Consequences of Responsibility in Toy Soldiers
Billy:
Does this mean I'm off pots and pans?
Dean Parker:
Oh no, you're not getting off that easy.
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Consequences of Threats in Conflict
Dean Parker:
They're going to hunt you down, you know that, don't you? They'll eventually find you and then they will kill you.
Luis Cali:
You Americans always say that, but you never actually do it.
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Dilemma of Sacrifice and Consequence
Billy:
They're going to shoot five kids if I don't go back.
Military Officer:
They're going to shoot you if you do go back.
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Sarcasm and Strategy in a Complex Situation
Snuffy:
Oh yeah, that's wonderful. Now all we have to do is get Cali out of the Headmaster's Office which he hardly ever leaves, sneak past the guard, switch the chips without setting off them bombs, and then get out without being seen.
Billy:
That's right. That's it exactly.
Snuffy:
I was attempting to be sarcastic.
Billy:
Well you shouldn't have been. You should have been writing it down.
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Exploring the Concept of Reversal
Yogurt:
Of course, the reverse is also true.
Joey:
What the hell do you mean the reverse is also true?
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Loyalty Among Friends in Crisis
Luis Cali:
We're letting you go.
Joey:
Why?
Luis Cali:
Because we respect your father.
Joey:
Fuck my father and fuck you too. I'm not going anywhere without my friends.
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Discussion of Weapons and Consequences
Billy:
What kind of stuff do they have?
Student:
What do you mean? What stuff?
Billy:
Guns, grenades, that kind of stuff.
Student:
Man, they've got tons of it, all kinds. A big machine gun... Wait a minute. I'm not going to get in trouble for this, am I?
Billy:
Don't be a wuss.
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Strategizing an Ambush in the Hallway
Joey:
There's one of them at the end of the hall.
Billy:
Yeah?
Joey:
So we make some noise and we get him in here and then we jump him.
Billy:
Then what?
Joey:
Billy. He's got a fucking machine gun. With a fucking machine gun we can shred these fuckers.
Jonathan:
You know, this machine gun stuff must run in Mafia families.
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Dormitory Smoking Rules and Consequences
Ricardo Montoya:
You can't smoke in the dorms.
Snuffy:
What are they going to do? Kick me out?
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Choosing Action Over Fear in Crisis
Joey:
We can't just sit by and let these bastards fuck with our lives.
Hank:
Do we have a choice?
Joey:
Yes.
Snuffy:
Um, guys? Can we change the subject? I'd like to go to bed without wetting my pants.
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Ambitions of Loyalty and Sacrifice
Hank:
Well, we managed to stay together anyways.
Ricardo Montoya:
Yeah, that's my ambition in life - to die with you guys.
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Language Barrier in Tense Situation
Luis Cali:
Do you speak Spanish?
Ricardo Montoya:
No, not really.
Luis Cali: [in Spanish]
Put a bullet in him.
Ricardo Montoya:
No, wait.
Luis Cali:
Wait? What? You don't speak Spanish.
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Struggling to Maintain Composure
Headmaster:
Try not to laugh.
Dean Parker:
I'm trying.
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Consequences of Persistence in Education
Dean Parker:
I'm not going to expel you. Three schools have done that and it's obviously done nothing for your character... I'm going to do much worse. I am going to keep you here until you graduate. It'll probably take years at this rate.
Billy:
I might wear you out before then.
Dean Parker:
Oh don't you worry about wearing me out. I'm going to wear you out.
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Consequences of Expulsion in a Prep School
Billy:
If you're going to kick me out, kick me out. Don't make me look like a nark to my friends.
Dean Parker:
If we expelled you that would make four prep schools in four years. Are you trying for the Guinness Book of Records?
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Describing Appearance and Identity
Jennifer:
Oh, tell me what you look like.
Billy:
Uh, well... I've got blonde hair, and um, I wear an earring in my left ear, I'm about 5'9", 150 pounds... did I mention I'm black?
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Trust Issues Over Mouthwash
Hank:
This had better not be mouthwash.
Billy:
Trust me.
Hank: [after drinking]
Trust me... Asshole, this is mouthwash.
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A Toast to Mr. Donohugue
Billy:
Gentlemen, here's to Mr. Donohugue.
Joey:
Yes, to Phil. May he get laid while on the outside.
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Misunderstandings Over Mouthwash and Personal Sensitivity
Hank:
Mouthwash?
Billy:
Yes, mouthwash... but maybe not.
Hank:
What's the deal, Billy? Are you trying to tell me my breath stinks?
Billy:
I wasn't saying your breath stinks. Why do you take everything so personally? Damn, Hank.
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The Search for the Red Chip
Billy:
All right, what now?
Yogurt:
All right, all right. Very, very carefully take the red chip out of the receiver.
Billy:
There is no red chip.
Yogurt:
There must be.
Billy:
Well I'm sorry, there isn't. There's a blue chip the same size as the red chip, but there's no red chip.
Yogurt:
That must be it then.
Billy:
Well is it, or isn't it?
Yogurt:
I don't know.
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Meeting the Dean After a Conversation
Frank Ingram:
Dean's waiting for you guys back in your room.
Billy:
Pleasure knowing you.
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Claiming Territory in Shared Spaces
Derek Yogurt:
I'm Derek and he's Ted, and, yes, this is OUR room.
Joseph "Joey" Trotta:
Not anymore.
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A Humorous Exchange on School Reputation
Billy:
Come on man, get up. We've gotta strike back or I'm going to look like a douche bag in front of the entire school.
Joey:
You were born looking like a douche bag.
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Basement Etiquette and Unintended Consequences
Snuffy:
Man, this stuff is great. It's opening up my lungs, it's making me breathe easier.
Ricky:
Evidently it's making you fart easier, too.
Snuffy:
I didn't fart.
Ricky:
It's the first rule of prep school etiquette. When you're in a basement with no windows, don't fart.
Snuffy:
No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to pretend you're asleep when your roommate's beating off.
Hank:
No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to wait until your roommate falls asleep before beating off.
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Father's Occupation Revealed in Conversation
Luis Cali:
What does your father do, William?
Billy:
He's a contractor.
Luis Cali:
According to this he owns the third largest construction company in the world.
Billy:
Yeah, he's a contractor.
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Nostalgic Confessions of Youthful Mischief
Dean Parker:
Do you think you're the first kid to put liquor in mouthwash bottles? It was done in my day. I may have even done it myself.
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Accountability for Adult Actions in Tragedy
Albert Trotta:
They say what happened to my boy was an accident. This people were grown ups, unlike my son, they will learn about accident.
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Frustration Amidst a School Crisis
William "Billy" Tepper:
Great, the school gets taken over by terrorists and I'm still on pots and pans.
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