Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) - Quotes

Quotes about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: [[w:Robert Wilonsky|Robert Wilonsky; http://www.villagevoice.com/2009-06-24/film/michael-bay-can-t-live-up-to-michael-bay-in-transformers-part-2/ "Michael Bay Can't Live Up to Michael Bay in Transformers Part 2"] * ], , The Village Voice, 23 June 2009

Quotes about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: This is blockbuster porn absent even the suggestion of care or concern for anything that might resemble "a point," save the obvious one to move more Hasbro action figures and animated-series DVD boxed sets.

Quotes about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: [[w:Peter Travers|Peter Travers; http://www.rollingstone.com/reviews/movie/25458013/review/28840142/transformers_revenge_of_the_fallen "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"] * ], , Rolling Stone, 24 June 2009

Quotes about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: [...] On every level this movie is as bankrupt as GM. Transformers: The Revenge of The Fallen is beyond bad, it carves out its own category of godawfulness.

Quotes about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: [[Roger Ebert; http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090623/REVIEWS/906239997 "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"] * ], , Chicago Sun-Times, 23 June 2009

Quotes about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: The dialog of the Autobots®, Decepticons® and Otherbots® is meaningless word flap.

Optimus: Thank you, Sam, for saving my life.

Megatron: No… No…

Starscream: [Flies away] Not to call you a coward, Master, but sometimes cowards do survive.

Megatron: [Follows Starscream] This isn’t over.

Optimus: Boy, you returned for me.

Sergeant Epps: I hope those F-16s have good aim.

Major Lennox: Why?

Sergeant Epps: [Lennox looks over to a smoke canister that is pouring orange smoke into the sky almost directly next to them] I told them to hit the orange smoke.

Major Lennox: That smoke?

Sergeant Epps: It wasn't one of my best tosses, okay?

Major Lennox: Alright…

Both: [to Sam and Mikaela, who are crouching next to them] RUN!

Ron Witwicky: You come back! You understand? You come back to us! Come on.

Judy Witwicky: Ron! Mikaela! Mikaela!

Sam Witwicky: Go with my parents, I'm not gonna let you die with me.

Mikaela: No, I’m not gonna go without you. We see this through together.

Megatron: That went well.

Starscream: We've lost the boy, Master. The Autobots must be shielding their signals.

Megatron: [Frustrated] I can't even rely on you...

Starscream: Sorry, no!

Megatron: [Grabs and slams Starscream onto the building; Kicks Starscream and edges him over to the side of the building] ...to swat a simple insect?

Starscream: One insect among seven billion!

Megatron: Shut up!

Starscream: He could be anywhere.

Megatron: Then we will force them to find them for us! It’s time for the world to know of our presence. No more disguises. No mercy! The time has come for my master’s arrival.

Optimus: [Uproots a tree; hits Megatron with the tree and follows up by delivering a powerful strike to the center of Megatron's back.; Megatron attempts to strike Optimus with a fierce slash, but Optimus evades the attack and counters with a formidable right hook, knocking Megatron to the ground.; Megatron manages regain his stance, only to be pierced in the left shoulder by Optimus' energon blade; Elbow’s Megaton to the face and throws him] Weak! Puny! Waste of metal. Junkyard crap!

Megatron: [heard from off screen; Grindor and Starscream came crashing through the trees to Megatron's aid.] Decepticons!

Starscream: [transforms into robot mode and uproots two trees before throwing them aside.] Come here, boy.

Megatron: There is another source of Energon hidden on this planet. The boy could lead us to it.

Optimus: Ugh…

Megatron: Is the future of our race not worth a single human life?

Sam Witwicky: Up! Get up!!

Optimus: [Deploys his twin Energon blades] You'll never stop at one... I'll take you all on!

Grindor: [screaming] No, not me! Noooooo!!!

Optimus: Piece of tin! Sam? Where are you?

Megatron: [Runs Optimus Prime through with his blade; blasts him through the wound] You're so weak!

The Fallen: [As he rises from his throne] The last Prime is dead!

Optimus: [Optimus dies as other Autobot’s arrive] Sam… run. Run…

Megatron: Starscream, I'm home.

Starscream: [visibly nervous] Lord Megatron, I was so relieved to hear of your resurrection.

Megatron: [coolly infuriated] You left me to die on that pathetic insect planet.

Starscream: Only to help spawn our new army. The Fallen decrees it! After all, in your absence, someone had to take command.

Megatron: [angrily slams Starscream against the wall and strangles him] So disappointing.

Starscream: [choking] Hatchlings! Hatchlings! Careful, fragile!

Megatron: [scene cuts to Megatron meeting the Fallen] It seems you've forgotten yourself while I was away, so allow me to reiterate that which you should already know. Whether in death, imprisonment, or exile, there is no command but mine. My master, I regret to inform you that I failed you on Earth. The AllSpark is destroyed and without it, our race will surely perish.

The Fallen: Oh, you have much to learn, my disciple. The Cube was merely a vessel. Its power, its knowledge can never be destroyed. It can only...transform.

Megatron: How is that possible...?

The Fallen: It has been absorbed by the human child. The key to saving our race now lies within his mind.

Megatron: Well, then, let me strip the very flesh from his body!

The Fallen: And you will, my apprentice, in time. For millennia, I have dreamed of my return to that wretched planet, where I too was once betrayed by the Primes I called my brothers. Only a Prime can defeat me, and now only one remains.

Megatron: Optimus! He protects the boy.

The Fallen: Then the boy will lead us to him, and revenge will be ours.

Megatron: Yes.

