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Anticipation of Fireworks and Hidden Desires
Francie
If you really want to see fireworks, it's better with the lights out. I have a feeling that tonight, you're going to see one of the Riviera's most fascinating sights... I was talking about the fireworks.
[She turns off the lamps in the room one by one]
Robie
I never doubted it.
Francie
The way you looked at my necklace, I didn't know. You've been dying to say something about it all evening. Go ahead.
Robie
Why, have I been staring at it?
Francie
No, you've been trying to avoid it.
Robie
May I have a brandy?
Francie
Please.
Robie
Do you care for one?
Francie
No. Thank you. Some nights a person doesn't need to drink. Doesn't it make you nervous to be in the same room with thousands of dollars worth of diamonds and unable to touch them?
Robie
No.
Francie
Like an alcoholic outside of a bar on election day.
Robie
Wouldn't know the feeling.
[laughs]
Francie
All right. You've studied the layout, drawn your plans, worked out your timetable, put on your dark clothes with your crepe-soled shoes and your rope. Maybe your face blackened. And you're over the roofs in the darkness, down the side wall to the right apartment, and the window's locked. All that elation turned into frustration. What would you do?
Robie
I'd go home, get a good night's sleep.
Francie
Oh, what would you do? The thrill is right there in front of you, but you can't quite get it - and the gems glistening on the other side of the window, and someone asleep, breathing heavily.
[She steps into the darkness that hides only her face]
Robie
I'd go home, get a good night's sleep.
Francie
Wouldn't you use a glass cutter, a brick, your fist - anything to get what you wanted? Knowing it was just there waiting for you?
Robie
Oh, forget it.
[sips his brandy]
Francie
Drinking dulls your senses.
Robie
Yeah, and if I'm lucky, some of my hearing.
Francie
Blue-white with just hairlike touches of platinum.
[fondles her necklace]
Robie
You know, I have about the same interest in jewelry that I have in politics, horseracing, modern poetry, or women who need weird excitement: none.
Francie
Hold this necklace in your hand and tell me you're not John Robie, the Cat. John, tell me something. You're going to rob that villa we cased this afternoon, aren't you? Oh, I suppose rob is archaic. You'd say, knock over'?
Robie
Oh -
[pained]
Francie
Don't worry, I'm very good at secrets.
Robie
Tell me, have you ever been on a psychiatrist's couch?
Francie
Don't change the subject. I know the perfect time to do it: Next week, the Sanfords are holding their annual gala. Everyone who counts will be there. I'll get you an invitation. It's an 18th-century costume affair. There will be thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of the world's most elegant jewelry. Some of the guests will be staying for the weekend. We'll get all the information, and we'll do it together. What do you say?
Robie
My only comment would be highly censorable.
Francie
Give up, John. Admit who you are. Even in this light, I can tell where your eyes are looking. Look, John. Hold them. Diamonds. Only thing in the world you can't resist. Then tell me you don't know what I'm talking about. Ever had a better offer in your whole life? One with everything?
[sits alluringly on the couch, displaying both her necklace and bare decolletage; He sits down; She kisses his fingers, one by one, then puts her necklace in the palm of his hand]
Robie
I've never had a crazier one.
Francie
Just as long as you're satisfied.
Robie
You know as well as I do this necklace is imitation.
Francie
Well, I'm not.
[They kiss]
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Concerns About Daughter's Attractiveness and Upbringing
Mrs. Stevens
How come you haven't made a pass at my daughter? And don't say, "Oh, Mother!" to me. Mr. Burns, I asked you a question.
[to Robie; to Frances]
Robie
Very pretty; quietly attractive.
Mrs. Stevens
Yeah, but too nice. I'm sorry I ever sent her to that finishing school; I think they finished her there.
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A Generous Offer from Mrs. Stevens
Mrs. Jessie Stevens
I wouldn't mind buying that for you..
[to Francie, about Robie]
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The Dilemma of Love and Danger
Danielle
Don't you think it's foolish to remain here without knowing what will happen to you? But if you were in South America with me, you will know exactly what will happen.
Robie
You make it sound dangerous either way.
Danielle
It would be so much nicer to be killed by love, no?
Robie
Uh, pardon me while I get the water out of my ear.
