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Misunderstandings Over Mouthwash and Personal Sensitivity
Hank
Mouthwash?
Billy
Yes, mouthwash... but maybe not.
Hank
What's the deal, Billy? Are you trying to tell me my breath stinks?
Billy
I wasn't saying your breath stinks. Why do you take everything so personally? Damn, Hank.
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Consequences of Responsibility in Toy Soldiers
Billy
Does this mean I'm off pots and pans?
Dean Parker
Oh no, you're not getting off that easy.
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Nostalgic Confessions of Youthful Mischief
Dean Parker
Do you think you're the first kid to put liquor in mouthwash bottles? It was done in my day. I may have even done it myself.
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Exploring the Concept of Reversal
Yogurt
Of course, the reverse is also true.
Joey
What the hell do you mean the reverse is also true?
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A Toast to Mr. Donohugue
Billy
Gentlemen, here's to Mr. Donohugue.
Joey
Yes, to Phil. May he get laid while on the outside.
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Language Barrier in Tense Situation
Luis Cali
Do you speak Spanish?
Ricardo Montoya
No, not really.
Luis Cali
Put a bullet in him.
[in Spanish]
Ricardo Montoya
No, wait.
Luis Cali
Wait? What? You don't speak Spanish.
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Dormitory Smoking Rules and Consequences
Ricardo Montoya
You can't smoke in the dorms.
Snuffy
What are they going to do? Kick me out?
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Dilemma of Sacrifice and Consequence
Billy
They're going to shoot five kids if I don't go back.
Military Officer
They're going to shoot you if you do go back.
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The Search for the Red Chip
Billy
All right, what now?
Yogurt
All right, all right. Very, very carefully take the red chip out of the receiver.
Billy
There is no red chip.
Yogurt
There must be.
Billy
Well I'm sorry, there isn't. There's a blue chip the same size as the red chip, but there's no red chip.
Yogurt
That must be it then.
Billy
Well is it, or isn't it?
Yogurt
I don't know.
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Claiming Territory in Shared Spaces
Derek Yogurt
I'm Derek and he's Ted, and, yes, this is OUR room.
Joseph "Joey" Trotta
Not anymore.
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Choosing Action Over Fear in Crisis
Joey
We can't just sit by and let these bastards fuck with our lives.
Hank
Do we have a choice?
Joey
Yes.
Snuffy
Um, guys? Can we change the subject? I'd like to go to bed without wetting my pants.
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Basement Etiquette and Unintended Consequences
Snuffy
Man, this stuff is great. It's opening up my lungs, it's making me breathe easier.
Ricky
Evidently it's making you fart easier, too.
Snuffy
I didn't fart.
Ricky
It's the first rule of prep school etiquette. When you're in a basement with no windows, don't fart.
Snuffy
No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to pretend you're asleep when your roommate's beating off.
Hank
No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to wait until your roommate falls asleep before beating off.
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Accountability for Adult Actions in Tragedy
Albert Trotta
They say what happened to my boy was an accident. This people were grown ups, unlike my son, they will learn about accident.
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Strategizing an Ambush in the Hallway
Joey
There's one of them at the end of the hall.
Billy
Yeah?
Joey
So we make some noise and we get him in here and then we jump him.
Billy
Then what?
Joey
Billy. He's got a fucking machine gun. With a fucking machine gun we can shred these fuckers.
Jonathan
You know, this machine gun stuff must run in Mafia families.
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Trust Issues Over Mouthwash
Hank
This had better not be mouthwash.
Billy
Trust me.
Hank
Trust me... Asshole, this is mouthwash.
[after drinking]
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Ambitions of Loyalty and Sacrifice
Hank
Well, we managed to stay together anyways.
Ricardo Montoya
Yeah, that's my ambition in life - to die with you guys.
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Consequences of Threats in Conflict
Dean Parker
They're going to hunt you down, you know that, don't you? They'll eventually find you and then they will kill you.
Luis Cali
You Americans always say that, but you never actually do it.
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Father's Occupation Revealed in Conversation
Luis Cali
What does your father do, William?
Billy
He's a contractor.
Luis Cali
According to this he owns the third largest construction company in the world.
Billy
Yeah, he's a contractor.
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Struggling to Maintain Composure
Headmaster
Try not to laugh.
Dean Parker
I'm trying.
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Consequences of Persistence in Education
Dean Parker
I'm not going to expel you. Three schools have done that and it's obviously done nothing for your character... I'm going to do much worse. I am going to keep you here until you graduate. It'll probably take years at this rate.
Billy
I might wear you out before then.
Dean Parker
Oh don't you worry about wearing me out. I'm going to wear you out.
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Loyalty Among Friends in Crisis
Luis Cali
We're letting you go.
Joey
Why?
Luis Cali
Because we respect your father.
Joey
Fuck my father and fuck you too. I'm not going anywhere without my friends.
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Frustration Amidst a School Crisis
William "Billy" Tepper
Great, the school gets taken over by terrorists and I'm still on pots and pans.
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Consequences of Expulsion in a Prep School
Billy
If you're going to kick me out, kick me out. Don't make me look like a nark to my friends.
Dean Parker
If we expelled you that would make four prep schools in four years. Are you trying for the Guinness Book of Records?
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A Humorous Exchange on School Reputation
Billy
Come on man, get up. We've gotta strike back or I'm going to look like a douche bag in front of the entire school.
Joey
You were born looking like a douche bag.
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Describing Appearance and Identity
Jennifer
Oh, tell me what you look like.
Billy
Uh, well... I've got blonde hair, and um, I wear an earring in my left ear, I'm about 5'9", 150 pounds... did I mention I'm black?
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Discussion of Weapons and Consequences
Billy
What kind of stuff do they have?
Student
What do you mean? What stuff?
Billy
Guns, grenades, that kind of stuff.
Student
Man, they've got tons of it, all kinds. A big machine gun... Wait a minute. I'm not going to get in trouble for this, am I?
Billy
Don't be a wuss.
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Meeting the Dean After a Conversation
Frank Ingram
Dean's waiting for you guys back in your room.
Billy
Pleasure knowing you.
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Sarcasm and Strategy in a Complex Situation
Snuffy
Oh yeah, that's wonderful. Now all we have to do is get Cali out of the Headmaster's Office which he hardly ever leaves, sneak past the guard, switch the chips without setting off them bombs, and then get out without being seen.
Billy
That's right. That's it exactly.
Snuffy
I was attempting to be sarcastic.
Billy
Well you shouldn't have been. You should have been writing it down.
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