Welcome to an ugly lovely town
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Welcome to ugly lovely town
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Embracing Chaos in Extreme Comedy
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An extreme comedy.
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Welsh Culture and Its Quirky Perception
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Rugby. Tom Jones. Male Voice Choirs. Shirley Bassey. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantisiliogogogch. Snowdonia. Prince of Wales. Anthony Hopkins. Daffodils. Sheep. Sheep Lovers. Coal. Slate Quarries. The Blaenau Ffestiniog Dinkey-Doo Miniature Railway. Now If That's Your Idea Of Thousands Of Years Of Welsh Culture, You Can't Blame Us For Trying To Liven The Place Up A Little Can You?
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Misunderstanding the Importance of Ambition
Terry:
What the fuck does that mean Greyo?
Greyo:
What does what mean?
Terry:
That, "ambition is fucking critical.
Greyo:
It says "ambition is critical." There's no "fucking" in it.
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A Playful Exchange on Handicaps
Jeremy: [Smashes golf club into Bryn's knee]
What's your handicap, Bryn?
Bryn: [In agony, with tape over his mouth]
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
Jeremy:
Not bad.
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Negotiating Discounts in a Lighthearted Context
Jeremy:
How much for a shag Adie?
Adie:
Awww dont worry lads, you can have family discount; but first we'll ave to find your little willies first though!
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Price Confusion Over Soft Drink Sizes
Jeremy:
How is it that a 2 litre bottle of coke costs 27 pence, but a 1 litre bottle costs 37 pence?
Julian:
Supa-dupa deal
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Consequences of Drug Use in Morocco
Jeremy:
Do you know what happens if they catches you doing drugs in Morocco?
Julian:
No?
Jeremy:
They hands you over to the fucking RUG squad. Aaaah I fuckin had ew!
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Tension Among Friends Over a BMW
Fatty:
Cup of tea boys?
Adie:
It's not a cup of tea they want, it's a good fucking hiding. Ask em who was kind enough to lend them the two tone BMW they been driving through the fucking night. Go on, ask em!
Jeremy:
Fuck off you nosey bitch!
Jean:
Charming!
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Misunderstanding About a Health Spa
Adie:
I'd better be off.
Jeremy:
Off to the brothel?
Jean:
It's not a brothel, it's an executive health spa!
Jeremy and Julian:
Health Spa AHHHHH!
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Character Exchange on Identity and Occupation
Lucy:
She's a hooker Greyo.
Greyo:
Yeah and I'm a scrum-half.
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A Humorous Order at an Indian Restaurant
Bryn:
I'll have a chicken jalfrezi balti, half chips half rice, three onion bhajees, two naans and a grandfach!
Indian Waiter: [in Punjabi]
Benju gandju (You asshole sister fucker)!
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Transaction in a Brothel Setting
Ivor:
What can I have for twenty again?
Brothel Woman:
Top exposed, hand relief; Tits and hand shandies is it love?
Ivor:
Gwelio
Brothel Woman:
Righto then Ivor, Bon voyage. How's that love, hittin the spot?
Ivor:
Oh yea.
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Contrasting Views on Swansea's Beauty
Greyo: [[Dylan Thomas]
] called Swansea "an ugly, lovely town".
Terry:
I'd call it... a pretty shitty city.
Greyo:
Dylan Thomas didn't do as much fucking cocaine as you, did he?
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Critique of Law Enforcement Ethics
Terry Walsh:
You're an iffy copper that does a little bit a this, a little bit a that, but knows where to draw the thin blue line right fuckin wrong, don't ya, Greyo?
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Fatty Lewis on Glue and Boundaries
Fatty Lewis:
This glue is for sticking my submarines, not for sticking up your fucking noses! Don't think I don't notice, cos I do. Buy your own fucking glue!
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Pride in Building a Successful Club
Bryn Cartwright:
I built this club up from nothing, and I fucking loves it!
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A Generous Offer with a Sarcastic Twist
Bryn Cartwright:
Here's 20 nicker, now go buy yourselves a nice big tin of sticky-sticky and fuck off back to Noddyland!
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Frustration Over Reckless Driving Behavior
Greyo:
Adie, driving cars that don't belong to them, at 90 miles an hour, on the wrong side of the road, is just starting to take the fucking piss!
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