Danielle
John, you know what sort of men they are at Bertani's. Another robbery and they will do something to you.
Robie
Well, I'd better get back.
Danielle
But what has she got more than me? Except money, and you are getting plenty of that.
[about Francie]
Robie
Danielle, you are just a girl. She is a woman.
Danielle
Why do you want to buy an old car if you can get a new one cheaper? It will run better and last longer.
Robie
Well, it looks as if my old car just drove off.
Francie
No, it hasn't, it's just turned amphibious. I thought I'd come out and see what the big attraction was.
[swimming up]
Robie
Yes.
Francie
And possibly even rate an introduction.
Robie
Oh, uh, you didn't tell me your name.
[to Danielle]
Danielle
Danielle Foussard.
Robie
Miss Foussard - Miss Stevens.
Francie
How do you do, Miss Foussard. Mr. Burns has told me so little about you.
Robie
Well, we only met a couple of minutes ago.
Danielle
That's right, only a few minutes ago.
Francie
Only a few minutes ago? And you talk like old friends. Ah well, that's warm, friendly France for you.
Robie
I was asking about renting some water-skis. Would you like me to teach you how to water ski?
[to Francie]
Francie
Thank you, but I was women's champion at Sarasota, Florida, last season.
Robie
Well, it was just an idea.
Francie
Are you sure you were talking about water-skis? From where I sat, it looked as though you were conjugating some irregular verbs.
Robie
Say something nice to her, Danielle.
Danielle
She looks a lot older, up close.
Robie
Ohhh -
Francie
To a mere child, anything over twenty might seem old.
Danielle
A child? Shall we stand in shallower water and discuss that?
Francie
Enjoying yourself, Mr. Burns?
Robie
Oh yes, it's very nice out here, with the sun and all.
Francie
Well, it's too much for me. I'll see you at the hotel.
Robie
I'll go with you.
[laughing nervously]
Danielle
But Mr. Burns, you didn't finish telling me why French women are more seductive than American women?
Robie
I know what I'd like to tell you!
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Choosing Between Options
Francie
Do you want a leg or a breast?
Robie
You make the choice.
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A Thief and a Lady's Moment Together
Taglines
For a moment he forgets he's a thief—and she forgets she's a lady!
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Common People and Royalty Distinction
Francie Stevens
Palaces are for royalty. We're just common people with a bank account.
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A Revelation in the Hotel Room
Francie
I called the police from your room and told them who you are and everything you've been doing tonight.
Robie
Everything? The boys must have really enjoyed that at headquarters!
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The Complexity of Taste and Dishonesty
Hughson
You are a man of obvious good taste in everything. How did you - I mean, why did you...?
Robie
Why did I take up stealing? To live better, to own things I couldn't afford, to acquire this good taste which you now enjoy and which I should be very reluctant to give up.
Hughson
Oh, you mean you were frankly dishonest.
Robie
I tried to be.
Hughson
You know, I thought you'd have some defense, some tale of hardship - your mother ran off when you were young, your father beat you, or something.
Robie
Naah, no. I was a member of an American trapeze act in the circus that traveled in Europe. It folded and I was stranded, so I put my agility to a more rewarding purpose.
Hughson
You have no other defense.
Robie
No. For what it's worth, I only stole from people who wouldn't go hungry.
Hughson
I take it you were a sort of modern ]. I mean, you gave away most of the proceeds of your crimes...
[[w:Robin Hood|Robin Hood]
Robie
Kept everything myself. Well, let's face it, I was an out-and-out thief, like you.
Hughson
Steady, old man.
Robie
No, no, wait a minute. Have you ever taken an ashtray from a hotel or a towel?
Hughson
Souvenirs; they expect that.
Robie
You're given an expense allowance to pay for all the meals you eat on the job. Right? But this meal is free. Now, are you going to deduct the price of a lunch from your expense account? Well, of course you're not. It would be stupid. Do you agree?
Hughson
Yes.
Robie
You're a thief. Only an amateur thief, of course, but it will help you to sympathize with us professionals.
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A Notorious Figure in Europe’s Luxury Scene
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Wanted by the police in all the luxury-spots of Europe!... A catch for any woman!
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The Grip of a Burglar
Francie Stevens
You've got a very strong grip - the kind a burglar needs.
[to Robie]
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