Troll 2 (1990) - Quotes

Taglines: Eat before we eat you.

Taglines: The original boogeyman is back.

Taglines: There's nothing more frightening than a little boy's nightmare...until it turns real.

Taglines: It horrifies you in your sleep, and haunts you for life.

Taglines: Be afraid... be TWICE as afraid!

Taglines: One was not enough!

Joshua: They're eating my mom!

Goblin: Do you want some, Joshua?

Joshua: AHHHHH!

Joshua: [[Hell] Grandpa! Are you really in ]?

Grandpa Seth: No! But I know a trick that a friend of mine who went there taught me!

Arnold: [after his female companion sips the broth and starts immediately getting sick] What's wrong, what's wrong with her?

Creedence: Quit worrying about her and drink your broth.

Sheriff Freak: [Throws bag at front door] There're sandwiches for tonight in here! It'll go easier on you if you eat'em. It'll make our work easy. Otherwise, we'll be forced to kill you VIOLENTLY!

Drugstore Owner: It would be a shame! The blood would mix with the meat, and we'd have to leave it in vinegar for the whole night!

Arnold: [confronting a group of goblins chasing a girl; winks at girl] Let me give you some helpful advice, you... dwarves. Get out of here... or you will be in a lot of trouble.

Arnold: And remember...

Goblin: [throws a spear at Arnold] Kill him!

Arnold: Arrgghh! Arrgghh!

Joshua: Don't tell me they ate him, Grandpa!

Grandpa Seth: That's exactly what happened... with a voracity than has no equal on Earth!

Joshua: We NEED Grandpa Seth here!

Holly: But how do we get him to come? By having a seance maybe?

Joshua: You're genius big sister!

Drew: Coffee.

Drugstore Owner: There's no coffee in Nilbog. It's the devil's drink.

Drew: Eggs.

Drugstore Owner: Bleah!

Drew: Bacon.

Drugstore Owner: Are you crazy, boy? We're vegetarians here in Nilbog. Didn't you know that? Here's some Nilbog milk. Special milk. High in vitamin content. Here, it's free.

Drew: Free?

Drugstore Owner: Of course it's free. We love tourists here in Nilbog. Try some, boy, and have some of your friends drink some also.

Joshua: A double-decker bologna sandwich!

Creedence: Aaahhh! Think about the cholesterol! Think about... THE TOXINS...!

Holly: Elliott! What kind of idiotic joke is this? You scared the shit out of me!

Elliott: I'm the victim of a nocturnal rapture. I have to release my lowest instincts with a woman.

Holly: [Punches Elliott in the groin] Release your instincts in the bathroom.

Elliott: Are you nuts? You trying to turn me into a homo?

Holly: Wouldn't be too hard. If my father discovers you here, he'd cut off your little nuts and eat them. He can't stand you.

Grandpa Seth: These evil creatures can transform themselves into flesh-and-blood people whenever and however they want.

Joshua: You're making a mistake Grandpa. Who said they can? You should of said they could or what kind of fairy tale is it?

Grandpa Seth: They can! They CAN! Goblins still exist! Your Grandpa Seth is telling you!

Michael: [carrying Joshua to his room and explains the doors' signs; he goes into Joshua's bedroom and drops him down on the bed; he starts to adjust his belt] Do you see this writing...? Do you know what it means...? Hospitality. And you can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW IT!

Joshua: [fearfully] What are you going to do to me, Daddy?

Michael: Tightening my belt, by one loop, so I don't feel hunger pains and your sister and mother will have to do likewise. Okay, Joshua, you wanna get rough with me? You wanna show me that you don't like the choice of this house for our vacation by going on a hunger strike? Well, I'll accept the challenge. But, just remember, when I was your age, I really did suffer from hunger. We'll see who gets through this, but, just remember, I've got more practice than you. I'll see you tomorrow.

Joshua Waits: Nilbog! It's goblin spelled backwards! This is their kingdom!

Holly Waits: Elliot is not my beau! He's my boyfriend and he told me last night that he loves me and that he wanted to come on this trip with me and my family.

Grandpa Seth: [[Stonehenge] The ] magical stone... the goblins magic power!

Grandpa Seth: Half man, half plant. A goblin's favorite food.

Diana Waits: Grandpa Seth has been gone for more than six months now. You were at the funeral, and I know it was very difficult for you. It was also very difficult for your father, and for Holly, and for me his daughter.

Arnold: [fly on forehead] They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! Oh my Goooood!