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Heroism Beyond Identity and Ability
Jack Unger
Shoeshine I don't know if you can understand me right now, but forget about the past. It doesn't matter if you're Shoeshine or Underdog. Because I don't care if you can talk or fly. You brought my family back together. You're a hero to me.
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Underdog - Dialogue 8
Dan
What happened there?
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Pursuit of the Underdog
Dr. Simon Barsinister
After him!
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Discussion on Creating Superdogs and Language
Cad
Do you think this thing will create us another superdog?
Barsnister
Why make one when I could create a plethora?
Cad
That's a "P" word. I have it.
Barsinister
Just pick it up, you ape.
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Embracing Confidence and Positivity
Shoeshine/Underdog
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! Hey, that's pretty good. I think I'll keep that one.
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Underdog's Confusion About His Own Identity
Shoeshine/Underdog
There's no need to worry, Underdog is furry! No, that's not it.
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Quick to Help in Any Situation
Shoeshine/Underdog
When old ladies are falling, I'm not slow, and it's a hip-hip-hip and away I go!
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Skepticism About Capitol Building Claims
Shoeshine/Underdog
But I doubt there was a ham tied to the capitol building.
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Creating Opportunities for Change
Shoeshine/Underdog
You can put the doggy door there!
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Discussion of Non-Dog Ingredients in Food
Shoeshine
Oh, my gosh, they're made of dog! Are you people crazy?!
Jack
Shoeshine, come here. It's not real dog.
Shoeshine
What is it, then?
Jack
It's animal parts. You know, noses, hooves, intestines.
Shoeshine
In that case, I'll take two.
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Searching for Underdog's Location
Polly
Where, oh, where, can my Underdog be?
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Introduction of the Villain Simon Barsinister
Underdog
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Simon Barsinister, the wickedest man in the world. He was evil and crazy. Simon and his wacky henchman, Cad, scheme to rule the universe, but each time, they were foiled by me, the greatest superhero who ever lived, Underdog!
[first lines; voiceover]
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Unexpected Communication with a Dog
Jack
Did you hear something?
Shoeshine
No. Did you?
Jack
Did you just talk?
[short pause; his head slowly turns to Shoeshine]
Shoeshine
Huh? What? Hey, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. You can understand me?
[Jack starts to realize he really can talk]
Jack
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Shoeshine
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Commitment to Quiet Support
Cad Lackey
I'll be the silent partner.
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Questioning Unusual Attire Choices
Shoeshine/Underdog
Excuse me, why do you people have pantyhose on your heads?
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Claiming Territory Among Friends
Riff Raff
Hey, runt, you lost? The name's Riff Raff.
Little Brown Dog
He's Riff Raff.
Riff Raff
I mark this territory.
Little Brown Dog
Yeah, he marked it.
Shoeshine
Look, I don't want any trouble.
Riff Raff
Well, today's your lucky day, mutt. I'd rip you to pieces but I don't want to get my paws dirty.
Bulldog
Yeah, you're not worth his time, fleabag.
Little Brown Dog
Fleabag! Yes.
[laughing]
Riff Raff
Get him!
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Underdog's Declaration of Villainy
Shoeshine/Underdog
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Simon Barsinister, the wickedest man in the world. He was evil and crazy. Simon and his wacky henchmen, Cad, schemed to rule the universe. But each time, they were foiled by me, the greatest superhero who ever lived, Underdog!
[opening lines]
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Loss of Powers and Identity
Shoeshine/Underdog
Turns out, Barsinister didn't want me, he wanted my DNA. He took away my superpowers and put them in a little blue pill but that wasn't the worst of it.
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The Effectiveness of the Serum
Dr. Simon Barsinister
The serum.
Cad
Doc, he's going through the door!
Barsinister
It works.
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The Ambition of Dr. Simon Barsinister
Dr. Simon Barsinister
Simon says…
[repeated line]
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A Dog's Quest for Normalcy
Shoeshine/Underdog
Right, talking dog will try to make things normal.
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Desire for Recognition and Transformation
Dr. Simon Barsinister
It should be me on the front page, not that stupid mutt. I need a sample of his DNA. How do you look in a dress?
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Embracing Mistakes and Forgiveness
Dr. Simon Barsinister
It's OK. You all make mistakes. But I forgive you.That's the kind of person I am...humble.
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Embracing Pain with a Sense of Humor
Dr. Simon Barsinister
Don't worry, it will only hurt a lot.
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The Illusion of Love and Power
Dr. Simon Barsinister
You know what the saddest part is? You thought they loved you but they only loved the power that I gave you.
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A New Addition to My Vocabulary
Cad Lackey
I bought myself a thesaurus.
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A Moment of Triumph for Cad Lackey
Cad Lackey
Cad's hit. Cad's hit.
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Threats and Revelations in a Tense Moment
Barsinister
YOU SLACK-JAWED, MOUTH BREATHING IMBECILE!! I should have put strychnine in your chocolate milk months ago. GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T DISPOSE OF YOU RIGHT NOW!
[enraged]
Cad
Well, I found this.
[shows him about Shoeshine's collar]
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Challenge Accepted: A Game of Resistance
Dr. Simon Barsinister
I'll play your game, but it'll be a stretch. Can you resist this?
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Underdog's Confidence in His Abilities
Shoeshine/Underdog
There's no need to fright, Underdog's got bite! Nope, that's not it either.
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Addressing Underdog's True Identity
Dr. Simon Barsinister
Shoeshine, isn't it? Or shall I address you by your nom de guerre, Underdog.
['''Shoeshine''': It's "Shoeshine".; '''Dan''': He can talk?]
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