Starscream: The boy will not escape us. We have him in our sights. But without more Energon, the hatchlings will keep dying.

Major Lennox: We have intel that I believe warrants an immediate debrief. But with your permission, I can't let you see him, but I would like you to hear it from the leader of the Autobots.

General Morshower: [Optimus transforms into robot mode leaving Director Galloway in awe] Proceed.

Sergeant Epps: [To Director Galloway] You gotta wonder, if God made us in his image, who made him?

Optimus: General, our alliance has countermanded six Decepticon incursions this year, each on a different continent. They’re clearly searching around the world for something, but last night’s encounter came with a warning.

Demolisher: [From unknown pre-recorded source] The Fallen shall rise again.

General Morshower: The Fallen." Meaning what?

Optimus: Origin unknown. The only recorded history of our race was contained within the allspark lost with its destruction.

Director Galloway: Excuse me! With this so-called all-spark now destroyed, why hasn't the enemy left the planet like you thought they would?

Major Lennox: [To General Morshower] Director Galloway, our National Security Advisor. The President just appointed him liaison.

General Morshower: Well, I guess I didn't get that memo.

Director Galloway: [To Optimus] Forgive the interruption, general. Excuse me, coming through. Excuse me. Excuse me, General. After all the damage in Shanghai, the President is hard-pressed to say the job is getting done. Now, under the classified Alien Autobot Cooperation Act, you agreed to share your intel with us, but not your advancements in weaponry.

Optimus: We've witnessed your human capacity for war. It would absolutely bring more harm than good.

Director Galloway: But who are you to judge what's best for us?

Major Lennox: With all due respect, we've been fighting side by side in the field for two years.

Sergeant Epps: We've shed blood, sweat, and precious metal together.

Director Galloway: Solider, you’re paid to shoot, not talk.

Sergeant Epps: Don't tempt me.

Director Galloway: And the, uh, the newest members of your team.

Optimus: Easy.

Director Galloway: [To Optimus] I understand they arrived here after you sent a message into space, an open invitation to come to Earth, vetted by no one at the White House.

General Morshower: Let me stop you right there, Mr. Galloway. It was vetted right here. And in my experience, the judgment of both Major Lennox and his team has always been above reproach.

Director Galloway: Well, be that as it may, General, it is the position of the president that when our national security is at stake, no one is above reproach. Now, what do we know so far? We know that the enemy leader, classified NBE One, aka Megatron, is rusting in peace at the bottom of the Laurentian Abyss, surrounded by SOSUS detection nets and a full-time submarine surveillance. We also know that the only known remaining piece of your alien AllSpark is locked in an electromagnetic vault here on one of the most secure naval bases in the world.

Soundwave: Decepticons, we have located the shard.

Director Galloway: And since no one can seem to tell me what the enemy is now after, well, there's only one clear conclusion! You! The Autobots! They're here to hunt you! What's there to hunt for on Earth besides that? "The Fallen shall rise again?" Sounds to me like something's coming. So, let me ask, if we ultimately conclude that our national security is best served by denying you further asylum on our planet, will you leave peacefully?

Optimus: Freedom is your right. If you make that request, we will honor it. But, before your President decides, please ask him this. What if we leave, and you’re wrong?

Major Lennox: That's a good question.

Sergeant Epps: [Speaks into a communicator] Air support, we need Big Buddha to deliver the drop now!

Optimus: [Once close enough to the ground, Optimus severs his parachute’s with his energon blade and transforms into vehicle mode as he moves to intercept Demolisher. Optimus transforms into robot mode and jumps on Demolisher as he destroys an overpass; as Optimus manages to get on top of his head.; Demolishor refuses, forcing Optimus to shoot his head] Autobots, I'm in pursuit! Pull over!

Demolisher: [Demolisher loses his balance, verging off the bridge, and crashes, landing under an overpass. Optimus and Ironhide approach the crippled Decepticon.] Oh!

Ironhide: Punk ass Decepticon!

Optimus: Any last words?

Demolisher: This is not your planet to rule! The Fallen shall rise again.

Sergeant Epps: That doesn't sound good.

Optimus: [blasts Demolisher in the head] Not today.

Skids: [Skids and Mudflap crash into a wall causing them to turn into robot-mode] Watch it, watch it-

Mudflap: Oof! Ah! Yah! I screwed that up... I'm okay. I'm all right.

Skids: This is combat, man!

Mudflap: Total brain freeze, man.

Skids: [punches Mudflap] What's wrong with you?

Mudflap: Ah!

Major Lennox: What have you got?

Sergeant Epps: Thermal ripple.

Major Lennox: [Speaking into his communicator; Demolishor transforms into robot mode and roars before slamming both his hands down on a pile of steel pipes, sending them flying, causing some of the N.E.S.T. soldiers to be crushed by them as retaliatory fire from soldiers begins to ring out.] Right, everybody, be steady... We're right on top of it.

Major Lennox: [Speaking into his communicator] Eagle-niner!

Bald soldier from the first movie: Aah!

Major Lennox: [Speaking into his communicator; Demolisher manages to get up and mobile despite taking fire.] I need an energy proton!

Sergeant Epps: [Speaking into his communicator] Panther One, requesting fire mission now!

Pentagon officer: Gunships on station. Roll in hot!

Black Hawk Pilot: [Two Black Hawk choppers fire on Demolisher, and while one of them gets past Demolisher without incident, Demolisher manages to smash the tail boom off the second one, causing it to crash and explode.] Dog One, now we are engaging.

Black Hawk Pilot: We got a second Decepticon.

Major Lennox: Arcee! Twins! Target coming your way!