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Embracing Chaos in Extreme Comedy
Taglines
An extreme comedy.
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Frustration Over Reckless Driving Behavior
Greyo
Adie, driving cars that don't belong to them, at 90 miles an hour, on the wrong side of the road, is just starting to take the fucking piss!
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Character Exchange on Identity and Occupation
Lucy
She's a hooker Greyo.
Greyo
Yeah and I'm a scrum-half.
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Consequences of Drug Use in Morocco
Jeremy
Do you know what happens if they catches you doing drugs in Morocco?
Julian
No?
Jeremy
They hands you over to the fucking RUG squad. Aaaah I fuckin had ew!
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Transaction in a Brothel Setting
Ivor
What can I have for twenty again?
Brothel Woman
Top exposed, hand relief; Tits and hand shandies is it love?
Ivor
Gwelio
Brothel Woman
Righto then Ivor, Bon voyage. How's that love, hittin the spot?
Ivor
Oh yea.
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Welcome to an ugly lovely town
Taglines
Welcome to ugly lovely town
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Contrasting Views on Swansea's Beauty
Greyo
] called Swansea "an ugly, lovely town".
[[Dylan Thomas]
Terry
I'd call it... a pretty shitty city.
Greyo
Dylan Thomas didn't do as much fucking cocaine as you, did he?
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Welsh Culture and Its Quirky Perception
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Rugby. Tom Jones. Male Voice Choirs. Shirley Bassey. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantisiliogogogch. Snowdonia. Prince of Wales. Anthony Hopkins. Daffodils. Sheep. Sheep Lovers. Coal. Slate Quarries. The Blaenau Ffestiniog Dinkey-Doo Miniature Railway. Now If That's Your Idea Of Thousands Of Years Of Welsh Culture, You Can't Blame Us For Trying To Liven The Place Up A Little Can You?
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Misunderstanding About a Health Spa
Adie
I'd better be off.
Jeremy
Off to the brothel?
Jean
It's not a brothel, it's an executive health spa!
Jeremy and Julian
Health Spa AHHHHH!
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A Playful Exchange on Handicaps
Jeremy
What's your handicap, Bryn?
[Smashes golf club into Bryn's knee]
Bryn
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
[In agony, with tape over his mouth]
Jeremy
Not bad.
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Pride in Building a Successful Club
Bryn Cartwright
I built this club up from nothing, and I fucking loves it!
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A Generous Offer with a Sarcastic Twist
Bryn Cartwright
Here's 20 nicker, now go buy yourselves a nice big tin of sticky-sticky and fuck off back to Noddyland!
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Critique of Law Enforcement Ethics
Terry Walsh
You're an iffy copper that does a little bit a this, a little bit a that, but knows where to draw the thin blue line right fuckin wrong, don't ya, Greyo?
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Negotiating Discounts in a Lighthearted Context
Jeremy
How much for a shag Adie?
Adie
Awww dont worry lads, you can have family discount; but first we'll ave to find your little willies first though!
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Tension Among Friends Over a BMW
Fatty
Cup of tea boys?
Adie
It's not a cup of tea they want, it's a good fucking hiding. Ask em who was kind enough to lend them the two tone BMW they been driving through the fucking night. Go on, ask em!
Jeremy
Fuck off you nosey bitch!
Jean
Charming!
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Price Confusion Over Soft Drink Sizes
Jeremy
How is it that a 2 litre bottle of coke costs 27 pence, but a 1 litre bottle costs 37 pence?
Julian
Supa-dupa deal
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Fatty Lewis on Glue and Boundaries
Fatty Lewis
This glue is for sticking my submarines, not for sticking up your fucking noses! Don't think I don't notice, cos I do. Buy your own fucking glue!
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A Humorous Order at an Indian Restaurant
Bryn
I'll have a chicken jalfrezi balti, half chips half rice, three onion bhajees, two naans and a grandfach!
Indian Waiter
Benju gandju (You asshole sister fucker)!
[in Punjabi]
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Misunderstanding the Importance of Ambition
Terry
What the fuck does that mean Greyo?
Greyo
What does what mean?
Terry
That, "ambition is fucking critical.
Greyo
It says "ambition is critical." There's no "fucking" in it.
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