Two Weeks Notice Quotes

Lucy What did I tell you that defines an emergency?

George A large meteoroid, severe blood loss and uh... what was the other thing?

Lucy Death! And you're not dead!

George Wade Your mother is terrifying. I thought she was going to cut me up and feed me to the poor.

June Chess. I love chess. You know what I love even more than chess?

George ...Pokémon?

June Strip Chess.

Lucy I think you are the most selfish person on the planet.

George Well that's just silly. Have you met everyone on the planet?

Lucy Alright, here's somebody interesting, Polly St. Clair

George Well, that's a terrific resume, Polly. And...uh..Congratulations on the baby.

Polly What baby?

Lucy : Maybe you should check with me before you talk

Polly What baby?

Lucy I'd like to talk to you about your moot-court experience.

Polly What baby??

George Yeah, what baby, heh??

Tony Nobody wins or loses when it comes to women. You just talk about your feelings until all your breath is sucked out your body. All men are pawns when it comes to women. Especially a smart one like Lucy. She's hard to control, and you know the man has got to be control. Okay, like with me. I come home, when I walk in, I KNOW my Mama has dinner on the table!

George Alright, so..you're.... still living at home?

Tony Yeah...yeah. Of course.

George Wade I can't believe how small this apartment is, it's actually shocking! It's a very good thing your parents went to the movies, we'd never have squeezed in! You realize, I can actually move from one side of this apartment to the other in 6 seconds. Watch this, 1....

Taglines A comedy about love at last glance.

Taglines Over. Done. Finished. A comedy about love at last glance.

Taglines This winter, take a second look at the one beside you.