Underdog (2007) - Quotes

Underdog - Dialogue 8

Dan: What happened there?

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Threats and Revelations in a Tense Moment

Barsinister: [enraged] YOU SLACK-JAWED, MOUTH BREATHING IMBECILE!! I should have put strychnine in your chocolate milk months ago. GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T DISPOSE OF YOU RIGHT NOW!

Cad: [shows him about Shoeshine's collar] Well, I found this.

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Discussion on Creating Superdogs and Language

Cad: Do you think this thing will create us another superdog?

Barsnister: Why make one when I could create a plethora?

Cad: That's a "P" word. I have it.

Barsinister: Just pick it up, you ape.

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Discussion of Non-Dog Ingredients in Food

Shoeshine: Oh, my gosh, they're made of dog! Are you people crazy?!

Jack: Shoeshine, come here. It's not real dog.

Shoeshine: What is it, then?

Jack: It's animal parts. You know, noses, hooves, intestines.

Shoeshine: In that case, I'll take two.

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Unexpected Communication with a Dog

Jack: Did you hear something?

Shoeshine: No. Did you?

Jack: [short pause; his head slowly turns to Shoeshine] Did you just talk?

Shoeshine: [Jack starts to realize he really can talk] Huh? What? Hey, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. You can understand me?

Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Shoeshine: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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Claiming Territory Among Friends

Riff Raff: Hey, runt, you lost? The name's Riff Raff.

Little Brown Dog: He's Riff Raff.

Riff Raff: I mark this territory.

Little Brown Dog: Yeah, he marked it.

Shoeshine: Look, I don't want any trouble.

Riff Raff: Well, today's your lucky day, mutt. I'd rip you to pieces but I don't want to get my paws dirty.

Bulldog: Yeah, you're not worth his time, fleabag.

Little Brown Dog: [laughing] Fleabag! Yes.

Riff Raff: Get him!

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The Effectiveness of the Serum

Dr. Simon Barsinister: The serum.

Cad: Doc, he's going through the door!

Barsinister: It works.

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Introduction of the Villain Simon Barsinister

Underdog: [first lines; voiceover] Ladies and gentlemen, this is Simon Barsinister, the wickedest man in the world. He was evil and crazy. Simon and his wacky henchman, Cad, scheme to rule the universe, but each time, they were foiled by me, the greatest superhero who ever lived, Underdog!

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Searching for Underdog's Location

Polly: Where, oh, where, can my Underdog be?

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Heroism Beyond Identity and Ability

Jack Unger: Shoeshine I don't know if you can understand me right now, but forget about the past. It doesn't matter if you're Shoeshine or Underdog. Because I don't care if you can talk or fly. You brought my family back together. You're a hero to me.

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A New Addition to My Vocabulary

Cad Lackey: I bought myself a thesaurus.

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A Moment of Triumph for Cad Lackey

Cad Lackey: Cad's hit. Cad's hit.

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Commitment to Quiet Support

Cad Lackey: I'll be the silent partner.

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Challenge Accepted: A Game of Resistance

Dr. Simon Barsinister: I'll play your game, but it'll be a stretch. Can you resist this?

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The Illusion of Love and Power

Dr. Simon Barsinister: You know what the saddest part is? You thought they loved you but they only loved the power that I gave you.

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Addressing Underdog's True Identity

Dr. Simon Barsinister: ['''Shoeshine''': It's "Shoeshine".; '''Dan''': He can talk?] Shoeshine, isn't it? Or shall I address you by your nom de guerre, Underdog.

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Pursuit of the Underdog

Dr. Simon Barsinister: After him!

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The Ambition of Dr. Simon Barsinister

Dr. Simon Barsinister: [repeated line] Simon says…

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Desire for Recognition and Transformation

Dr. Simon Barsinister: It should be me on the front page, not that stupid mutt. I need a sample of his DNA. How do you look in a dress?

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Embracing Pain with a Sense of Humor

Dr. Simon Barsinister: Don't worry, it will only hurt a lot.

Embracing Mistakes and Forgiveness

Dr. Simon Barsinister: It's OK. You all make mistakes. But I forgive you.That's the kind of person I am...humble.

Embracing Confidence and Positivity

Shoeshine/Underdog: There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! Hey, that's pretty good. I think I'll keep that one.

Underdog's Confidence in His Abilities

Shoeshine/Underdog: There's no need to fright, Underdog's got bite! Nope, that's not it either.

Underdog's Confusion About His Own Identity

Shoeshine/Underdog: There's no need to worry, Underdog is furry! No, that's not it.

Quick to Help in Any Situation

Shoeshine/Underdog: When old ladies are falling, I'm not slow, and it's a hip-hip-hip and away I go!

Creating Opportunities for Change

Shoeshine/Underdog: You can put the doggy door there!

Skepticism About Capitol Building Claims

Shoeshine/Underdog: But I doubt there was a ham tied to the capitol building.

A Dog's Quest for Normalcy

Shoeshine/Underdog: Right, talking dog will try to make things normal.

Loss of Powers and Identity

Shoeshine/Underdog: Turns out, Barsinister didn't want me, he wanted my DNA. He took away my superpowers and put them in a little blue pill but that wasn't the worst of it.

Questioning Unusual Attire Choices

Shoeshine/Underdog: Excuse me, why do you people have pantyhose on your heads?

Underdog's Declaration of Villainy

Shoeshine/Underdog: [opening lines] Ladies and gentlemen, this is Simon Barsinister, the wickedest man in the world. He was evil and crazy. Simon and his wacky henchmen, Cad, schemed to rule the universe. But each time, they were foiled by me, the greatest superhero who ever lived, Underdog!