23 quotes
Concerns Over Unhealthy Food Choices
Joshua
A double-decker bologna sandwich!
Creedence
Aaahhh! Think about the cholesterol! Think about... THE TOXINS...!
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Concerns and Distractions Over Broth
Arnold
What's wrong, what's wrong with her?
[after his female companion sips the broth and starts immediately getting sick]
Creedence
Quit worrying about her and drink your broth.
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Goblin Kingdom Revealed by Joshua Waits
Joshua Waits
Nilbog! It's goblin spelled backwards! This is their kingdom!
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A Conversation About Coffee and Food in Nilbog
Drew
Coffee.
Drugstore Owner
There's no coffee in Nilbog. It's the devil's drink.
Drew
Eggs.
Drugstore Owner
Bleah!
Drew
Bacon.
Drugstore Owner
Are you crazy, boy? We're vegetarians here in Nilbog. Didn't you know that? Here's some Nilbog milk. Special milk. High in vitamin content. Here, it's free.
Drew
Free?
Drugstore Owner
Of course it's free. We love tourists here in Nilbog. Try some, boy, and have some of your friends drink some also.
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Double the Fear
Taglines
Be afraid... be TWICE as afraid!
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Unexpected Dinner Invitation
Joshua
They're eating my mom!
Goblin
Do you want some, Joshua?
Joshua
AHHHHH!
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Panic Over Unexpected Dinner Guests
Arnold
They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! Oh my Goooood!
[fly on forehead]
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The Nature of Goblins and Hospitality
Grandpa Seth
These evil creatures can transform themselves into flesh-and-blood people whenever and however they want.
Joshua
You're making a mistake Grandpa. Who said they can? You should of said they could or what kind of fairy tale is it?
Grandpa Seth
They can! They CAN! Goblins still exist! Your Grandpa Seth is telling you!
Michael
Do you see this writing...? Do you know what it means...? Hospitality. And you can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW IT!
[carrying Joshua to his room and explains the doors' signs; he goes into Joshua's bedroom and drops him down on the bed; he starts to adjust his belt]
Joshua
What are you going to do to me, Daddy?
[fearfully]
Michael
Tightening my belt, by one loop, so I don't feel hunger pains and your sister and mother will have to do likewise. Okay, Joshua, you wanna get rough with me? You wanna show me that you don't like the choice of this house for our vacation by going on a hunger strike? Well, I'll accept the challenge. But, just remember, when I was your age, I really did suffer from hunger. We'll see who gets through this, but, just remember, I've got more practice than you. I'll see you tomorrow.
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A Trick from Beyond the Grave
Joshua
Grandpa! Are you really in ]?
[[Hell]
Grandpa Seth
No! But I know a trick that a friend of mine who went there taught me!
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Cautionary Advice on Consumption
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Eat before we eat you.
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The Goblins' Magic Power Explained
Grandpa Seth
The ] magical stone... the goblins magic power!
[[Stonehenge]
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Ate Him with Unmatched Voracity
Joshua
Don't tell me they ate him, Grandpa!
Grandpa Seth
That's exactly what happened... with a voracity than has no equal on Earth!
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Goblin's Favorite Food Explained by Grandpa Seth
Grandpa Seth
Half man, half plant. A goblin's favorite food.
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A Warning to the Dwarves
Arnold
Let me give you some helpful advice, you... dwarves. Get out of here... or you will be in a lot of trouble.
[confronting a group of goblins chasing a girl; winks at girl]
Arnold
And remember...
Goblin
Kill him!
[throws a spear at Arnold]
Arnold
Arrgghh! Arrgghh!
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Sandwiches and Consequences in Unlikely Dialogue
Sheriff Freak
There're sandwiches for tonight in here! It'll go easier on you if you eat'em. It'll make our work easy. Otherwise, we'll be forced to kill you VIOLENTLY!
[Throws bag at front door]
Drugstore Owner
It would be a shame! The blood would mix with the meat, and we'd have to leave it in vinegar for the whole night!
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A Haunting Horror Experience Awaits You
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It horrifies you in your sleep, and haunts you for life.
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Reflecting on Grandpa Seth's Passing
Diana Waits
Grandpa Seth has been gone for more than six months now. You were at the funeral, and I know it was very difficult for you. It was also very difficult for your father, and for Holly, and for me his daughter.
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Clarifying Relationship Status in Troll 2
Holly Waits
Elliot is not my beau! He's my boyfriend and he told me last night that he loves me and that he wanted to come on this trip with me and my family.
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Confusion Over Nighttime Desires
Holly
Elliott! What kind of idiotic joke is this? You scared the shit out of me!
Elliott
I'm the victim of a nocturnal rapture. I have to release my lowest instincts with a woman.
Holly
Release your instincts in the bathroom.
[Punches Elliott in the groin]
Elliott
Are you nuts? You trying to turn me into a homo?
Holly
Wouldn't be too hard. If my father discovers you here, he'd cut off your little nuts and eat them. He can't stand you.
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Seeking Grandpa Seth Through a Seance
Joshua
We NEED Grandpa Seth here!
Holly
But how do we get him to come? By having a seance maybe?
Joshua
You're genius big sister!
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The Return of the Original Boogeyman
Taglines
The original boogeyman is back.
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Nightmares Become Reality in Troll 2
Taglines
There's nothing more frightening than a little boy's nightmare...until it turns real.
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More Than One Is Needed
Taglines
One was not enough!
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