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TiMER Quotes

"You can't hurry love."

R 2009 · 1h 40m
63
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14 quotes
TiMER
Desperation Leads to Unusual Threat
Steph Oh my God tell me what you did or I'm gonna pee on your bed!
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Desire for Shared Happiness
Jesse Espero que algún día te unas a dejar que me hacen feliz.
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Unexpected Matchmaking Outcome
Matchmaker Patty (After implanting TiMER that shows they're not a match) Awkward.
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Discussion About Sleepwear Choices
Steph Are you naked?
Oona What! No! I'm wearing a robe.
Steph But you are naked underneath. You don't sleep naked.
Oona Sometimes I do.
Steph No, you don't. You think it makes rapists job easier.
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TiMER
Miscommunication in a Noisy Environment
Oona Hey what time do you get off?
Mikey What?
Oona Do you want me to repeat it?
Mikey Yes into the loudspeaker if you don't mind.
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Embracing Life's Unpredictable Detours
Mikey See that's what's stupid about the TiMERs it says you have one path and you can't take detours. Life is about detours.
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A Debate on the Value of Ideas
Oona Maybe this was a bad idea.
Mikey No. No, no no no no, it's a really good idea. It's up there with gravity, cold fusion, or what have you.
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Unanswered Questions in Unexpected Encounters
Oona What are you doing here?
Mikey I wanted to see you again.
Oona ...Why?
Mikey (silence)
Oona You make a strong case.
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Embracing Unexpected Experiences and Identity
Mikey Grady if I'm a pussy I'm about to have the best lesbian sex of my entire life!
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Waiting for the Guys at the Bar
Mikey Don't worry the guys will be at the bar for a few more hours. You know taking turns with our groupie.
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Casual Banter Between Friends
Dutch In the service we had a name for people like that.
Steph Pricks?
Dutch Cocksuckers.
Steph Even better. How's it hanging Dutch?
Dutch Down to my knees angel. You keep your head up.
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A Moment of Mutual Affection
Oona You ready?
Brian Uhh, yeah, umm...about this.
Oona Brian, you like me right?
Brian Yes, definitely.
Oona But what's the point in continuing without a guarantee?
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Age Revelation Between Oona and Mikey
Oona I don't wanna know how old you are.
Mikey Ok. How old are you?
Oona I turn 30 this January.
Mikey Whoa.
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Emotional Turmoil in a Modern Setting
Steph It's a fucking Greek tragedy up in here.
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