Insulting a foe's combat skills
Commander Krill: [after Ryback punches him in the face]
Now I know why you're a cook. Because you hit like a faggot.
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Commander Krill's Unexpected Date Proposal
Commander Krill:
(dressed as a woman) I'm your date tonight, Captain.
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Commander Krill's Warning About Ryback
Commander Krill:
Then you don't know about Ryback? He is an extreme psychopath. He hates officers. He hates America. This is the captain's birthday. I don't want him ruining it. No one speaks to him or lets him out. If he tries to escape, shoot him right here. I'm counting on you.
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Enhancing the Experience with a Touch of Flair
Commander Krill: [spitting at Ryback's soup]
Add a little flavor.
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Missile Launch and a Playful Monologue
William Stranix:
(pressing the buttons to launch a Tomahawk missile) This little piggy goes to the market. This little piggy stay at home. This little piggy... Oh, mama. Oh, mama. We... We... We... WEEEEEEEE!! All the way home! (air guitars the Star-Spangled Banner as the missile launches, then settles into the captain's chair with a long sigh) Happy trails.
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Nostalgia for Childhood Cartoons
William Stranix:
All of my life. Saturday morning cartoons. The best. For example, remember those two little shrimps coming in, riding seahorses, little chaps, little pistols? Bang! Bang! Bang! Shooting over their shoulders. Rescue that lobster from the Swedish cook. Funniest thing I ever saw in my life! Splendid work, by the way.
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Character's Humorous Take on Cartoon Characters
William Stranix:
Daffy... Porky Pig... Little red fucker with a mustache... (Yosemite Sam)
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The Value of Hiring the Right Person
William Stranix:
Doumer, Doumer, Doumer. Why didn't you hire this person? I don't know what his price would have been, but it would have been WORTH it.
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Confidence in Timeliness
William Stranix: [After taking control of the ''Missouri'']
Four minutes ahead of schedule. Damn, I'm good.
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A Warning Against Resistance and Consequences
William Stranix:
Let this be a learning experience. If you resist, we will kill you and the man next to you. Now move out of here in an orderly fashion. Now!
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Miss July 1989 Confusion
William Stranix:
(singing) And there she is. Miss July 1989. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. No, no, no. That's not Miss July.
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Confidence in Abilities
William Stranix:
Don't worry about a thing, baby. You could play this gig with your eyes shut.
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A Call to Maintain Belief
Casey Ryback:
Keep the faith, Strannix.
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Shared Fate in a Lunatic's Game
Casey Ryback:
All your ridiculous, pitiful antics won't change a thing. You and I, we're the same, we're puppets in the same sick play. We serve the same master, he's a lunatic, he's ungrateful and there's nothing we can do about it. You and I are the same.
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Unexpected Relationships with Musicians
Casey Ryback:
Next thing I know, you'll be dating musicians.
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A Cook's Unexpected Skills in Crisis
Casey Ryback:
Yeah, well, I also cook.
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A Cook's Humble Self-Identification
Casey Ryback:
I'm just a cook.
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Frustration with Inexperienced Subordinate
Casey Ryback:
(regarding Private Nash's inexperience and inability to listen to reason) Fucking E-1 prick.
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A Cold Day in Hell
Casey Ryback:
(after being detained in the freezer) Another cold day in Hell.
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Clarifying the definition of striking an officer
Casey Ryback:
Come on, that's not striking an officer. (punches Krill in the face) That's striking an officer!
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