgment Between Characters
Ben Moss
Now he's gonna tell you that Cyrus owed him money.
Rafkin
He did owe me money. He owed me a shit load of money!
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Revelation of Hidden Victims in Thir13en Ghosts
Rafkin
You son of a bitch! You said he only killed nine people! There's over forty victims here!
[''Psychically probes the junkyard, then yells out in pain'']
Cyrus
Nine when he was alive. He's added a few since then.
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Discussion of Spiritual Entities and Wraiths
Rafkin
I know this is gonna sound completely whacked, but just- just stay with me, okay? I used to hunt displaced spiritual energies with your uncle.
Arthur
I'm sorry?
Rafkin
Uhh, P.K. agents. Revenants. Uh, uh, uh - Like wraiths. Wraiths? Do you have any idea what I'm talking about?
Arthur
Uhh...
[''Chuckling nervously and shaking his head “no”'']
Rafkin
That's okay - that's okay. I'll do it the easy way. Ghosts. I used to hunt ghosts with your uncle Cyrus.
Arthur
Goats?
[''after a long pause'']
Rafkin
GHOSTS! Ghosts! Goddammit, listen to me!
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Children's Behavior and Parental Expectations
Arthur
I told them not to leave this spot.
Rafkin
What do you expect? They're kids.
Arthur
Well, thank you, ].
[[w:Dr. Phil|Dr. Phil]
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Discovery of The Jackal's Symbol
Rafkin
Oh. Oh boy.
Maggie
What?
Rafkin
Uh, that's the symbol of The Jackal.
Maggie
What's The Jackal?
Rafkin
The Jackal is ] of ghosts and if The Jackal's out, screw the kid! We gotta get out of this basement!
[[w:Charles Manson|the Charlie Manson]
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Feeling Trapped in a Haunted Space
Maggie
Stuck in here, ]
[''Talking to herself''; [w:Anti-white racism|bunch of crazy white people...]
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The Necessity of Sacrifice in Life
Cyrus Kriticos
(triggering walls to crush and kill Kalina) We all have to make sacrifices.
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Misunderstanding About a Late Relative
Maggie
Hey Bobby, isn't that great? You got a late uncle.
Bobby
What is he late for?
Kathy
His next birthday.
Bobby
You mean he's dead?!
[''Excitedly'']
Kathy
Now we get his attention.
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Blame and Frustration in High-Stress Situations
Rafkin
I hate this job.
Kalina
It doesn't seem to like you much either. Wonder why.
Rafkin
If you have something to say, just say it.
Kalina
Oh okay then...why don't we start with: This is all your goddamn fault!!! If you didn't catch them we wouldn't be running from them now would we?!
Rafkin
It's his uncle that built the damn house!
Kalina
Yeah, but you helped him! How could you help him without knowing what he was doing?
Rafkin
I had my reasons.
Kalina
Money, you parasite! You stole people's souls for money. How depraved is that?
Rafkin
If you hadn't noticed. I'm a little bit of a freak! I come within ten feet of anything dead I go into seizures. I touch somebody and a whole life full of shit flashes in front of my eyes; alright so yeah I'm depraved and Cyrus was my friend and he accepted me so...
Kalina
He didn't accept you, you're so pathetic! He used you!
Arthur
Shut up, both of you. Cut him some slack. What difference does it make?
Kalina
You didn't tell him, did you?
Arthur
Oh god, tell me what, what now?
Kalina
About the fourth ghost.
Rafkin
No, don't do this. I didn't tell him. Don't do this.
Kalina
He has a right to know!
Rafkin
What about the fourth ghost?
Kalina
St. Luke's hospital, six months ago.
Arthur
You're saying my wife's spirit is trapped in this house?
Rafkin
I didn't know you. I didn't know her. I didn't know she had a husband.
Arthur
Why in God's name? Why? Tell me why her!
Rafkin
I don't know why. Cyrus handpicked them all, including your wife. When I found out who you were, God, I've been trying to help you.
Arthur
You call this help? She's right, this is all your goddamn fault!
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Defining Terms in a Heated Moment
Maggie
Bobby, don't call your sister a slut.
Kathy
Thank you, Maggie.
Maggie
I prefer the term bitch.
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Childish Games and Adult Realities
Kalina
Who are you to ]?
[[w:Playing God 〈ethics〉|play God]
Cyrus
Playing is for children.
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Maggie's Question About the Lawyer's Decision
Maggie
Did the lawyer split?
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Imminent Danger in Ten Minutes
Kalina
We have 10 minutes until ] hits the fan.
[[w:ectoplasm|the ectoplasmic shit]
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Ghosts in the Basement Discussion
Rafkin
There are ghosts in the basement!
Maggie
In this basement?
[''Points down'']
Rafkin
Of course in this basement! What is it with you people? If it were next door, I wouldn't give a shit!
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Moving Into a New Home
Rafkin
Quite a place you've got.
Kathy
Yeah. We're moving in!
Arthur
Well... one step at a time.
[''Holds up key''; ''Inserts key in door, opens it and enters'']
Bobby
Dad! You broke it!
Kathy
Bobby. Give it a rest.
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Ghosts, Not a Petting Zoo
Dennis Rafkin
What are you doing? What did I say? Did I say there was a petting zoo downstairs? No! There are ghosts downstairs, Arthur!
[''As Arthur begins to descend down the basement stairs'']
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Explosives to Change Time and Space
Kalina
I've got enough explosives to blow us back to the fifteenth century.
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Questioning Cyrus's Reckless Actions
Dennis Rafkin
Oh Cyrus, you crazy son of a bitch. What did you do?
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Discussion of Family Wealth and Loss
Arthur
He wasn't too popular. My dad said he squandered the family fortune.
Kathy
We have a family fortune?
Arthur
Well, no. Cyrus squandered it.
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Escape from the Glass House
Dennis Rafkin
I'm getting my ass out of the big glass house!
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