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Journalistic Standards and Vocabulary Expectations
Jack Harrison
Look, didn't you hire me to raise the journalistic level of this paper?
Mac Turner
Wrong! I hired you to raise the vocabulary level of this paper. I want to keep the journalistic level very low. Why do you think I teamed you up with him?
[points to Gil]
Gil Turner
Hey, I'm a team player.
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Desire Expressed in a Tense Moment
Odette
Put your face to my breast. Tell me that you want me too!
[pulling Gil to her breast]
Gil
I want you too!
[muffled]
Odette
I want you so bad, it hurts.
Gil
Me, too.
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Unexpected Fragrance in a Mysterious Room
Gil Turner
Do you smell perfume?
Jack Harrison
Yes. I know what was in this room.
Gil
What?
Jack
The Creature from Estee Lauder.
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Wanted: Thrill-Seeking Reporters for Story of Century
Taglines
WANTED: Two thrill-seeking reporters, brains optional, looking to dig up the story of the century. For information call...
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Family Ties and Workplace Challenges
Gil Turner
You can't fire me, I'm your son.
Mac Turner
Prove it!
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Dr. Malavaqua's Disdain for Lightning
Dr. Malavaqua
I don't work with lightning! I hate it! Ptui! I work with all this other shit!
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A Unique Offer in Transylvania
Fejos
Would you like to buy a monkey?
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Humor in Uncertainty
Fejos
Is good, ya? Is funny?
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A Day of Frustration and Command
Dr. Malavaqua
Radu, attack!
Radu
Master, I've had enough aggravation for one day.
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The Value of Sensationalism in Transylvania
Mac Turner
Crap? I like crap. I love crap. I need crap. Crap is what sells newspapers. Look around you. Crap, crap, crap. Crap, crap, crap, crap.
The Mayor
This is Transylvania. Don't you want to ask us about ]? How about the ]? I got ] in the next room. How about ]?
[[Dracula; [Creature from the Black Lagoon; [Godzilla (1954 film)|Godzilla; [The Blob]
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